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March 19th 2012, 04:18 PM #107
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Has anybody mentioned Hitler, yet?
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March 19th 2012, 04:27 PM #108
Re: "You believe in a magical sky daddy and a Jewish Zombie"
Always strive to keep an open mind – but not so open that your brains fall out!Still afeared of & dodging The PINTM
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March 19th 2012, 04:30 PM #109
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March 19th 2012, 04:52 PM #110
Re: "You believe in a magical sky daddy and a Jewish Zombie"
Thank you Chrawnus.
I suppose I should hang sarcasm tags all over my cute sound bites, but . . . . . eh. If ya don't have a sense of humor . . . you suck.
But seriously, if I came and took a dump on your carpet and then emptied my water to wash it into the threads, how would you react?
Answer, the question. No you can't call the cops. This is Sun City Arizona.
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March 19th 2012, 05:06 PM #111
Re: "You believe in a magical sky daddy and a Jewish Zombie"
From what I've seen SeanD is okay. He need have no fear of the famed Barbarian Highlander Battle Yell or my "Immortal Kings Stone Crusher Ogre Maul".
Only those who blaspheme the name of or Beloved Father, The One, The Word, and our beloved Savior Jesus Christ need fear the IKSCOM.
Fearful is the Wrath of God, as is the Wrath of Xru. Tempt not lest ye reap all that stray to the path of the Evil ONE.
For it is said in The Book most Holy:
Jhn 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
Jhn 1:2 The same was in the beginning with God.
Jhn 1:3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
Jhn 1:4 In him was life; and the life was the light of men.
Jhn 1:5 And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.
Lest ye enter into the eternal fire, may you think deeply on this most serious matter . . . . particularly the IKSCOM.Last edited by Xru; March 19th 2012 at 05:08 PM.
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March 19th 2012, 05:10 PM #112
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March 19th 2012, 05:22 PM #113
Re: "You believe in a magical sky daddy and a Jewish Zombie"
Oh the atheist who has no humor. Sounds like the name of a movie.
Unreasonable and volatile . . . ?????? Dude yo . . . you have no clue.
Only my mother applying frequently a large stick (actually a limb from a maple tree) I called the "Sting" saved me from multiple life sentences in the State Pen. I think she called it "Socialization" and having proper "manners." She was bless her soul a prim and proper and uptight, moral pain in the neck and could swing the "Sting" like the Babe.
My wife has now taken the place of my mother bless her soul, my wife a wonderful Christian woman, prim and proper and uptight, moral pain in the neck and a Sunday School teacher too . . . and a retired nurse. Although my wife bless her soul, gets angry seldom, when it happens, even the Lord of the Barbarian Frigid Highlands runs for shelter as it seems the mountains high are falling to to the ground, the ground rendeth open and fiery pits break forth, thick black smoke boiling out. The sun goes dark so that one might see the stars during the day, the Moon turns Blood Red, all the lands are scorched by a fiery deluge of burning wormwood. Well, you get the picture. Worse than my mothers bless her soul "Stinger?"
Oh ya!
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March 19th 2012, 05:26 PM #114
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March 19th 2012, 05:32 PM #115
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March 19th 2012, 05:41 PM #116
Re: "You believe in a magical sky daddy and a Jewish Zombie"
I strongly suggest you consult with a good Naturopathic Physician. I went ten years with mercury blood poisoning and consequent illnesses and allopathic medicine didn't have a clue.
I found the right NP and six months later I feel great.
Where to you live? If close to Phoenix my Dr. Mitchel is great.
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March 19th 2012, 05:58 PM #117
Re: "You believe in a magical sky daddy and a Jewish Zombie"
showme . . . . you are on Theology Web. This website is specifically for Christians, believers in the Resurrection of Jesus Christ Our Savior and is populated by those Christians . . . mostly. Atheists and agnostics are allowed in . . . a decision by those in charge.
Now you are surprised that when you present ideas that strike at the very root of the Christian beliefs of the vast majority of TWebbers here that you get an immediate and extremely energetic response? This surprises you?
Try going into NS301, mostly populated by atheists by and large, and challenge their cosmological assumptions such as Uniformity now called Actualism I believe.
Tiggy, phank and their cliche will be on you like fly's on rib-roast and they won't be half as understanding and civil. You will be hounded and pounded mercilessly. You call what you've read on this thread militant and volatile, ha ha ha ha ha.
Tell Tiggy that Uniformism is an unproven assumption and see what happens.
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March 19th 2012, 05:59 PM #118
Re: "You believe in a magical sky daddy and a Jewish Zombie"
Talking to myself again I see.
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March 19th 2012, 06:22 PM #119
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March 19th 2012, 06:30 PM #120
Re: "You believe in a magical sky daddy and a Jewish Zombie"
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