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      Re: December 2011 Screwballs PLUS Platinum Category Discussi

      My local ministry partner Carey says that based on Ron's advice, we all need to submit to Harold Camping cuz he's older than all of us.

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      Re: December 2011 Screwballs PLUS Platinum Category Discussi

      I suppose when Eliphaz said that men with grey hair are on our side, older than your father, then based on that advice Job should have said "Okay! You're right!"

      Too bad God disagreed huh?
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      Re: December 2011 Screwballs PLUS Platinum Category Discussi

      Fred Phelps is older than Norm Geisler.
      Some may call me foolish - some may call me odd
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      Re: December 2011 Screwballs PLUS Platinum Category Discussi

      Quote Originally posted by jpholding View Post
      My local ministry partner Carey says that based on Ron's advice, we all need to submit to Harold Camping cuz he's older than all of us.
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      Quote Originally posted by Spartacus View Post
      Pre-emptive screwball to the History Channel specials that will undoubtedly air over the course of the next month.

      (from cracked contest "misconceptions about today from future history classes)

      Quote Originally posted by Benson Shays View Post
      On a related note, anti-screwball to South Park for obliterating the History Channel for said specials.
      Which episode was it? I need to see this.

      Also, screwball to... whoever, for having an ad for "Wayward Sons" (webcomic) on TWeb.
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      Anti-Screwball to the users at Quodlibeta for dismantling a Christ Myther:

      http://jameshannam.proboards.com/ind...ad=1017&page=1
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      Re: December 2011 Screwballs PLUS Platinum Category Discussi

      Anti-screwball to this excerpt from a blog post by Michael Patton.

      It is fine that these two men had concerns with Licona’s interpretation of Matthew 27. It might even be fine that they felt that these concerns could have some significant “slippery slope” repercussions. But their concerns should have been drowned out by the commendation that they gave Licona for his monumental work. Geisler, an apologist of the “old school,” should have written twenty open letters of commendation and praise before he ever even thought of writing his first open letter of criticism which eventually left Mike out of a job. Though I have talked to Mike briefly about this over the phone and he did not seem too discouraged, what a deflation of purpose, drive, and ambition this must be for him. To contribute so significantly to the defense of the core of Christianity only to find his greatest battle coming not from unbelievers, but from his very own kin whose commendations serve only as a prelude to calls to repentance, recantation, and reform must be more than difficult.

      Geisler and Mohler should have thrown Mike Licona a parade but instead they have paraded a spectacle of shame and dishonor, elevating a non-essential issue of interpretation to the very test of orthodoxy. Mohler said that “Licona has handed the enemies of the resurrection of Jesus Christ a powerful weapon.” I am beginning to think that just the opposite is true. Mohler and Geisler (and anyone else who has defined Licona accordingly) are presently giving the enemies of Christ a powerful weapon. Illegitimate weapon, yes. But powerful nonetheless. (Not to mention embarrassing.)
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      Re: December 2011 Screwballs PLUS Platinum Category Discussi

      Quote Originally posted by wildrow12 View Post
      Anti-Screwball to the users at Quodlibeta for dismantling a Christ Myther:

      http://jameshannam.proboards.com/ind...ad=1017&page=1
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      Re: December 2011 Screwballs PLUS Platinum Category Discussi

      A "You're Doing it Wrong" award to none other than William Lane Craig.

      I'm going through his Defenders Podcast and he's currently in his Eschatology series. He's analysis of preterism is pretty bad. It makes me uncomfortable to slight WLC but it has to be done.

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      Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'

      'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'

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      Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

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      Re: December 2011 Screwballs PLUS Platinum Category Discussi

      Screwball to Part 1 of CaseAgainstFaith1's response to TheFunkyTheist's video on the historical reliability of Mark's gospel. He spends part 1 attempting to critique the "would they die for a lie argument" and fails to grasp what the argument even is. He uses clips from a series by ProfMTH on the subject who, by the looks of it is just as clueless. According to ProfMTH there is no evidence Peter was ever in Rome. Honestly, I thought CaseAgainstFaith and ProfMTH were supposed to be intelligent skeptics.

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      Quote Originally posted by ukchristian28 View Post
      Honestly, I thought CaseAgainstFaith and ProfMTH were supposed to be intelligent skeptics.
      Being smarter than the average YT sceptic isn't saying much though. That's like being voted the most handsome man in the burns unit. Also, I think you mean SCEPTIC. And to think you call yourself UKchristian28. Where is your sense of patriotism!
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      "Also, I think you mean SCEPTIC."

      The Americans have corrupted me. I still spell colour correctly though:).

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      http://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/Jac...30662.html?x=0

      LAWL. So, basically, the co-founder of the Euro has basically just come out and admitted that the concept of a single Euro currency and centralised European bank was fundamentally flawed from the outset. 1, 2, 3: "WE TOLD YOU SO."

      Now, can the UK have the good sense to LEAVE? Isn't it enough that the EU has inflicted excessive import taxes and excessive regulation on the British market? Isn't it enough that the EU is content with robbing us of billions of tax pounds to fuel their spending addiction? Good grief Dave, just leave! You could have let the referendum continue and so you avoid the responsibility of leaving yourself, but no.
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      Re: December 2011 Screwballs PLUS Platinum Category Discussi

      Quote Originally posted by ukchristian28 View Post
      Screwball to Part 1 of CaseAgainstFaith1's response to TheFunkyTheist's video on the historical reliability of Mark's gospel. He spends part 1 attempting to critique the "would they die for a lie argument" and fails to grasp what the argument even is. He uses clips from a series by ProfMTH on the subject who, by the looks of it is just as clueless. According to ProfMTH there is no evidence Peter was ever in Rome. Honestly, I thought CaseAgainstFaith and ProfMTH were supposed to be intelligent skeptics.
      Oh heck no. caseagainstfaith was here for a while and I kicked him to sleep; eventually he used an excuse to quit (that I was being mean to Lazy Agnostic, that stalker). Also have several articles on him (as Paul Jacobsen) now compressed into one. He's awful.

      And Prof?? He just selectively uses some scholarship which makes him look better than the average YT skeppie, but in sum, as AAG says, he's just the best looking guy in the burn unit.
      Last edited by jpholding; December 3rd 2011 at 09:18 AM.

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