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      Quote Originally posted by Manwë Súlimo View Post
      Screwball to Microsoft for invalidating my copy of the Vista OS because I changed computer hardware.
      Vista? Dude, they did you a favor.
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      Quote Originally posted by MWM958 View Post
      I don't think I'm gonna need a bribe
      Cuz i gotta strong vibe
      That I should subscribe
      Behold! MWM is alive
      We had been so deprived
      Of his random posts in rhyme

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      True love forever, or did reality come crashing in
      After two whole months, that it wasn't gonna last?
      Did it slowly come to pass, or kick you in the...cash?
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      Re: May 2012 Screwballs

      But there are 4 minutes to go till May. D:

      Subbin!

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      Re: May 2012 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
      My roommate wasn't being sarcastic. I'm not defending the allspark idiot. .
      (from the other, closed thread)

      Oh don't worry. It was almost like "haha I wonder if your roommate and the other allspark idiot are the same person" XD
      Leela crack corn and I don't care, Frye crack corn, I still don't care, Bender crack corn, and he is GREAT! Take that, you stu-pid corn!

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      Quote Originally posted by Manwë Súlimo View Post
      Screwball to Microsoft for invalidating my copy of the Vista OS because I changed computer hardware.
      It was just Microsoft retroactively uninstalling that nasty virus, Vista.
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      Words uttered to incite an all in brawl. Whoever says the words 'Crab Battle' will usually be spear tackled to the ground by anyone else present, and all parties will then engage in a fight to the death.


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      Subscribing.


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      Re: May 2012 Screwballs

      Teluog asked before I could answer in the April thread: To make my vids I use Sony Vegas for film software and essentially piece together snapshots of my own art.

      http://www.tektoonics.com

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      http://www.tektoonics.com

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      Subscribing.
      "I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."

      "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought."

      -Frodo and Gandalf the Grey in Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

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      -The Talmud, quoted in Schindler's List

      "Many folk like to know beforehand what is to be set on the table; but those who have labored to prepare the feast like to keep their secret; for wonder makes the words of praise louder."

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      Re: May 2012 Screwballs

      subscibing

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      YT user hunkydoery, on my vid on "communication breakdown:

      This video is stupid. And comments are on approval? Yeah, censorship. You really do support rape. That doesn't surprise me.
      Who was it said they'd read that vid that way?

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      Re: May 2012 Screwballs

      UKC's notice of thundef00t's blunder about presupp apologetics gave me an idea and I worked this up this morning....


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      Quote Originally posted by jpholding View Post
      UKC's notice of thundef00t's blunder about presupp apologetics gave me an idea and I worked this up this morning....


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      Re: May 2012 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by jpholding View Post
      Did I mention that this should be platinum? Because if not, now I do:
      YT user Snakepliskinist, when confronted with Francis Collins as an intelligent Christian, replied:

      Francis Collins was homeschooled. Even a powerful intellect has difficulty overcoming brainwashing that monopolized the sensoria of one's youth. Homeschooled children are significantly more likely to adopt their parent's wordview due to lack of heterogenous socialization. John Lennox he was raised in the Christian faith, and only became devout to please his secret homosexual lover, C.S. Lewis.
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      Re: May 2012 Screwballs

      Seems like there's a new Gnostic in town who doesn't believe that the "mythical bible God" can love:

      Quote Originally posted by Greatest I am View Post
      Can God love?

      We are told that the mythical bible God is love or the epitome of love.

      Archetypal Jesus said that we would know his people by the love, deeds and actions they showed others.

      Jesus gave us examples of the deeds and works. Feed the poor, love all our neighbours, do not sin and many others.

      Love then, seems to Jesus, to be something that must be shown by deeds, actions and works to be alive and true love. Love, like faith, without works is dead. Both St. James and Jesus agree on this.

      It follows then that if God is not doing something to show this love then the love for man expressed in scriptures is wrong and God cannot love.

      You are in the image of God. When you love someone you show them that love by works and deeds. This is how the recipient of that love knows it is there and that allows for reciprocity. You will agree that without reciprocity, true love cannot exist between two individuals. We must do things for each other for true love to exist.

      Imagine what those you love would think if you never did anything to express your love. Imagine what you would think of the love of others towards you if they never did anything to show they loved you. See what I mean. Love always must have deeds to be real and true and reciprocity must be at play.

      Love then has no choice but to be expressed if it is true love.

      We are told that God loved his son so much that he planned to have him sacrificed even before the earth was created. This human sacrifice or any other human sacrifice, voluntary or not, is immoral and the notion that it is good to sacrifice an innocent victim to give the guilty believers a free ride into heaven is a completely self-gratifying notion and is completely immoral. One does not show love for someone by having them sacrificed for the sins of others when God himself stated that we are all responsible for our own salvation and cannot put that responsibility of the shoulders of a scapegoat Jesus.

      Does love need deeds and works to be expressed?

      Have you seen God express his love for us lately?

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      These following speak to this issue if you wish to view them.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMXoP...layer_embedded

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcO4T...eature=related

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP7SPJllNoc

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