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    Snake Oil and Healing Stickers

    Read an article on Gizmodo about how this company ran by Gweneth Paltrow (goop) is selling these fake stickers that they claim can heal you. They cost $120 for 24. They were claiming that they used special technology from NASA, until a NASA engineer said that it was BS.

    Here's the article

    (there is a cussword in the headline)

    In the article it links to the company that developed these phony items and I went there to see what else they are selling.

    wow.

    AlphaBio Centrix, R&D Announces an Energy Chip attached to a custom pendant supporting long-term health issues!

    pendant-585.jpg

    Each Energy Chip is made using a proprietary crystalline carbon substrate color coded for identification purposes and then domed for environmental protection. There are (six) different programmed Energy Chips to choose from. ─ (1) Blood Sugar (Diabetic) – Blue Chip, (2) Stress/Depression/Fear (Helps with Calming) – Aqua/blue, (3) Female Problems (Mood Swings, etc.) – Orange, (4) Pain & Inflammation (Relieves Pain) – Red, (5) Healing XL (Promotes Long-Term Healing) – Purple, and (6) Environmental Issues – (Allergies) – Green.

    When the health pendant is worn around the neck, the subtle energy from the chip infuses into your chakras creating balance between the chakras and promoting better health and a sense of well-being. ─ Long known by the ancient healers, healing is a three-way arrangement between, body, mind and spirit. Today’s science has shown that the human body has an “electrical frequency” and that much about a person’s health can be determined by it.

    Bio frequency is the measurable rate of electrical energy flow that is constant between any two points. Everything has frequency. Our energy chips are programmed with bio frequencies; the same frequencies your body emits. As studies have shown, when frequencies drop, the immune system is compromised. If the frequency drops to 58 Hz, cold and flu symptoms appear; at 55 Hz, diseases like Candida take hold; at 52 Hz, Epstein Bar and at 42 Hz, Cancer appears.

    In living nature, everything vibrates, the smaller, the faster. The frequencies of the vibrations in a living cell depend on the size of the components. There are physical vibrations and electrical. It’s obvious that the cell as a whole vibrates with lower frequencies than individual molecules or atoms.

    Digestive Solution™ Energy Card

    digestive-solution-card.jpg

    The Digestive Solution™ energy card is made for Human Carbon units.

    You can NOW boost your “Body’s Energy Signature” by simply placing this Digestive Solution™ energy card under your food plate and the beverage of your choice and receive energy from the card instantly. The energy card has a magnetic strip embedded in the back that holds digitally enhanced information that once your food or beverage comes in contact with it, the energy is delivered immediately to the food and beverage, thereby boosting the energy to your food to maximize the nutrition you consume.


    https://alphabiocentrix.com



    How do people get away with selling this crap? And who is stupid enough to buy it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparko View Post
    How do people get away with selling this crap? And who is stupid enough to buy it?
    I won't say liberals, but it is liberals.
    Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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    I think I will start selling an Energy sticker that will ward off all Bigoted Conservative Energy and only let through Inclusive Liberal Energy. It will last up to two days before needing to apply another one. The cost will be $399.95 for an entire sheet of them.

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    I wonder how many sheets JimL will buy?

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    I know people who fall for this kind of thing. Some people are just that gullible and you can't convince them that they are being misled.
    Curiosity never hurt anyone. It was stupidity that killed the cat.

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    If you come across any that ward off Bigfoot I'd like a sheet for LT.
    Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jedidiah View Post
    If you come across any that ward off Bigfoot I'd like a sheet for LT.
    yeah I think he is getting close to finding it at the DMV.

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    LOL!

    I think we need to get together and buy this for JimL:

    Bleeding-Heart-Liberal-Pendant.jpg

    Bleeding Heart Liberal Pendant

    $40.00

    Our Bleeding Heart Liberal Pendant is a LeftWing-Bling exclusive design that’s an eye-catcher even from across the room– the polished reflective surface with the word “Liberal” engraved in it shines when light catches it, and the teardrops are accented with light blue enamel inlay. An 18″ stainless steel chain with lobster claw clasp is included.

    Wear this pendant to show your pride in being liberal and for the many things liberals have achieved, like the 8-hour workday, overtime pay, the minimum wage, civil rights, Social Security and Medicare– and that’s just for starters.
    https://leftwing-bling.com/product/b...beral-pendant/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparko View Post
    Read an article on Gizmodo about how this company ran by Gweneth Paltrow (goop) is selling these fake stickers that they claim can heal you. They cost $120 for 24. They were claiming that they used special technology from NASA, until a NASA engineer said that it was BS.

    Here's the article

    (there is a cussword in the headline)

    In the article it links to the company that developed these phony items and I went there to see what else they are selling.

    wow.

    AlphaBio Centrix, R&D Announces an Energy Chip attached to a custom pendant supporting long-term health issues!

    pendant-585.jpg

    Each Energy Chip is made using a proprietary crystalline carbon substrate color coded for identification purposes and then domed for environmental protection. There are (six) different programmed Energy Chips to choose from. ─ (1) Blood Sugar (Diabetic) – Blue Chip, (2) Stress/Depression/Fear (Helps with Calming) – Aqua/blue, (3) Female Problems (Mood Swings, etc.) – Orange, (4) Pain & Inflammation (Relieves Pain) – Red, (5) Healing XL (Promotes Long-Term Healing) – Purple, and (6) Environmental Issues – (Allergies) – Green.

    When the health pendant is worn around the neck, the subtle energy from the chip infuses into your chakras creating balance between the chakras and promoting better health and a sense of well-being. ─ Long known by the ancient healers, healing is a three-way arrangement between, body, mind and spirit. Today’s science has shown that the human body has an “electrical frequency” and that much about a person’s health can be determined by it.

    Bio frequency is the measurable rate of electrical energy flow that is constant between any two points. Everything has frequency. Our energy chips are programmed with bio frequencies; the same frequencies your body emits. As studies have shown, when frequencies drop, the immune system is compromised. If the frequency drops to 58 Hz, cold and flu symptoms appear; at 55 Hz, diseases like Candida take hold; at 52 Hz, Epstein Bar and at 42 Hz, Cancer appears.

    In living nature, everything vibrates, the smaller, the faster. The frequencies of the vibrations in a living cell depend on the size of the components. There are physical vibrations and electrical. It’s obvious that the cell as a whole vibrates with lower frequencies than individual molecules or atoms.

    Digestive Solution™ Energy Card

    digestive-solution-card.jpg

    The Digestive Solution™ energy card is made for Human Carbon units.

    You can NOW boost your “Body’s Energy Signature” by simply placing this Digestive Solution™ energy card under your food plate and the beverage of your choice and receive energy from the card instantly. The energy card has a magnetic strip embedded in the back that holds digitally enhanced information that once your food or beverage comes in contact with it, the energy is delivered immediately to the food and beverage, thereby boosting the energy to your food to maximize the nutrition you consume.


    https://alphabiocentrix.com



    How do people get away with selling this crap? And who is stupid enough to buy it?
    Kevin Trudeau is spending a LONG time in prison or fraud on stuff like this.
    A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
    George Bernard Shaw

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catholicity View Post
    Kevin Trudeau is spending a LONG time in prison or fraud on stuff like this.
    Is he related to the Canadian Prime Minister?

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    Thankfully stuff like that isn't popular in Denmark. Acupuncture is though, but homeopathy has been safely relegated to the fringes.

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