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      Quote Originally posted by Kristian Joense View Post
      It is important to note that WLC distinguishes between knowing that Christianity is true and showing that Christianity is true, he does not use the holy spirit argument for the latter, see for example this Q & A exchange.
      Good point. That wasn't something I was aware of, and his point makes much more sense in that context.
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      Quote Originally posted by Kristian Joense View Post
      Screwball to a bunch of people on Twitter not knowing about that the Titanic was an actual ship that sank.
      People are stupid. Very stupid.
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      Quote Originally posted by Kristian Joense View Post
      Screwball to a bunch of people on Twitter not knowing about that the Titanic was an actual ship that sank.
      KJ, PM me the link -- I want to use that as Forge fodder.

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      Haussofluv assessing myself and another Youtuber. Some of this is a response to a detailed written presentation I did here at Theologyweb (which was lost when the site went down):

      Crazy is an understatement. I had these guys try to compare owning slaves in the Bible with owning a basketball during a sports game today. They also said that Biblical slavery wasn't slavery but a boss vs employee relationship, that Jesus wasn't wrong when he said we should beat our slaves, and rape wasn't rape particularly if no one heard her scream in the city. I also got responses back for even more incredibly stupid and sick stuff they tried to justify. These people are just retarded.

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      Re: April 2012 Screwballs

      Screwball to a poster named Peter on my blog:

      http://deeperwaters.wordpress.com/20.../#comment-6434

      Greetings,

      I am not at all surprised about the pro-marriage pitch that has been provided above. Afterall, humans don’t grow on trees, they need the active support of both a father and a mother.

      They say that if a lie is repeatedly told, it becomes fact. The same can stated here of the lie that is marriage. The fact is that God created the sham of marriage to make both men and women know and experience just how inferior they are all born into this world – through they biologiccal desire to bond and then breed.

      Has it ever occurred to you or others, as to why only those humans are actively engaged with the rest of society, lending their time and effort to a cause, are viewed with such high regard, in comparison to those that value themselves? Why is it that humans view the very word of “individuality” as some kind of dirty word?

      The human mind has been poisoned by mainstream society, forcing people to conform to traditional and collective notions about how they should interact with others, forming strong ties where and when possible, for the betterment of their fellow humans.

      The entire purpose of human existence is to discover the self. To put the mind and body to further the aims and objectives of the individual in an unpredictable world environment, where humans compete for survival.

      God has wierd humans to act and think a certain way. However, those whose minds are strong enough to see the truth, they are able to recognize that what they have been fed since the cradle, were nothing but lies and deceit, in order to force them to feel bad about themselves, about their abilities.

      Marriage is a curse. It forces both men and women to humiliate themselves in the eyes of others and themselves. I mean, how in the hell can any decent self-respecting person allow their bodies to be invaded by a foreign organism, thus corrupting their biology? Such a repugnant act is too filthy to imagine for the brahmachari (celibate).

      “I suspect most men would never get married. However, it is that drive for the female that makes us want to be with her and the act of sex increases that desire all the more.”

      The above quote did not, does not, and will never apply to me. I was born a brahmachari, I will end my life as a brahmachari also.

      You weak humans are all the same. Eat, sleep, work, play, socialize, flirt, laugh, hug, copulate, procreate, retire, die. Your lives have no meaning. You are all copies of one another, going about your daily lives without even stopping to think for a few moments as to what meaning your lives have?

      Thankfully, I have discovered my purpose and goal in my life: to discover and then live life according to Universal Logic. You people can continue to pair-up, copulate, catch STDs, breed, etc. etc, etc…

      I am unique. There is none like me. I am the master of my destiny. I am only one!

      Marriage is failing. Marriage will fail. As time grows old, so too shall the social traditions of the past and present disappear forever. Slowly, but sure enough, humanity will become consumed by its own degradations, leading to its ultimate downfall.

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      YT user crazypills2 -- typical fundy atheist -- wins the usual award:



      How typical of their ignorance. I think the best mistake was where he assumed that because the word "humiliated" was used, that means the woman was raped. Dumbass doesn't know we're dealing with an honor-shame society. (Uh, the woman was shamed/humiliated because she was turned away as a marriage partner.)

      I didn't post it as a response and put a brief reply in the vid description -- then told him to read Webb's book listed in the description, and Pilch and Malina's Handbook.

      I'm sure he'll stop by and get some crayons first.

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      Re: April 2012 Screwballs

      http://www.flickr.com/photos/atheism...n_apologetics/

      Anti-Screwball to one of my contacts for designing these. And Screwball to this guy, who is also probably a scholar on the Titanic episode:

      http://godfatherpolitics.com/4647/wa...-out-of-egypt/

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      YT fundy atheist legion1a steps in it big time...

      I would prefer to read Matthew 16:28 where Jesus said that the Kingdom would come in the lifetime of those who were there to hear him. “Truly I say to you, there are some of those who are standing here who will not taste death until they see the Son of Man coming in His kingdom.“

      Gee; Jesus prophecy was invalid, as was Paul’s in 1 Corinthians (I don’t remember that quote off the top of my head.) where he said pretty much the same thing.

      Do some actual research, the Atheists are right!

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      Quote Originally posted by TwilightPhoenix View Post
      Screwball to a poster named Peter on my blog:

      http://deeperwaters.wordpress.com/20.../#comment-6434

      Greetings,

      I am not at all surprised about the pro-marriage pitch that has been provided above. Afterall, humans don’t grow on trees, they need the active support of both a father and a mother.

      They say that if a lie is repeatedly told, it becomes fact. The same can stated here of the lie that is marriage. The fact is that God created the sham of marriage to make both men and women know and experience just how inferior they are all born into this world – through they biologiccal desire to bond and then breed.

      Has it ever occurred to you or others, as to why only those humans are actively engaged with the rest of society, lending their time and effort to a cause, are viewed with such high regard, in comparison to those that value themselves? Why is it that humans view the very word of “individuality” as some kind of dirty word?

      The human mind has been poisoned by mainstream society, forcing people to conform to traditional and collective notions about how they should interact with others, forming strong ties where and when possible, for the betterment of their fellow humans.

      The entire purpose of human existence is to discover the self. To put the mind and body to further the aims and objectives of the individual in an unpredictable world environment, where humans compete for survival.

      God has wierd humans to act and think a certain way. However, those whose minds are strong enough to see the truth, they are able to recognize that what they have been fed since the cradle, were nothing but lies and deceit, in order to force them to feel bad about themselves, about their abilities.

      Marriage is a curse. It forces both men and women to humiliate themselves in the eyes of others and themselves. I mean, how in the hell can any decent self-respecting person allow their bodies to be invaded by a foreign organism, thus corrupting their biology? Such a repugnant act is too filthy to imagine for the brahmachari (celibate).

      “I suspect most men would never get married. However, it is that drive for the female that makes us want to be with her and the act of sex increases that desire all the more.”

      The above quote did not, does not, and will never apply to me. I was born a brahmachari, I will end my life as a brahmachari also.

      You weak humans are all the same. Eat, sleep, work, play, socialize, flirt, laugh, hug, copulate, procreate, retire, die. Your lives have no meaning. You are all copies of one another, going about your daily lives without even stopping to think for a few moments as to what meaning your lives have?

      Thankfully, I have discovered my purpose and goal in my life: to discover and then live life according to Universal Logic. You people can continue to pair-up, copulate, catch STDs, breed, etc. etc, etc…

      I am unique. There is none like me. I am the master of my destiny. I am only one!

      Marriage is failing. Marriage will fail. As time grows old, so too shall the social traditions of the past and present disappear forever. Slowly, but sure enough, humanity will become consumed by its own degradations, leading to its ultimate downfall.

      End.
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      Quote Originally posted by TwilightPhoenix View Post
      Screwball to a poster named Peter on my blog:

      http://deeperwaters.wordpress.com/20.../#comment-6434

      Greetings,

      I am not at all surprised about the pro-marriage pitch that has been provided above. Afterall, humans don’t grow on trees, they need the active support of both a father and a mother.

      They say that if a lie is repeatedly told, it becomes fact. The same can stated here of the lie that is marriage. The fact is that God created the sham of marriage to make both men and women know and experience just how inferior they are all born into this world – through they biologiccal desire to bond and then breed.

      Has it ever occurred to you or others, as to why only those humans are actively engaged with the rest of society, lending their time and effort to a cause, are viewed with such high regard, in comparison to those that value themselves? Why is it that humans view the very word of “individuality” as some kind of dirty word?

      The human mind has been poisoned by mainstream society, forcing people to conform to traditional and collective notions about how they should interact with others, forming strong ties where and when possible, for the betterment of their fellow humans.

      The entire purpose of human existence is to discover the self. To put the mind and body to further the aims and objectives of the individual in an unpredictable world environment, where humans compete for survival.

      God has wierd humans to act and think a certain way. However, those whose minds are strong enough to see the truth, they are able to recognize that what they have been fed since the cradle, were nothing but lies and deceit, in order to force them to feel bad about themselves, about their abilities.

      Marriage is a curse. It forces both men and women to humiliate themselves in the eyes of others and themselves. I mean, how in the hell can any decent self-respecting person allow their bodies to be invaded by a foreign organism, thus corrupting their biology? Such a repugnant act is too filthy to imagine for the brahmachari (celibate).

      “I suspect most men would never get married. However, it is that drive for the female that makes us want to be with her and the act of sex increases that desire all the more.”

      The above quote did not, does not, and will never apply to me. I was born a brahmachari, I will end my life as a brahmachari also.

      You weak humans are all the same. Eat, sleep, work, play, socialize, flirt, laugh, hug, copulate, procreate, retire, die. Your lives have no meaning. You are all copies of one another, going about your daily lives without even stopping to think for a few moments as to what meaning your lives have?

      Thankfully, I have discovered my purpose and goal in my life: to discover and then live life according to Universal Logic. You people can continue to pair-up, copulate, catch STDs, breed, etc. etc, etc…

      I am unique. There is none like me. I am the master of my destiny. I am only one!

      Marriage is failing. Marriage will fail. As time grows old, so too shall the social traditions of the past and present disappear forever. Slowly, but sure enough, humanity will become consumed by its own degradations, leading to its ultimate downfall.

      End.
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      Quote Originally posted by Rational Gaze View Post
      People are stupid. Very stupid.
      Nope, just ignorant and under-equipped in critical thinking - just the way school curricula are all too often designed to turn them out.

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      Until they become atheists. At that point, they're automatically paragons of reason.
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      Re: April 2012 Screwballs

      Screwball to Louis Farrakhan








































      Huh? Wasn't that sufficient? Oh you want something specific.



      FARRAKHAN’S WILD NEW CLAIMS: JESUS WAS A BLACK MUSLIM & ELIJAH WOULD BE THE ‘N-word'* AT THE DOOR’ (PLUS THE BIBLE WAS WRONG ABOUT CAIN!)


      Why would Jewish people be so shocked? “Because you are not trained to accept wisdom from a black person, no matter how wise that black person is” the minister explained, “Jesus was a black man.”

      Most astoundingly, Farrakhan made the argument that Jesus was not Christian. “Because Jesus said ‘Not My will, but Thy will.’ You know what we call that in Arabic? Islam. He was a Muslim.”

      More religious piety was to come. The controversial minister launched into a diatribe on the story of Cain and Abel, with his own additions.

      “When Cain came to present his offering before God as a tiller of the ground, the scripture says God did not respect his offering. I don’t believe that. I’d like to offer a correction. Well who are you? I’m better than those who have revised your Bible. I’m better than those who have translated it out of the original tongues and revised it to fit their purpose! What makes you better? Because I am taught of God.”



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      Okay, I finally have a blog.

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      Re: April 2012 Screwballs

      You know this is filled with screwballs just by looking at the URL: http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/0...jesus-deniers/
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