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December 2nd 2011, 11:29 AM #31
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My local ministry partner Carey says that based on Ron's advice, we all need to submit to Harold Camping cuz he's older than all of us.
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December 2nd 2011, 11:31 AM #32
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I suppose when Eliphaz said that men with grey hair are on our side, older than your father, then based on that advice Job should have said "Okay! You're right!"
Too bad God disagreed huh?
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December 2nd 2011, 11:34 AM #33
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Fred Phelps is older than Norm Geisler.
Some may call me foolish - some may call me odd
But I'd rather be a fool in the eyes of men
Than a fool in the eyes of God
From Fool's Gold by Petra
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December 2nd 2011, 12:04 PM #34
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December 2nd 2011, 12:43 PM #35
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Last edited by Challenger Grim; December 2nd 2011 at 12:52 PM.
"One develops a cool and ironic sense of bitter humor, as well as a bloated ego, and this personality characteristic is the defining trait of atheists ancient and modern. If there is a meek and humble atheist or sorcerer brimming with the milk of human kindness, I have yet to meet him." -John C Wright
"Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded- here and there, now and then- are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as “bad luck.”"
— Robert A. Heinlein
"America's political system used to be about the pursuit of happiness. Now More and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered."
"The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is destined for no good."
"Government money only pays for the "liberties" the government thinks you should have, and therefore it can determine how you exercise them. That turns liberties into privileges dispensed at the whim of the state."
— Jonah Goldberg
Virgins get tossed into Volcanoes because sinners have the majority vote.
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December 2nd 2011, 01:21 PM #36
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Anti-Screwball to the users at Quodlibeta for dismantling a Christ Myther:
http://jameshannam.proboards.com/ind...ad=1017&page=1"Weinberg's statement is true as far as it goes, but it is not the whole truth. To make it the whole truth, we must add an additional clause: 'And for bad people to do good things—that [also] takes religion.' The main point of Christianity is that it is a religion for sinners. Jesus made that very clear. When the Pharisees asked his disciples, "Why eateth your Master with publicans and sinners?" he said, "I come to call not the righteous but sinners to repentance." Only a small fraction of sinners repent and do good things but only a small fraction of good people are led by their religion to do bad things."
-Freeman Dyson, Theoretical Physicist
"One of my friends has reminded me that there is a story in the Old Testament where God spoke through a donkey. He says, 'God spoke to Balaam through his ass, and God has been speaking through asses ever since.' "
-Shane Claiborne, Christian Social Activist
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December 2nd 2011, 04:12 PM #37
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Anti-screwball to this excerpt from a blog post by Michael Patton.
It is fine that these two men had concerns with Licona’s interpretation of Matthew 27. It might even be fine that they felt that these concerns could have some significant “slippery slope” repercussions. But their concerns should have been drowned out by the commendation that they gave Licona for his monumental work. Geisler, an apologist of the “old school,” should have written twenty open letters of commendation and praise before he ever even thought of writing his first open letter of criticism which eventually left Mike out of a job. Though I have talked to Mike briefly about this over the phone and he did not seem too discouraged, what a deflation of purpose, drive, and ambition this must be for him. To contribute so significantly to the defense of the core of Christianity only to find his greatest battle coming not from unbelievers, but from his very own kin whose commendations serve only as a prelude to calls to repentance, recantation, and reform must be more than difficult.
Geisler and Mohler should have thrown Mike Licona a parade but instead they have paraded a spectacle of shame and dishonor, elevating a non-essential issue of interpretation to the very test of orthodoxy. Mohler said that “Licona has handed the enemies of the resurrection of Jesus Christ a powerful weapon.” I am beginning to think that just the opposite is true. Mohler and Geisler (and anyone else who has defined Licona accordingly) are presently giving the enemies of Christ a powerful weapon. Illegitimate weapon, yes. But powerful nonetheless. (Not to mention embarrassing.)"I consider everything a loss compared to the surpassing greatness of knowing Christ Jesus my Lord, for whose sake I have lost all things. I consider them rubbish, that I may gain Christ."
-Philippians 3:8 (NIV)
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December 2nd 2011, 05:00 PM #38
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December 3rd 2011, 01:43 AM #39
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A "You're Doing it Wrong" award to none other than William Lane Craig.
I'm going through his Defenders Podcast and he's currently in his Eschatology series. He's analysis of preterism is pretty bad. It makes me uncomfortable to slight WLC but it has to be done.
***Rest in peace, Curtmudgeon!***
"I hate Manwe's posts because I hate babies and America." --Augustine2004, August 6, 2011
Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'
'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'
The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien
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December 3rd 2011, 02:45 AM #40
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
I believe that God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx-
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December 3rd 2011, 04:59 AM #41
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Screwball to Part 1 of CaseAgainstFaith1's response to TheFunkyTheist's video on the historical reliability of Mark's gospel. He spends part 1 attempting to critique the "would they die for a lie argument" and fails to grasp what the argument even is. He uses clips from a series by ProfMTH on the subject who, by the looks of it is just as clueless. According to ProfMTH there is no evidence Peter was ever in Rome. Honestly, I thought CaseAgainstFaith and ProfMTH were supposed to be intelligent skeptics.
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December 3rd 2011, 06:52 AM #42
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Crab Battle
noun
Words uttered to incite an all in brawl. Whoever says the words 'Crab Battle' will usually be spear tackled to the ground by anyone else present, and all parties will then engage in a fight to the death.
Reality untouchable, transparent, invisible to our fixed, restricted fields of vision. Existence taken for granted, absolute. Possessed, owned, controlled by the common sense-infected rational gaze, onward forever we walk among the ignorant. Never stray from the common lines.
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December 3rd 2011, 07:05 AM #43
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"Also, I think you mean SCEPTIC."
The Americans have corrupted me. I still spell colour correctly though:).
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December 3rd 2011, 08:16 AM #44
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http://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/Jac...30662.html?x=0
LAWL. So, basically, the co-founder of the Euro has basically just come out and admitted that the concept of a single Euro currency and centralised European bank was fundamentally flawed from the outset. 1, 2, 3: "WE TOLD YOU SO."
Now, can the UK have the good sense to LEAVE? Isn't it enough that the EU has inflicted excessive import taxes and excessive regulation on the British market? Isn't it enough that the EU is content with robbing us of billions of tax pounds to fuel their spending addiction? Good grief Dave, just leave! You could have let the referendum continue and so you avoid the responsibility of leaving yourself, but no.Crab Battle
noun
Words uttered to incite an all in brawl. Whoever says the words 'Crab Battle' will usually be spear tackled to the ground by anyone else present, and all parties will then engage in a fight to the death.
Reality untouchable, transparent, invisible to our fixed, restricted fields of vision. Existence taken for granted, absolute. Possessed, owned, controlled by the common sense-infected rational gaze, onward forever we walk among the ignorant. Never stray from the common lines.
My blog . My book. My YouTube channel.
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December 3rd 2011, 09:17 AM #45
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Oh heck no. caseagainstfaith was here for a while and I kicked him to sleep; eventually he used an excuse to quit (that I was being mean to Lazy Agnostic, that stalker). Also have several articles on him (as Paul Jacobsen) now compressed into one. He's awful.
And Prof?? He just selectively uses some scholarship which makes him look better than the average YT skeppie, but in sum, as AAG says, he's just the best looking guy in the burn unit.Last edited by jpholding; December 3rd 2011 at 09:18 AM.
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