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      Re: May 2012 Screwballs

      Youtuber MrBritish makes me feel stupid living in my country. This was in response to Aaronk1994's video answering the charge that "using the Bible to prove the Bible is circular reasoning". Aaron explained that the New Testament is a collection of sources and you can use them to corroborate each other. My fellow Brit simply said:

      "The bible isn't evidence so using it as evidence, for its own truth no less, is circular. "

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      Quote Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
      The concept isn't as new as you might think. I've been reading the Recognitions of Clement, pseudepigrapha from the third(ish) century. Peter warns that demons enter people when they eat food that has been sacrificed to idols.
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      Blah, Screwball to myself for accidentally breaking my (intended) 2 day fast before my baptism. I wasn't even thinking about it... at least it was just one piece of chocolate, right? XD
      אָמַר לוֹ יֵשׁוּעַ: אֲנִי הַדֶּרֶךְ וְהָאֱמֶת וְהַחַיִּים. אֵין אִישׁ בָּא אֶל הָאָב אֶלָּא דַּרְכִּי
      "Yeshua said, 'I AM the Way -- and the Truth and the Life; no one comes to the Father except through me.'" - Yochanan 14:6

      כֻּלָּ֨נוּ֙ כַּצֹּ֣אן תָּעִ֔ינוּ אִ֥ישׁ לְדַרְכֹּ֖ו פָּנִ֑ינוּ וַֽיהוָה֙ הִפְגִּ֣יעַ בֹּ֔ו אֵ֖ת עֲוֹ֥ן כֻּלָּֽנוּ׃

      "We all, like sheep, went astray; we turned, each one, to his own way; yet ADONAI laid on him the guilt of all of us.'' - Yesha'yahu 53:6

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      Quote Originally posted by Y'hoshua View Post
      Blah, Screwball to myself for accidentally breaking my (intended) 2 day fast before my baptism. I wasn't even thinking about it... at least it was just one piece of chocolate, right? XD
      The purpose of the fast is primarily to get your mind set to have God in mind as you approach your baptism, and I don't think that accidentally eating a piece of chocolate has to nullify that.

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      Quote Originally posted by KingsGambit View Post
      The purpose of the fast is primarily to get your mind set to have God in mind as you approach your baptism, and I don't think that accidentally eating a piece of chocolate has to nullify that.
      Thanks, I appreciate that. Now I don't feel like such a derp
      אָמַר לוֹ יֵשׁוּעַ: אֲנִי הַדֶּרֶךְ וְהָאֱמֶת וְהַחַיִּים. אֵין אִישׁ בָּא אֶל הָאָב אֶלָּא דַּרְכִּי
      "Yeshua said, 'I AM the Way -- and the Truth and the Life; no one comes to the Father except through me.'" - Yochanan 14:6

      כֻּלָּ֨נוּ֙ כַּצֹּ֣אן תָּעִ֔ינוּ אִ֥ישׁ לְדַרְכֹּ֖ו פָּנִ֑ינוּ וַֽיהוָה֙ הִפְגִּ֣יעַ בֹּ֔ו אֵ֖ת עֲוֹ֥ן כֻּלָּֽנוּ׃

      "We all, like sheep, went astray; we turned, each one, to his own way; yet ADONAI laid on him the guilt of all of us.'' - Yesha'yahu 53:6

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      Quote Originally posted by Y'hoshua View Post
      Blah, Screwball to myself for accidentally breaking my (intended) 2 day fast before my baptism. I wasn't even thinking about it... at least it was just one piece of chocolate, right? XD
      Had the chocolate been sacrificed to any idols first?

      Btw, I used to fast when I was younger. Can no longer do it though. Get severe, blinding migraines and light-headedness at the end of the second day.
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      Quote Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
      Had the chocolate been sacrificed to any idols first?

      Btw, I used to fast when I was younger. Can no longer do it though. Get severe, blinding migraines and light-headedness at the end of the second day.
      I got it from where I work, gave it to my best friend, but noticed he hadn't eaten it so I took it... so unless it was sacrificed to the god of the corporation without me knowing... : P

      I've never been great at fasting when I've tried in the past (which hasn't been often), but I'm making an effort this time due to the occasion and because of it's being suggested in the Didache
      אָמַר לוֹ יֵשׁוּעַ: אֲנִי הַדֶּרֶךְ וְהָאֱמֶת וְהַחַיִּים. אֵין אִישׁ בָּא אֶל הָאָב אֶלָּא דַּרְכִּי
      "Yeshua said, 'I AM the Way -- and the Truth and the Life; no one comes to the Father except through me.'" - Yochanan 14:6

      כֻּלָּ֨נוּ֙ כַּצֹּ֣אן תָּעִ֔ינוּ אִ֥ישׁ לְדַרְכֹּ֖ו פָּנִ֑ינוּ וַֽיהוָה֙ הִפְגִּ֣יעַ בֹּ֔ו אֵ֖ת עֲוֹ֥ן כֻּלָּֽנוּ׃

      "We all, like sheep, went astray; we turned, each one, to his own way; yet ADONAI laid on him the guilt of all of us.'' - Yesha'yahu 53:6

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      Re: May 2012 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Y'hoshua View Post
      Blah, Screwball to myself for accidentally breaking my (intended) 2 day fast before my baptism. I wasn't even thinking about it... at least it was just one piece of chocolate, right? XD
      Great, now you've lost your salvation.

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      'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'

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      Quote Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
      The concept isn't as new as you might think. I've been reading the Recognitions of Clement, pseudepigrapha from the third(ish) century. Peter warns that demons enter people when they eat food that has been sacrificed to idols.
      Romans 14 applies.

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      Romans 14 applies.

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      If you're not reading Pharyngula then you are ignorant of the stories that P.Z. Myers thinks displays brilliance

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      Screwball to Richard Dawkins.

      Commenting on a plan to put a copy of the KJV in every English school as part of the 400th anniversary celebrations -- he likes the idea, saying that schoolchildren can see for themselves that the Bible is a poor guide to morality -- he is quoted by the BBC as adding,

      "The whole King James Bible is littered with literary allusions, almost as many as Shakespeare (to quote that distinguished authority Anon, the trouble with Hamlet is it's so full of clichees)."

      Among the examples he used to illustrate his point were: the salt of the earth; go the extra mile; I wash my hands of it; filthy lucre; through a glass darkly; wolf in sheep's clothing; hide your light under a bushel; and no peace for the wicked.

      I expect that "clichees" is the BBC's mis-spelling, and I expect Dawkins thought he was being tongue-in-cheek clever, but that 'the Bible is full of cliches' joke is old and tired. And it just reinforces those who expect him to misunderstand totally, and to get things back to front...

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      Last edited by David Hayward; May 26th 2012 at 11:31 PM. Reason: Getting to grips with smilies

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      Have you read A Tale of Two Cities? It opens with the "It was the best of times..." cliche. What is this, 1859?

      Anyway, a pretty bold move by Dawkins. Not everyone would openly advocate for child abuse
      Last edited by Hamster; May 26th 2012 at 11:44 PM.
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