May 2012 Screwballs

[Manwë Súlimo]

Anti-screwball to Tolkien for writing "The Silmarillion". It's been too long since re-reading that book and its like meeting an old friend.

[One Bad Pig]

"[A]s a true conservative, what could be more conservative than a committed relationship between a man and a man or a woman and a woman who want to embrace the sanctity of marriage? I simply do not understand the position by true conservatives who say that they don't believe in committed relationships." --NBC's Andrea Mitchell

[RumTumTugger]

"[A]s a true conservative, what could be more conservative than a committed relationship between a man and a man or a woman and a woman who want to embrace the sanctity of marriage? I simply do not understand the position by true conservatives who say that they don't believe in committed relationships." --NBC's Andrea Mitchell

I see the tactic of bring up a False Dichotomy is still being used.

[GK Kirbyton]

Anti-screwball to Tolkien for writing "The Silmarillion". It's been too long since re-reading that book and its like meeting an old friend.

Tolkien deserves a lifetime anti-screwball award every single day. :)

Screwball to the fundy atheists youtubers:
http://www.wnd.com/2012/05/youtube-r...istian-videos/

I don't think ppsimons is correct with many things, but at least he's moral in his fundy beliefs, unlike the fundy-atheists.

[KingsGambit]

Tolkien deserves a lifetime anti-screwball award every single day. :)

Screwball to the fundy atheists youtubers:
http://www.wnd.com/2012/05/youtube-r...istian-videos/

I don't think ppsimons is correct with many things, but at least he's moral in his fundy beliefs, unlike the fundy-atheists.

I've never heard of ppsimons so I won't comment on him, but I will say.. let's hope WLC is next for vindication.

[ukchristian28]

antichyrst123 (who left a troll comment on J.P's video about his dog, Cocoa) is really stupid and clueless. He left this on another video:

"Obviously the thing about eating flesh and drinking blood isn't literal, but I admit I have no idea what the heck Jesus is trying to say there. What is he saying when he says eat my flesh and drink my blood. Dunno what that's supposed to mean, exactly, I'm sure some Christian has a crazy explanation for it.

John 6 isn't that difficult to figure out and even if it is, hasn't be heard of a commentary?

[ApologiaPhoenix]

antichyrst123 (who left a troll comment on J.P's video about his dog, Cocoa) is really stupid and clueless. He left this on another video:



John 6 isn't that difficult to figure out and even if it is, hasn't be heard of a commentary?

To be fair, at least he knows it's not literal. The real test would be how would he respond to a real reply?

[fm93]

I barfed when I read this.

When I heard [about Obama's statements about same-sex marriage] I shared with my daughter that if Jesus were here and asked about same sex marriage, He would reach over and take one of his male followers into has arms, kiss him, look him in the eye and tell him how much he loved him. And then he would turn to the modern day Pharisees and say, "Some would call that a sin. But they are mistaken, they do not know what sin is.'

[One Bad Pig]

I barfed when I read this.

It's okay, that's a typical reaction to a vivian post.

[Sparko]

what would we do without people like vivian to tell us what Jesus would REALLY do?

She is so special. Bless her heart.

[Hamster]

My vision of Jesus involves the Lord registering independent, walking out of a voting booth, and leaving the curtain open so everyone can see he voted for Obama. Then he delivers a sermon to a crowd of pro-life activists where he doesn't identify anything they're doing that's wrong per se but he uses lots of shaming language. Then he smashes the patriarchy, invokes the goddess Sophia, and flies away on a twinkling gay rainbow. see also Matthew 3:15

[Manwë Súlimo]

Mine is a vision of Jesus sending ApologiaPhoenix to Hell on the weekends to clean the toilets for Horny Doofus heresies while playing Fallout 3 and proclaiming JRR Tolkien as the saint to sit on His right hand in the Kingdom.

[fm93]

I'm having this weird vision of Ringwraiths riding on colorful ponies right now.

[Manwë Súlimo]

You get to hold Nick's toilet brush.

[fm93]

Now I'm having a vision of that smiley of LostSheep being barbecued...except you're the sheep.