January 2012 Screwballs PLUS Platinum Reports

[KingsGambit]

So does this person think that the only people in heaven are those who died seconds after conversion?

I'm reminded of the infamous campus preacher, Brother Jed (he would always show up at my campus while I was at school), who was openly semi-Pelagian and boasted of having not sinned since the 1970s. However, he would also do things like randomly accuse people of the opposite sex who were walking together on campus of fornication (I remember one pair of individuals he did that to at my school turning out to be a brother and a sister).

[MWM958]

I'm reminded of the infamous campus preacher, Brother Jed (he would always show up at my campus while I was at school), who was openly semi-Pelagian and boasted of having not sinned since the 1970s. However, he would also do things like randomly accuse people of the opposite sex who were walking together on campus of fornication (I remember one pair of individuals he did that to at my school turning out to be a brother and a sister).

whoops

[lilpixieofterror]

I see Tazzy Wazzy is still trying to keep his place as Platinum screwball holder and earn another one in 2012 by posting paranoid conspiracy stuff (that might even make Auggie cringe) like this:

In short, it’s all to do with social enculturation in the first instance and brain-washing in the second when and if one is confronted by aggressive political or Christian outreach. This is particularly the case among Evangelicals, whereby the conversion techniques employed by them and political demagogues like Kim Song Il or Hitler, with their organized rallies etc, are remarkably similar.

“The methods of the Chinese Communists under Mao Tse Tung came closest to those of the religious revivalists. Compliance and suggestibility are increased by altering the volume and pace and encouraging singing, arm waving and hand clapping. It is easy to see how in this trance-like state the notion of divine possession and being possessed by Jesus etc. can occur”.

http://www.workshop3.freeuk.com/Batt...am_Sargant.htm

Just remember, your friendly Evangelicals want to brain wash you, so beware the Evangelicals!

[lilpixieofterror]

I'm reminded of the infamous campus preacher, Brother Jed (he would always show up at my campus while I was at school), who was openly semi-Pelagian and boasted of having not sinned since the 1970s. However, he would also do things like randomly accuse people of the opposite sex who were walking together on campus of fornication (I remember one pair of individuals he did that to at my school turning out to be a brother and a sister).

Were they making ‘eye babies’ (just type that phrase into Google and read the link about the strictest college in the US)?

[jpholding]

Lol, is your reply anywhere?

I just tell such people they've won screwballs and invite them here.

[Raphael]

Were they making ‘eye babies’ (just type that phrase into Google and read the link about the strictest college in the US)?

<Sarcasm>

Hmmm, must make a note of that one for when my girls ares old enough to start dating.

This is a fair warning to those sarcastically impaired the preceding text was written in jest.

Anyhow, complete aside to the whole thread. Baby #4 will be another girl. Yup, I am the father of 4 girls. (and I will break any guy who hurts 'em)

[KingsGambit]

Anyhow, complete aside to the whole thread. Baby #4 will be another girl. Yup, I am the father of 4 girls. (and I will break any guy who hurts 'em)

Congratulations!

[Catholicity]

My neighbor for telling me I was intentionally slamming my door at 7 pm just to annoy him, and to make my child stop laughing so loud....

[lilpixieofterror]

My neighbor for telling me I was intentionally slamming my door at 7 pm just to annoy him, and to make my child stop laughing so loud....

Tell him to stop having such good hearing.

[lilpixieofterror]

<Sarcasm>

Hmmm, must make a note of that one for when my girls ares old enough to start dating.

This is a fair warning to those sarcastically impaired the preceding text was written in jest.

Anyhow, complete aside to the whole thread. Baby #4 will be another girl. Yup, I am the father of 4 girls. (and I will break any guy who hurts 'em)

May God have mercy on your soul. When I was growing up, I was the oldest of 3, and the other two were boys. I had a good old time with that...

[Chaotic Void]

<Sarcasm>

Hmmm, must make a note of that one for when my girls ares old enough to start dating.

This is a fair warning to those sarcastically impaired the preceding text was written in jest.

Anyhow, complete aside to the whole thread. Baby #4 will be another girl. Yup, I am the father of 4 girls. (and I will break any guy who hurts 'em)

Congratulations, and may God provide you with a toilet paper factory to keep your house well stocked.

[One Bad Pig]

<Sarcasm>

Hmmm, must make a note of that one for when my girls ares old enough to start dating.

This is a fair warning to those sarcastically impaired the preceding text was written in jest.

Anyhow, complete aside to the whole thread. Baby #4 will be another girl. Yup, I am the father of 4 girls. (and I will break any guy who hurts 'em)

You 'n' should get together and commiserate.

[Challenger Grim]

Good luck Raphael.

Also, sanity award for Briggs who finally finished his critique of Sam Harris (I think, I've still got to read all of them.)
This is the last part which links to all the earlier ones. http://wmbriggs.com/blog/?p=4942

[Raphael]

In a thread full of screwballs, Amos comes right out and claims that the KJV is higher than God

Well Bill, that is the question. When you take that stance you are essentially saying there is no prefect word of God, that what the whole King James Only issue is about, and it a very important issue, for God magnified his word above all his name. The answers to this is to literially believe God's word.

Last I checked the Bible taught that Jesus is the Word, not the Bible.
Jesus is the one who is magnified, not the KJV. Bill is right, you are an idolater.

That sweet of you, in your current state of mind you may not want to engrave yourself, but your equations have been wrongly definied.

[One Bad Pig]

In a thread full of screwballs, Amos comes right out and claims that the KJV is higher than God

I'm smelling a Poe.