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  • View Poll Results: Diamond Screwball Winner is:

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    • bertaberts

      3 12.50%
    • FL job service

      0 0%
    • Christian email

      0 0%
    • John Loftus

      3 12.50%
    • Richard Dawkins

      2 8.33%
    • GodKillerAtheist

      0 0%
    • Joe Hardy

      4 16.67%
    • Tassman

      1 4.17%
    • atheist email

      1 4.17%
    • Skeptical website (ladsyatheist)

      0 0%
    • Harold Camping

      10 41.67%
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      Vote for Diamond Screwball Winner of 2011

      OK, now that we're done with the political protests around here, it's time to pick the Diamond from the Platinum.

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      Florida job service that spent money on superhero capes for the unemployed.

      Christian E-Mail

      God's inspired words NEVER lie in the least, as you say it does in Luke 14:26.
      No wonder God says that MANY are called but FEW are chosen.
      I believe God means every thing He says in the way He says it and not the way your LIARS say it in ANY WAY.
      God is not 'OUT OF CONTEXT' and He is not to STUPID so that He can not tell us what He really means by the way He says it. If you are a parent, I know exactly why God said to 'HATE' you in Luke 14:26.
      You probably belong to one of the 15,000 RELIGIONS on earth that thinks theirs is right but the others are wrong and Christ NEVER COMMANDED ANYONE to start a Christian RELIGION of ANY KIND. Never did, NEVER WILL. (Matthew 15:7-9) You worship Him in VAIN.
      You nor ANYONE on earth can show me a single verse where Christ complimented ANY RELIGION, RELIGIOUS LEADERS, CRAFTED TEMPLES, the DEVIL or Christ's biological mother. PROVE ME WRONG. I do not need your phony interpretation, I want a verse and not your EXCUSES.

      John Loftus

      Loftus started a self-serving poll asking of anyone wanted to see him debate William Lane Craig. The answers he allowed for votes:

      Yes, to see a student debate his former professor

      Yes, in order for John to be introduced to Craig's fan base

      Yes, I enjoy debates

      No, I don't care for debates

      No, I wouldn't want to watch John get trashed because I care for him whereas I don't care
      about the other atheists who got trashed by Craig

      No, Craig should not introduce John to his fan base even though he has no qualms about doing this with other atheist debaters

      No, although John has 3 master's degrees, Ph.D. work, considered by many to be "a leading atheist spokesperson" with some critically acclaimed books, he's not qualified

      No, John needs more debate experience even though he has had, and arguably won, more debates than most atheists before debating Craig

      No, my views are not represented by either side in this debate



      Richard Dawkins
      , for refusing to debate William Lane Craig.


      GodKillerAtheist
      (responding to my query on what he thinks the Hebrew word in Leviticus meant re bats/birds)

      You paint a false representation that the bible is an ancient book. The problem is that it's been updated thousands of times. It's even been updated this year. The Hebrew version was updated in 1977 Why didn't they repair this error? Fact is they didn't want to

      Joe Hardy (re Geisler-Licona debate)

      Should we permit an atheist to join ETS (Evangelical Theological Society) if he says he believes the Bible is Inerrant, believes in the deity of Christ, and believes in the Trinity?

      Tassman wins TWeb Veteran.


      This wins Atheist Email:

      How can you dare to preach to us atheists when even many christians disagree with you? For example you misleadingly make out that beleving Jesus did not exist is something only atheists believe whilst keeping very quite about the fact that even some christians doubt Jesus ever existed. For example this article (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14417362) interviews a church priest who points out that Jesus is as likley to have existed as dionysus! Maybe if you have evidence that jesus existed you should share it with the guy. Or take your claim that Christianity wasnt ripped off from mithraism. Well Rob Bell (who I understand has a much bigger following than you do) recons that these similarities between Jesus and Mithras do exist (http://youtu.be/7KvJc2VUFHY about 1:50 in) I guess your going to say that vicars of large churches arent true christians whilst you are (despite the fact that your youtube videos only get a few hundred hits suggesting that everyone bar 300 people recognise you for the joke that you are).

      You will always get fundamentalists like yourself who deny evolution, believe jesus existed and that mithraism didnt exist however until you can convice other christians can you please not try on people like me.



      This wins Skeptical Website:

      http://ladyatheist.blogspot.com/2011...nst-bible.html

      Harold Camping
      wins the Famous Christian category

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      Re: Vote for Diamond Screwball Winner of 2011

      I need a dartboard, or something.

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      Re: Vote for Diamond Screwball Winner of 2011

      Loftus has to get it. I've never seen one person engage in so much blatant self-promotion before.
      There is no need to be worried by facetious people who try to make the Christian hope of 'Heaven' ridiculous by saying they do not want 'to spend eternity playing harps'. The answer to such people is that if they cannot understand books written for grown-ups, they should not talk about them.
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      Re: Vote for Diamond Screwball Winner of 2011

      Quote Originally posted by Benson Shays View Post
      Loftus has to get it. I've never seen one person engage in so much blatant self-promotion before.
      He doesn't need the ego boost.

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      Re: Vote for Diamond Screwball Winner of 2011

      I went for Harold Camping.

      None of the others achieved the international notoriety that he did, none of the others did as much negative PR for Christianity as he did.

      And to top it off with their "oops, we'll run the calcs again" attitude, with no apologies to those who bought into their falsehoods.

      None of the others even came close.
      "If you can ever make any major religion look absolutely ludicrous, chances are you haven't understood it"
      -Ravi Zacharias, The New Age: A foreign bird with a local walk

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      1 Corinthians 16:13

      "...he [Doherty] is no historian and he is not even conversant with the historical discussions of the very matters he wants to pontificate on."
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      Re: Vote for Diamond Screwball Winner of 2011

      bert's stupidity literally scares me. He deserves Diamond for that, because as bad as people like YourMaster and Tassman are, I've never been SCARED by their level of stupidity.
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      Quote Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
      He doesn't need the ego boost.
      This is one print-out credential he should be allowed to take credit for: "Skeptic informed Christians laugh hardest at."
      There is no need to be worried by facetious people who try to make the Christian hope of 'Heaven' ridiculous by saying they do not want 'to spend eternity playing harps'. The answer to such people is that if they cannot understand books written for grown-ups, they should not talk about them.
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      Quote Originally posted by fm93 View Post
      bert's stupidity literally scares me. He deserves Diamond for that, because as bad as people like YourMaster and Tassman are, I've never been SCARED by their level of stupidity.
      Why would his amount of stupid warrant fear? (Aside from the fear that he might accidentally get someone killed with his idiocy).

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      Quote Originally posted by Andius View Post
      Why would his amount of stupid warrant fear? (Aside from the fear that he might accidentally get someone killed with his idiocy).
      What's frightening is discovering just how immense human stupidity can be. It has completely shattered my faith in the human race.
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      Quote Originally posted by fm93 View Post
      What's frightening is discovering just how immense human stupidity can be. It has completely shattered my faith in the human race.
      But at best Bertie is a danger to himself. As is Amnouy.
      GKA and Hardy, have relatively small audiences. Dawkins has a far larger audience, but I think his own vitriol limits his danger. Camping however managed to convince a large chunk of the world that Dawkins may be onto something with saying that God is delusional
      "If you can ever make any major religion look absolutely ludicrous, chances are you haven't understood it"
      -Ravi Zacharias, The New Age: A foreign bird with a local walk

      Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong.
      1 Corinthians 16:13

      "...he [Doherty] is no historian and he is not even conversant with the historical discussions of the very matters he wants to pontificate on."
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      Quote Originally posted by Raphael View Post
      Camping however managed to convince a large chunk of the world that Dawkins may be onto something with saying that God is delusional
      That's news to me. I just saw that a large chunk of the world became convinced that Camping was delusional. I didn't see anyone become convinced that the likes of Dawkins were correct.
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      Quote Originally posted by fm93 View Post
      That's news to me. I just saw that a large chunk of the world became convinced that Camping was delusional. I didn't see anyone become convinced that the likes of Dawkins were correct.
      I know a number of folk who have used him as evidence that Christians must all be nutters.
      "If you can ever make any major religion look absolutely ludicrous, chances are you haven't understood it"
      -Ravi Zacharias, The New Age: A foreign bird with a local walk

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      1 Corinthians 16:13

      "...he [Doherty] is no historian and he is not even conversant with the historical discussions of the very matters he wants to pontificate on."
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      Re: Vote for Diamond Screwball Winner of 2011

      Interesting, no Geisler? Is there a stupidity-requirement to be a screwball, because even though Geisler is marginally intelligent, his whining and complaining fully deserves a diamond screwball.

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      Quote Originally posted by GK Kirbyton View Post
      Interesting, no Geisler? Is there a stupidity-requirement to be a screwball, because even though Geisler is marginally intelligent, his whining and complaining fully deserves a diamond screwball.
      Geisler would have been there if not for Camping. Bad as Geisler is, he reaches very few people, and has at least done some good in the past (tainted as it may be).

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      Re: Vote for Diamond Screwball Winner of 2011

      With all due respect, Loftus must receive this failure award. Guess what his newest blog entry is? Yeah, "buy my book." Four years later, same rhetoric. Head. Bang. On. Desk.
      There is no need to be worried by facetious people who try to make the Christian hope of 'Heaven' ridiculous by saying they do not want 'to spend eternity playing harps'. The answer to such people is that if they cannot understand books written for grown-ups, they should not talk about them.
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