Thread: church ladies with typewriters
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March 7th 2012, 05:41 PM #1
church ladies with typewriters
My wife sent me this link and I thought it was hilarious. CHURCH LADIES WITH TYPEWRITERS
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March 7th 2012, 10:47 PM #2
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I've seen those before, or some of them. Absolutely hilarious!
"Ma! I have my blanket for the sing tonight! I am ready to sin!"
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March 8th 2012, 01:50 AM #3
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That's great!
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March 8th 2012, 06:35 AM #4
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"I have missed you, Oh Grand High Priestess of the Order of the Stirring Pot"
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March 8th 2012, 01:48 PM #5
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"Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM. Prayer and medication to follow"
....I think I attended that potluck.....It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William G. McAdoo
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick
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March 10th 2012, 06:17 PM #6
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I see your secretary typos, and up the ante with biblical typos.
The most famous is probably the "Adulterer's Bible", which printed the Seventh Commandment as "Thou shalt commit adultery."
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March 10th 2012, 06:34 PM #7
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Always strive to keep an open mind – but not so open that your brains fall out!Still afeared of & dodging The PINTM
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March 10th 2012, 11:02 PM #8
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I used to attend a small college out in the desert and one year they had a new catalogue.
A line in it was SUPPOSED to read, "Each incoming student will be assigned a faculty advisor."
After sending it out to the local typsetters, they left out one letter so it read, "Each incoming student will be assigned a faulty advisor."
They sent out about 2000 copies of that catalogue too, until somebody caught it.If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five -- Groucho Marx
Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily. -- Gilda Radner
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March 13th 2012, 12:38 PM #9
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March 18th 2012, 06:34 AM #10
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I've seen a lot of these too. They are just plain funny. I especially like the bean supper with music to follow.
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