Thread: February 2012 Screwballs
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February 3rd 2012, 11:04 AM #91
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"One develops a cool and ironic sense of bitter humor, as well as a bloated ego, and this personality characteristic is the defining trait of atheists ancient and modern. If there is a meek and humble atheist or sorcerer brimming with the milk of human kindness, I have yet to meet him." -John C Wright
"Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded- here and there, now and then- are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as “bad luck.”"
— Robert A. Heinlein
"America's political system used to be about the pursuit of happiness. Now More and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered."
"The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is destined for no good."
"Government money only pays for the "liberties" the government thinks you should have, and therefore it can determine how you exercise them. That turns liberties into privileges dispensed at the whim of the state."
— Jonah Goldberg
Virgins get tossed into Volcanoes because sinners have the majority vote.
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February 3rd 2012, 11:11 AM #92
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Sounds like Teluog's friend is a sociopath.
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February 3rd 2012, 11:58 AM #93
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February 3rd 2012, 12:01 PM #94
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Screwball quote on my intranet:
I have no idea how someone thought this was inspirational. It's not like I'm working for the government.
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February 3rd 2012, 12:12 PM #95
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Let's see how many tries it takes Rayado to post this in the right thread...
Big, big, big--possibly Platinum--screwball for this insanity at Eddie Long's church where they...crown him king.
And carry him around on a throne.
At least the author of the article succinctly summarized all the screwy things for us.Okay, I finally have a blog.
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February 3rd 2012, 01:10 PM #96
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But of course. And that better way is....making bad haiku.All the rhetoric
And rituals and dogma
Leave this second generation pk cold
Exclusion is the benchmark of denominations
I thought Christ came to show us a better way
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February 3rd 2012, 03:49 PM #97
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Male - ChristianRe: February 2012 Screwballs
CS Lewis, Mere ChristianityThere is no need to be worried by facetious people who try to make the Christian hope of 'Heaven' ridiculous by saying they do not want 'to spend eternity playing harps'. The answer to such people is that if they cannot understand books written for grown-ups, they should not talk about them.
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February 3rd 2012, 05:55 PM #98
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Something that Piper points out in his book Desiring God is that happiness and joy aren't synonyms. Happiness is an emotion that is dependant on each situation. Joy is something deeper. You can have joy in times of great sadness and tragedy. You can have joy in times of great suffering. You can't have happiness in those situations.
And if you don't have real joy, then your happiness is at best superficial."If you can ever make any major religion look absolutely ludicrous, chances are you haven't understood it"
-Ravi Zacharias, The New Age: A foreign bird with a local walk
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February 3rd 2012, 06:22 PM #99
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Atheist Youtuber scotttebben thinks he has religious people pegged:
My friend KabanetheChristian responds:Religious folks are willful participants in a non ending role playing game where the king has supernatural powers. The game entails the players to submit all freedom of inquiry and abandon their critical faculties for the game to feel real. Along with decoupled cognition, it is the most important aspect of the game, as the game cannot be played with out it. All unwilling players or spectators who are not engaged in the game or may have chosen an alternative fantasy role playing group to participate in, must be ridiculed or threatened with the games penalties. This entails using the players fears along with social abandonment to manipulate those who may otherwise not participate. Penalties also ensure the game continues unhindered by malcontents. A loss of players would jeopardize the games standing. Using decoupled cognition, the rule book containing game history along with the players own imagination, they can endlessly interact with the king who resides in a magical realm.
Religions are organizations where ignorant gullible people can support their irrational views, behaviors and wishes by direct approval of others who share their callow fantasy and mental inability.
Atheism is a sophisticated game where the participants simultaneously hold to a position which necessitates that truth is meaningless, while at the same time trying to spread their position "because it is true." It also involves a willful denial of the obvious immaterial reality which permeates the world. The participants must declare everyone who disagrees with them stupid. The goal is to try to remain sane and keep at least one friend in the process.
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February 3rd 2012, 06:55 PM #100
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JCW commented on it:
http://www.scifiwright.com/2012/02/b...eous-strength/
I laughed (in agreement) at one commentator on his page.
"One develops a cool and ironic sense of bitter humor, as well as a bloated ego, and this personality characteristic is the defining trait of atheists ancient and modern. If there is a meek and humble atheist or sorcerer brimming with the milk of human kindness, I have yet to meet him." -John C Wright
"Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded- here and there, now and then- are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as “bad luck.”"
— Robert A. Heinlein
"America's political system used to be about the pursuit of happiness. Now More and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered."
"The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is destined for no good."
"Government money only pays for the "liberties" the government thinks you should have, and therefore it can determine how you exercise them. That turns liberties into privileges dispensed at the whim of the state."
— Jonah Goldberg
Virgins get tossed into Volcanoes because sinners have the majority vote.
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February 3rd 2012, 09:38 PM #101
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Male - ChristianRe: February 2012 Screwballs
A good example of why it's not worth bothering looking at comments sections, courtesy of David Crosby on http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_19881005 :
RELIGIOUS BROADCASTING IN ANY FORM SHOULD BE BANNED COMPLETELY FROM THE AIR..INCLUDING ALL THE TELE EVANGELICALS...
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February 4th 2012, 01:15 AM #102
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Male - ChristianRe: February 2012 Screwballs
Sorry for the double post, but I'm not sure what to make of this website. There is some good stuff on it (it does a good job pushing back against easy believism), but explicitly teaches works salvation, especially on these two pages. An understanding of the Semitic Totality Concept would solve the problems presented here.
http://www.christian-history.org/faq-judgment.html
http://www.christian-history.org/sola-fide.html
I'm ultimately suspicious because the site is associated by a member of a group that is fairly well accepted to be a cult (Rose Creek Village). Also, he claims that you must renounce all your possessions, citing Luke 14:33, but J.P. has a different take on it that can be seen here:
http://www.tektonics.org/af/ebestart.html#lk1433
Also, this:
(http://www.christian-history.org/rea...s-to-know.html)Salvation by faith alone, as taught by many churchs, is an abominable doctrine that makes disciples of hell.Last edited by KingsGambit; February 4th 2012 at 01:42 AM.
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February 4th 2012, 02:16 AM #103
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CS Lewis, Mere ChristianityThere is no need to be worried by facetious people who try to make the Christian hope of 'Heaven' ridiculous by saying they do not want 'to spend eternity playing harps'. The answer to such people is that if they cannot understand books written for grown-ups, they should not talk about them.
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February 4th 2012, 07:03 AM #104
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A day late and a dollar short...again, but subscribing.
BTW. We got a Chik-fil-A here in town a couple of years ago, but I haven't been yet. I like my own chicken, thank you very much.
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