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      Screwball to amigoxp for this

      first we have see that if you punish a woman for lewdness then they have to produce 4 witness. it is rational enogh. why dont we see how bible treats women
      1.MENSES - Leviticus 15:19-30 -
      if a woman having menstruation bibles says to not to touch her becoz she is unclean, who ever she touches become unclean, where she goes or whatever she touches become unclean. is this the respect bible gives to women?

      2. POSTPARTUM IN THE BIBLE - [Levi. 12:2]
      If a woman conceives, and bears a MALE CHILD, then she shall be unclean seven days.. But if she bears a FEMALE CHILD then she shall be unclean two weeks.

      3. VEIL - [1 Corin. 11:5]
      But any woman who prays and prophecies with her head unveiled dishonors her head - it is the same as if her head were shaven, for if a woman will not veil herself then she should cut off her hair. But if it is disgraceful for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her wear a veil. JUDGE FOR YOURSELVES; is it proper for a woman to pray to God with her head uncovered? (It seems that Christians are unaware of the obligation of the veil in the Bible, which made me put their verses in this book, and for those who attack the veil in Islam should notice these verses of their own Bible, and notice also this verse "Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and the measure you give will be the measure you get.)

      4.WOMAN IS NOT THE GLORY OF GOD - [1 Corin. 11:7]
      For a man ought not to cover his head, since he is the image and glory of God, but woman is the glory of man, for man was not made for woman, but woman from man, neither was man created for woman, but woman for man.

      5. REMAIN SILENCE!- [1 Tim 2:11-14]
      Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

      6. SILENCE IN CHURCHES - [1 Corin 14:34]
      Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to
      speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

      7. WOMAN IS EVIL ! [Zech. 5:7]
      The leaden cover was lifted, there was a woman sitting, and he (the angel) said: this is wickedness.

      8. HIDE WOMAN'S VOICE ! - [1 Corin. 14:34]
      The woman should keep silence in the churches, for they are not permitted to speak, but should be subordinate, as even the law says. If there is any thing they desire to know let them ask their husbands at home. For it is shameful for a woman to speak in church.

      [1 Timo. 2:9]
      Woman should adorn themselves modestly and sensibly in seemly apparel, not with braided hair or gold or pearls or costly attire but by good deeds.

      9. WOMAN FOR THE MAN - [1 Corin 11:5-10]
      But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovereddishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven. For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered. For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man. For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man. For this cause ought the woman to have power on her head because of the angels."

      10- HOW TO RESCUE HER HUSBAND - [Deut. 25:11]
      When men fight with one another, and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him, and puts out her hand seizes him by the private parts, then you shall cut off her hand; your eye shall have not pity.

      11. MARRIAGE BY FORCE !! [Deut. 25:5]
      If brothers dwell together, and one of them dies and has no son, the wife of the dead shall not be marries outside of the family to a stranger; her husband's brother shall go into her, and take her as his wife.

      12.WHAT IF HE REFUSES ? [Deut. 25:7]
      And if the man does not wish to take his brother's wife then his brother's wife shall go up to the gate of the elders, and say, "My husband's brother refuses to perpetuate his brother's name in Israel.. Then the elders of his city shall call him.

      And if he persists.. Then his brother's wife shall go up to him in the presence of the elders, and pull his sandal off his foot, and spit in his face; and shall answer and say: So it shall be done to the man who does not build up his brother's house. And the name of his house shall be called in Israel THE HOUSE OF HIM THAT HAD HIS SANDAL PULLED OFF.

      13. UPRIGHT WOMEN! - [Eccless 7:26-28]
      And I find more bitter than death the woman who is a snare, whose heart is a trap and whose hands are chains. The man who pleases God will escape her, but the sinner she will ensnare....while I was still searching but not finding, I found one upright man among a thousand but not one upright woman among them all".

      14. KILL WOMEN, CHILDREN, ANIMALS !!

      [Ezek. 9:5]
      And the Lord said, "Go through the city, and smite: let not your eye spare, neither have you pity. SLAY UTTERLY OLD AND YOUNG, BOTH MAIDS AND LITTLE CHILDREN, AND WOMEN.
      [Num. 31:1]
      And the Lord said unto Moses, "Avenge the children of the Mid'-an'ites.. They warred against the Mid'-i-an'ites, as the Lord commanded Moses, and they slay all the males. And they took all women as captives, and their little ones, and took the spoil of all their cattle, and all their flocks, and all their goods. And they burnt all their cities wherein they dwelt, and all their goodly castles, with fire.

      Moses said, "HAVE YOU SAVED ALL THE WOMEN ALIVE? NOW KILL EVERY MALE AMONG THE LITTLE ONES, AND KILL EVERY WOMAN that has known a man by lying with him, but all the young girls who have not known a man by lying with him keep alive for yourselves.

      [Josh 6:16]
      Joshua said to the people of Israel, "The Lord has given you the city (of the Canaanites).. all silver, and gold, and vessels of brass and iron, are consecrated unto the Lord: They shall come into the treasury of the Lord. The people utterly DESTROYED ALL THAT WAS IN THE CITY, BOTH MAN AND WOMAN, YOUNG AND OLD, AND OX AND SHEEP, AND ASS, WITH THE EDGE OF THE SWORD.

      In other words, the Bible teaches us that:

      1.Women should learn in silence and subjugation.
      2.Women should not teach.
      3.Women should not have authority over men but should remain silent.
      4.Adam and Eve were not equal in sin. Adam was not deceived but Eve was.
      5.Women are commanded to be under obedience to men. God ordained that men shall for all time rule over women
      6.Women must keep silent in Churches. It is shameful for them to open their mouths therein. If they have a question they should ask their husbands before going to church and then their husbands will ask for them in the church.
      7.A woman should neither pray nor profess with her head uncovered.
      8.If a woman prays with her head uncoveredthen she might as well shave her head.
      9.Man was created in the image and glory of God, and Woman was created in the glory of Man, thus Man must have power over her.
      10.Any woman who delivers a male baby shall be unclean for one week. But any woman who delivers a female baby shall be unclean for TWO weeks. Thus, females make their mothers DOUBLY unclean as compared to males.
      11.While it is possible to find one upright man in every thousand, it is impossible to find even one single upright woman in every thousand
      12.Woman is a snare, her heart is a trap, and her hands are chains. The man who pleases God will escape her, but she will ensnare the sinner.
      13.If a woman had her period and touches a chair or a bed or anything else then that item immediately becomes unclean. Anyone who then touches those things shall also become unclean. They must then bathe themselves and wash their clothes because they have touched an item that a menstruous woman has touched.

      Champions of women freedom fighters ( christians) , please explain us what you bible is trying to say..


      I tried to answer this guy to the best of my ability, but I might not have done the best job. I did direct him to tektonics.org and christianthinktank.com for more detailed answers. Maybe someone here would like to give a critique of my answers? The thread is here http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/sh...wdness-thoughs

      As for OC's comments on Islam, I certainly hope that his stance isn't a common one as far as Mormons go. If it currently is, then they need to distance themselves from it as quickly as possible.

      Don't like to double post, so I am adding this new screwball to this post, I goes to Doug Shaver, and it was amened by Tassman too.

      I had said that "I was just trying to say that getting an atheist to admit that "the heavens declare the glory of God" isn't all that easy."

      He responds, Maybe that's because the only evidence for it is that lots of people believe it.

      Would you care to defend the thesis that whatever is believed by lots of people is probably true?
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      Re: May 2012 Screwballs

      You did fine cere, although I jumped in with my comments too. I also think it is pretty rich that he attacks Paul for saying that women should wear a head covering when many Islamic countries make women wear all black outfits that cover them head to toe or how Saudi still has laws against men and women being able to hang out together if they are unrelated and actively enforces these laws.
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      Quote Originally posted by lilpixieofterror View Post
      You did fine cere, although I jumped in with my comments too. I also think it is pretty rich that he attacks Paul for saying that women should wear a head covering when many Islamic countries make women wear all black outfits that cover them head to toe or how Saudi still has laws against men and women being able to hang out together if they are unrelated and actively enforces these laws.
      Yeah, I also noticed how he didn't know that the requirement of 4 male witnesses was to prove that the woman had been raped, and not that she had been "lewd". This guy is like a Muslim version of a certain person I used to deal with on a different site. Also, not only are the Islamic hijab's(the burka is just one version of this concept) often a head to toe covering, but sometimes the only thing allowed to be shown is a single eye(which would lead to problems with depth perception, and often there are problems with vitamin D deficiency since they don't get enough sunlight) so that she can see her way to walk around the house(Muslim women aren't supposed to be allowed outside of their own house, unless their husband, or another male relative is with them).
      Sadly the most common tactic in Islam is "the best defense is a good offense", and they attack the Bible when any kind of remark is made against Islam. I have only ever seen this backfire on them, and repeatedly. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results, and I see this far too often with Islamic "apologetics".

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      Quote Originally posted by ukchristian28 View Post
      Crazypills2's latest reaction:
      No, if he accepts my challenge, I'll evaluate it in terms of the quality and relevance of what he cites, as well as how informed it makes him. But "scholarly" does NOT mean "the author has a degree". It also means how they relate their ideas. Bart Ehrman's Did Jesus Exist? is not scholarly; it is a popular work. And I say that as one who agrees with its overall conclusion.

      That said, the longer the clown hems and haws like that, the more likely it will be that he's furiously searching for titles he can post as ones he has read, but actually has not. So let him know tht when and if he does meet that challenge, there will be a test to determine if he is lying or not.

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      I'm getting email from insane people...this is edited for some gross sexual content....

      I HAD BEEN PRONOUNCED DEAD BY MY EX WIFE WHOM CALLED ME JESUS WHEN SHE HAD ME ARRESTED FOR SPOUSE ABUSE IN WHICH SHE HAD HIT HERSELF THIS ONE TIME ONLY TO GET ME AWAY FROM HER BECAUSE I HAD A GIFT TO FEEL WHAT PEOPLE FEEL...

      SHE HAD SAID THIS,,, I NEVER WANT TO EVER SEE HIM GET OUT FOR I NEVER WANT HIM TO TALK TO ME AGAIN BUT AS FAR AS THE KIDS GO HE LOVES HIS CHILDREN AND HE CAN SEE THE KIDS ANY TIME HE WANTS TOO.. THE JUDGE THEN SAID IF HE WANTED TO CAN HE SEE HIS KIDS TODAY INN A CLOSED ROOM THAT WILL BE SAFE ROM OTHER INMATES ? SHE SAID YES DEFIANTLY HE'S A GOOD FATHER TO THE CHILDREN..... THE JUDGE SAID TO ME THROUGH THE CAMERA IN THE COURT ROOM AND SAID SON YOUR GOING TO GET OUT BUT I WANT YOU TO BE EVALUATED TO SEE IF YOUR SANE AND I THINK SHE MIGHT NEED TO BE ALSO SINCE YOU MADE THE STATEMENT HE CAN WALK THROUGH MY JAIL BLOCKS AND IRON BARS AND HE CAN GET OUT ? SHE SAID YOU DON’T KNOW HOW SCARY HE IS IF HE GETS OUT HE'S GOING TO KILL ME!!!! WHY ARE YOU LYING ? YOU SHOULD HAVE COME HERE INN ANN AMBULANCE ....SHE SAID OH I HAVE A LOT OF MAKEUP ON ... What I'm, trying to tell you is that I have the keys to the mystery of the seven stars !!! I know where the garden is and all the worshippers their in .... I have the original pictures of the lion , calf l, eagle and the man Chari bum whom guards the thrown where god is ... I want to prove to all as every eyes shall see this prophecy and you might be the first to have a chance to show this to the world ..... IM THE IMAGE IN DANIEL ALSO AND CAN DECIPHER THE OLDEST BIBLE IN THIS WORLD CALLED THE MY ANGELS AND OTHERS CALL THIS THE MAYAN CALENDAR...... IM HIM WHO DREW THE THING OVER 5000 YEARS PLUS AGO ....DON’T JUDGE ME JUST PAY TO FLY TO ME AND SEE THE PROOF AS WELL AS A REAL LIVE SPIRIT NEVER SEEN BEFORE EXCEPT TO WHOM I'VE SHOWN AND IT ALSO SHOWS WHAT GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE AS I HAVE A PICTURE I HAD DRAWN WITH A MARKER PENCIL AND A PAPER TO THAT CHANGES MAGICALLY SHOWING A METEORITE HIT ON THE WORLD ,,,

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      Quote Originally posted by jpholding View Post
      I'm getting email from insane people...this is edited for some gross sexual content....



      What is wrong with these crazy people? Even the Dragon Riders of Pern wasn't that weird(actually liked those books despite the rather odd mixture of what seemed to be science fiction and fantasy).

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      I'm getting email from insane people...this is edited for some gross sexual content....

      Sounds like something Manwe's mom's ex-lover would have written.
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      IM HIM WHO DREW THE THING OVER 5000 YEARS PLUS AGO ....DON’T JUDGE ME
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      Since he's so interested in people
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      "PAY TO FLY TO ME"
      I'm wondering if he has stock in airports or something.

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      Zentz29 on Crazypills2' video "J.P Holding Gets School in reply to my comment about my grandmother marrying my grandfather (a British solider during the war):

      lolz
      A woman falling in love with an enemy solider isn't even in the same universe as an enemy solider comming into her town, slaughtering her family & friends, then FORCING her to marry him.
      Something tells me he hasn't been listening to the other side.

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      I'm getting email from insane people...this is edited for some gross sexual content....
      Good grief. What made him choose you I wonder? What did you say back?

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      Quote Originally posted by ukchristian28 View Post
      Good grief. What made him choose you I wonder? What did you say back?
      I didn't reply at all. The sexual content I deleted was so disturbing that I figured it wouldn't be wise.


      Also have to love these comments on your vid on the reading challenge:

      NaturalMiracleMan: I think that Holding's challenge to crazypills2 is a waste of time. Instead, Holding should actually demonstrate that he has arrived at his conclusions based upon research by doing a video where he cites his sources and tells people where the information can be found within the book(s) he claims to be basing his claims upon. I think that that is a far more open and time-saving approach than naming a bunch of books and making other people scour them to find where Holding's points originate from.

      NathanWubs: I second this notion. With some looking into the books, and the reviews done even by peers, these books do not seem as the most creditable sources. Especially because a coming review nitpick is that the claims they make are not substantiated with proper sources.

      The intellectual laziness here is astonishing. Even if any of this were valid, what would be wrong with educating themselves by reading the books?

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      Sounds like something Manwe's mom's ex-lover would have written.
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      Even if any of this were valid, what would be wrong with educating themselves by reading the books?
      It would require them to think.
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