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  • Bored
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  • Cheeky
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  • Cold
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  • Doh
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  • Fine
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  • Gloomy
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  • In Love
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  • Spaced
  • Stressed
  • Sunshine
  • Sweet Tooth
  • Thinking
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  • Worried
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    1. February 29th 2012, 11:18 PM #526
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      Re: February 2012 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Manwë Súlimo View Post
      Screwball to my grandmother's pastor. She was already very kooky to begin with, but now she's seeing hallucinations of my dead grandfather (her husband), being held hostage by a woman and a little girl up in the tree in the neighbors yard. Her pastor said those visions were demonic. Good job, preacher. That's just what a crazy person needs to hear right now.
      Well, it couldn't be anything else. It's not like there's a field of science dedicated to explaining the human brain. Demons are the best answer.
      There is no need to be worried by facetious people who try to make the Christian hope of 'Heaven' ridiculous by saying they do not want 'to spend eternity playing harps'. The answer to such people is that if they cannot understand books written for grown-ups, they should not talk about them.
      CS Lewis, Mere Christianity
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    3. February 29th 2012, 11:26 PM #527
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      Re: February 2012 Screwballs

      Demons of the gap.

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      Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
      Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'

      'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'

      The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien
    4. March 1st 2012, 12:59 AM #528
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      Re: February 2012 Screwballs

      This explains why Manwe's mom is so weird.
      "Everybody wants to go to heaven. They just don't want God to be there when they get there." Paul Washer
    5. March 1st 2012, 01:01 AM #529
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      Re: February 2012 Screwballs

      Anti-screwball to Dan Wallace for revealing a bit more about the new manuscript discovered, including a 2nd-century sermon on the Book of Hebrews which verifies that it was held as canonical in the early church: http://www.bpnews.net/BPnews.asp?ID=37273
      "Everybody wants to go to heaven. They just don't want God to be there when they get there." Paul Washer

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    7. March 1st 2012, 08:39 AM #530
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      Re: February 2012 Screwballs

      Screwball to Liberal Democrat Baroness Jenny Tonge and other anti-Jewish hate-mongers, as well as Israeli Apartheid Week, which is essentially just a platform for Jew-hating psychopaths to express their lying, offensive, poorly-research opinions. Anti-screwball to the British Lib-Dem Party and Nick Clegg for making her resign. Screwball for the subsequent police investigation into Tonge's possible "hate crimes."
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    8. March 1st 2012, 11:47 AM #531
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      Re: February 2012 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Rational Gaze View Post
      Screwball to Liberal Democrat Baroness Jenny Tonge and other anti-Jewish hate-mongers, as well as Israeli Apartheid Week, which is essentially just a platform for Jew-hating psychopaths to express their lying, offensive, poorly-research opinions. Anti-screwball to the British Lib-Dem Party and Nick Clegg for making her resign. Screwball for the subsequent police investigation into Tonge's possible "hate crimes."
      Forgot the link to the article: http://www.thecommentator.com/articl...h_state/page/1
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    9. March 1st 2012, 11:48 AM #532
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      Re: February 2012 Screwballs

      In other news, Iranian agents have been caught in Azerbaijan plotting terror attacks against Israeli diplomats and prominent members of the Jewish community:
      http://www.thecommentator.com/articl...ten_azerbaijan
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    10. March 1st 2012, 01:07 PM #533
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      Re: February 2012 Screwballs

      Closing thread.

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