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      My wife sent me this link and I thought it was hilarious. CHURCH LADIES WITH TYPEWRITERS
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      Post Re: church ladies with typewriters

      I've seen those before, or some of them. Absolutely hilarious!

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      Re: church ladies with typewriters

      That's great!
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      Re: church ladies with typewriters

      Quote Originally posted by onefour1 View Post
      My wife sent me this link and I thought it was hilarious. CHURCH LADIES WITH TYPEWRITERS
      EPICALLY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
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      "Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM. Prayer and medication to follow"

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      Re: church ladies with typewriters

      I see your secretary typos, and up the ante with biblical typos.

      The most famous is probably the "Adulterer's Bible", which printed the Seventh Commandment as "Thou shalt commit adultery."

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      Re: church ladies with typewriters

      Quote Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
      I see your secretary typos, and up the ante with biblical typos.

      The most famous is probably the "Adulterer's Bible", which printed the Seventh Commandment as "Thou shalt commit adultery."
      Several years ago I attended an auction where a copy of the "Wicked Bible" came up for sale. I quit bidding at $10,000 (it opened at 5k) and IIRC it finally sold for a little over $75,000.
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      Re: church ladies with typewriters

      I used to attend a small college out in the desert and one year they had a new catalogue.

      A line in it was SUPPOSED to read, "Each incoming student will be assigned a faculty advisor."

      After sending it out to the local typsetters, they left out one letter so it read, "Each incoming student will be assigned a faulty advisor."

      They sent out about 2000 copies of that catalogue too, until somebody caught it.
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      Re: church ladies with typewriters

      Quote Originally posted by onefour1 View Post
      My wife sent me this link and I thought it was hilarious. CHURCH LADIES WITH TYPEWRITERS
      Excellent!! I was laughing so hard, my dogs came in to check on me.

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      Re: church ladies with typewriters

      I've seen a lot of these too. They are just plain funny. I especially like the bean supper with music to follow.
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