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      Quote Originally posted by Benson Shays View Post
      Wait a minute here.

      So because Mark dates early (I personally favour a very early date for Mark...within 5-10 years of the Resurrection of Christ), that somehow validates Doherty's nuttiness?

      To pull the quote from Ben Witherington from my sig: "...he [Doherty] is no historian and he is not even conversant with the historical discussions of the very matters he wants to pontificate on."
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      "...he [Doherty] is no historian and he is not even conversant with the historical discussions of the very matters he wants to pontificate on."
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      Re: February 2012 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Jolly Rogers View Post
      It'll be interesting to hear about the 1st century Mark fragment in a year's time.
      A few other early fragments were found with it. A complete list:

      From what I’ve been able to glean there are now in the Green Collection 7 unpublished NT papyri
      1. 2nd century frg. with Hebrews 1
      2. 2nd century frg. with I Corinthians 8-10
      3. 2nd century frg. with Matthew
      4. 2nd century frg. with Romans 8-9
      5. 2nd century frg. with part of a Pauline Epistle, from what I know it is from Hebrews
      6. 2nd century frg. with Luke
      7. 1st century frg. with Mark



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      Re: February 2012 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
      A few other early fragments were found with it. A complete list:
      Wow, and look who's there slumming and trolling....little Stevie Carr. He really must spend the whole day on the dole riffing around making nuisance comments on Christian blogs.

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      Re: February 2012 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Benson Shays View Post
      Some Christ-mythers are already claiming the find will confirm doherty's work.
      Christ mythers claim that the sunrise confirms their work.

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      Re: February 2012 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by jpholding View Post
      Christ mythers claim that the sunrise confirms their work.
      God is dog spelled backwards, therefore Jesus didn't exist!
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      Re: February 2012 Screwballs

      Ironically enough, Jordan Maxwell made an argument like that once.
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      Re: February 2012 Screwballs

      Anti-screwball (again) to The Lutheran Satire:


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      Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
      Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'

      'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'

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      Re: February 2012 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Raphael View Post
      Wait a minute here.

      So because Mark dates early (I personally favour a very early date for Mark...within 5-10 years of the Resurrection of Christ), that somehow validates Doherty's nuttiness?

      To pull the quote from Ben Witherington from my sig: "...he [Doherty] is no historian and he is not even conversant with the historical discussions of the very matters he wants to pontificate on."
      I think "early" to them means the mid 60s.
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      Re: February 2012 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
      A few other early fragments were found with it. A complete list:

      From what I’ve been able to glean there are now in the Green Collection 7 unpublished NT papyri
      1. 2nd century frg. with Hebrews 1
      2. 2nd century frg. with I Corinthians 8-10
      3. 2nd century frg. with Matthew
      4. 2nd century frg. with Romans 8-9
      5. 2nd century frg. with part of a Pauline Epistle, from what I know it is from Hebrews
      6. 2nd century frg. with Luke
      7. 1st century frg. with Mark



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      Can't we just let him fall and leave him there?
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      Re: February 2012 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by TwilightPhoenix View Post
      Can't we just let him fall and leave him there?
      We could do that, but then he'd be in the way for everyone else.

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      Re: February 2012 Screwballs

      Anti-screwball to my little brother. From his Facebook:
      Reading Richard Dawkins The God Delusion. He's basing his argument against God's existence on the 'fact' that God is too complex to have been created.

      I agree completely, good thing God is infinite eh?
      "Everybody wants to go to heaven. They just don't want God to be there when they get there." Paul Washer

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      Anti-screwball to a friend of mine who used his amazon gift card to get "the impossible faith". JP - you have any provisions for autographs? (I might see about getting his copy signed for a birthday present or something)

      Also, anti screwball to my preacher a couple of weeks ago (would hope to be able to link to his sermon) especially when he talked about misconceptions of Jesus such as "good-luck charm" (and many other 'pop' impressions of Him).
      "One develops a cool and ironic sense of bitter humor, as well as a bloated ego, and this personality characteristic is the defining trait of atheists ancient and modern. If there is a meek and humble atheist or sorcerer brimming with the milk of human kindness, I have yet to meet him." -John C Wright

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      "America's political system used to be about the pursuit of happiness. Now More and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered."
      "The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is destined for no good."
      "Government money only pays for the "liberties" the government thinks you should have, and therefore it can determine how you exercise them. That turns liberties into privileges dispensed at the whim of the state."
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      Re: February 2012 Screwballs

      anti-screwball:

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      Re: February 2012 Screwballs

      YT dummy Hinduspy on my "Bats of a Feather" vid:

      This is incredibly bigoted. Look how they portray the atheist vs the christian. I understand the gist of the video, but there really was no need to make the atheist look like he is mentally retarded.
      I told him to stop being so insulting....to those who actually are retarded.

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      Re: February 2012 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Challenger Grim View Post
      Anti-screwball to a friend of mine who used his amazon gift card to get "the impossible faith". JP - you have any provisions for autographs? (I might see about getting his copy signed for a birthday present or something)
      I guess we could mail it back and forth...it'd have to be zippy. You can send it to the ministry PO Box (Box 112, Clarcona FL 32710). Glad to oblige if I can!

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