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    1. #751
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      Quote Originally posted by Sparko View Post
      Hitler was Jewish!!?? who knew? I better go post that on facebook.
      From the ultimate reliable source of accurate information himself...






      Case closed.
      Always strive to keep an open mind – but not so open that your brains fall out!
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      Re: May 2012 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
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      Case closed.
      I'm not saying it was aliens . . . But it was aliens.

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      Re: May 2012 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by TolkienFan View Post
      Which tends to be woefully inaccurate anyway because people don't know much about the Pharisees and just see them as one-dimensional repositories of everything they don't like.
      Didn't we talk about this earlier in the thread?
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      Re: May 2012 Screwballs

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      Quote Originally posted by kingcobra View Post
      u guys should check out this documentary called zeitgeist. it talks about the story of Horus in the Egyptian Book Of The Dead. Its basically the same story as Jesus but it was on the walls of the pyramids over 4,000 years before Jesus' existence. --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guXirzknYYE


      Aren't you impressed by the intellectualism of these newcomers?
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      Re: May 2012 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by fm93 View Post
      Screwbie to a newbie:





      Aren't you impressed by the intellectualism of these newcomers?
      Wow, I don't even know where to begin... growing up I was fascinated with ancient Egypt, particularly the mythology, so it's easy to spot the (hilarious) mistakes:

      -The "story of Horus" is not contained in the Book of the Dead, the Book of the Dead is a funerary text, it contains mostly spells
      -The Book of the Dead wasn't written on pyramid walls (though there were the Pyramid Texts)
      -The "story of Horus" wasn't written on Pyramid Walls either
      -The oldest Pyramid Texts aren't even close to 4000 years before Jesus, more like 2400 (not that it matters, per the above points)
      אָמַר לוֹ יֵשׁוּעַ: אֲנִי הַדֶּרֶךְ וְהָאֱמֶת וְהַחַיִּים. אֵין אִישׁ בָּא אֶל הָאָב אֶלָּא דַּרְכִּי
      "Yeshua said, 'I AM the Way -- and the Truth and the Life; no one comes to the Father except through me.'" - Yochanan 14:6

      כֻּלָּ֨נוּ֙ כַּצֹּ֣אן תָּעִ֔ינוּ אִ֥ישׁ לְדַרְכֹּ֖ו פָּנִ֑ינוּ וַֽיהוָה֙ הִפְגִּ֣יעַ בֹּ֔ו אֵ֖ת עֲוֹ֥ן כֻּלָּֽנוּ׃

      "We all, like sheep, went astray; we turned, each one, to his own way; yet ADONAI laid on him the guilt of all of us.'' - Yesha'yahu 53:6

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      Re: May 2012 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
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      Case closed.
      well that is what I believed too until Hamster said he was Jewish. I trust hamster more than the guy with the UFO hairdo.

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      closing. Go to June!
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