Is anybody else disturbed by this..

[Chrawnus]

I dunno, I think I'd be a little more freaked that Jesus was returning.

Stop putting things into perspective.

[One Bad Pig]

I dunno, I think I'd be a little more freaked that Jesus was returning.

"For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels of God in heaven."

Poor horny doofus.

[Catholicity]

For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels of God in heaven."

Poor horny doofus.

He could marry someone who just wants their citizenship

[Christy]

I posted this because this morning I picked up a sock off the floor, thinking it was the one in my shoe and put it on to go to the restroom. I ended up going back to bed without washing my hands after I touched it, because I didn't know until I was already in bed that it was on the floor, and I probably stepped on it with my shoe with everything that I stepped on outside on it. So whatever was on it is on my bed now, and all over, and I swallowed it in my sleep.

It made me mad that I left that sock laying there and because earlier that night my pants leg touched the side of a bag that touched the floor, so I threw it in with the dirty clothes.

Ok, please don't look at the rest of this old thread, because I feel like an a.. with lots of the things that I posted in this. I just saw this though, and wanted to clarify that I do wash my hands after using the restroom. I didn't wash my hands after taking off the sock though.

[Gromit45]

Ok...it might be just a little weird to ask Johnny to go sharpen grandpa.

[Christy]

I wonder, if at the resurrection, the diamond would suddenly transform into a human body again.

This is a stupid thought, but what if at the resurrection everybody was stuck together?

[Epoetker]

This is a stupid thought, but what if at the resurrection everybody was stuck together?

That's not the resurrection, that's the end of Katamari Damacy.

[SatanTheAlien]

Not sure I would buy such a pencil because it would be expensive.

[Epoetker]

Not sure I would buy such a pencil because it would be expensive.

Buy the Chinese version. Only slightly cursed, only slips into Mandarin every fourteenth word or so.

[One Bad Pig]

Buy the Chinese version. Only slightly cursed, only slips into Mandarin every fourteenth word or so.

Only if it's made by Qing Dynasty sympathizers.

[Epoetker]

Only if it's made of Qing Dynasty sympathizers.

Fixed.