Is anybody else disturbed by this..

[Chrs]

Obviously this: http://xkcd.com/659/

[Christy]

Okay, I'm stupid so I'm bringing this up again. This is something that I've been obsessing about now. Isn't it exaggerating to say that if you plant plants over you when your dead that you'll turn into the tree? The molecules that were in you would go in the tree after your decomposed, but the tree wouldn't be a transformed version of you. The tree would emit some of what was in you as oxygen, the oxygen that was in your body. I haven't been able to enjoy stuff as much as I had because I keep thinking about this.

I know I sound really dumb. It's okay if everybody hates me on here, since I hate myself.

I posted this because this morning I picked up a sock off the floor, thinking it was the one in my shoe and put it on to go to the restroom. I ended up going back to bed without washing my hands after I touched it, because I didn't know until I was already in bed that it was on the floor, and I probably stepped on it with my shoe with everything that I stepped on outside on it. So whatever was on it is on my bed now, and all over, and I swallowed it in my sleep.

It made me mad that I left that sock laying there and because earlier that night my pants leg touched the side of a bag that touched the floor, so I threw it in with the dirty clothes.

[One Bad Pig]

I posted this because this morning I picked up a sock off the floor, thinking it was the one in my shoe and put it on to go to the restroom. I ended up going back to bed without washing my hands after I touched it, because I didn't know until I was already in bed that it was on the floor, and I probably stepped on it with my shoe with everything that I stepped on outside on it. So whatever was on it is on my bed now, and all over, and I swallowed it in my sleep.

It made me mad that I left that sock laying there and because earlier that night my pants leg touched the side of a bag that touched the floor, so I threw it in with the dirty clothes.

Oh, that. Things might be easier if you just take off your shoes when you come in the door from outside. That way the outside dirt would stay by the door, and you wouldn't have to worry about it anywhere else. I know several people who do that.

[Christy]

Oh, that. Things might be easier if you just take off your shoes when you come in the door from outside. That way the outside dirt would stay by the door, and you wouldn't have to worry about it anywhere else. I know several people who do that.

I know, I wanted to do that, but other people come in with their shoes on, and the people that laid the carpet and everything had their shoes on, so there's already stuff from outside on the floor. I never walk around without my shoes on.

My brother and sister in law take their shoes off when they come in their apartment.

[DuraGizer]

I'd rather be made into a pencil than cut into, pumped full of formaldehyde, stuffed into a narrow box, then buried in the cold, dark, dank earth to putrify and serve as a buffet/breeding ground for creepy crawly critters.

[Hamster]

I look forward to being buried sans formaldehyde. Close coffin funeral, just shove me in the ground

[Manwë Súlimo]

Burn me to ashes and turn the carbon into a diamond. And, using forgotten arcane lore of Fëanor, fill me with the light of Telperion and Laurelin and call me the Fourth Silmaril.

/nerd_glasses

[Chrawnus]

Burn me to ashes and turn the carbon into a diamond. And, using forgotten arcane lore of Fëanor, fill me with the light of Telperion and Laurelin and call me the Fourth Silmaril.

/nerd_glasses

I wonder, if at the resurrection, the diamond would suddenly transform into a human body again.

[One Bad Pig]

I wonder, if at the resurrection, the diamond would suddenly transform into a human body again.

Why wouldn't it?

[Chrawnus]

Why wouldn't it?

I dont know.

Imagine how awesome it would look if a diamond suddenly morphed into a human body.

[Hamster]

Yeah but in the mean time you'd have to be grandma's topaz costume jewelry

[One Bad Pig]

Yeah but in the mean time you'd have to be grandma's topaz costume jewelry

Only if you died before grandma. Which would be sucky.

[Hamster]

There will always be someone's grandma to wear a canary yellow diamond ring

[One Bad Pig]

There will always be someone's grandma to wear a canary yellow diamond ring

In the meantime I'm dead, so what do I care?

[Manwë Súlimo]

I dont know.

Imagine how awesome it would look if a diamond suddenly morphed into a human body.

I dunno, I think I'd be a little more freaked that Jesus was returning.