Multi-Word Add or Take Away One Letter, Rearrange

[Ben Zwycky]

Budgie Archer Jilts Prof!

[After being painstakingly and lovingly trained in miniature bowmanship, Professor Nutcase's prize bird escaped through a window and never returned. How hearltess of her!]

[Debbaux]

Cab ferried girl just hops.

[According to the taxi driver, he gave a lift to a one-legged girl who refused to use a prosthetic leg or wheelchair.]

[Ben Zwycky]

Holster spur jig backfired

[Are you trying to tell me that putting spurs in your holster alongside your gun as part of an energetic dance wasn't completely safe?!]

[Debbaux]

Prior feedback list? *shrug*

[Employee suggestions for company improvements had to be requested again when the boss lost the original collated suggestions.]

[Ben Zwycky]

Idle Jack Forges Shrub Trip

[Silly Jack, it would have taken you less effort to just go and buy the shrub than fake all those footprints and scratch marks in the ground made by the 'Giant shrub eater' ]

[Debbaux]

Lubricated frog jerks hip

[Too many whiskies caused Freddo to hop in an unusual manner, resulting in hip dislocation.]

[Ben Zwycky]

Dopier Lumberjack's Fright

[Duh, that stoopid tree nearly fell on me!]

[Debbaux]

Backside groper mirthful

[No remorse?]

[Ben Zwycky]

Turbocharged Mink Pilfers

[Moving so fast it can barely be caught on camera, the mustelid charges through the camp, carrying off a freshly cooked fish]

[Debbaux]

Frumpier nights blockade

[The women's temperance society barred entry to the french negligee shop, claiming flannelette nighties are much better.]

[Ben Zwycky]

Grid benchmarks quiet flop

[Very good of them to be so discrete about our failure, just pointed out the problems with the numbers with no PR fallout, true professionals ]

[Debbaux]

Film night backdrop request

["Dear Sir, please replace your tatty cinema backdrop, as it is spoiling our movie appreciation evenings in your establishment. Thank you."]

[Ben Zwycky]

Knight Craved Blimp for Quest

[Forsooth but would this noble journey be much simplified if only some local wizard could conjure up an airship and lend it to me]

[Debbaux]

Thanks for the fun here Ben. My anagram finder is now groaning under the weight of so many letters and I don't have the skill or time to do it manually from here. I guess this thread will be relegated to the archives where we can still have a good laugh about our efforts.

[Ben Zwycky]

What I did was to just pick one or two words I wanted to use in the next one, and remove those letters from the mix, then put the rest in the anagram finder and choose something that I could combine with my desired word(s). I'll take away a letter this time, gradually get it down to a more manageable length (my chosen word in this case was 'question'):

Draft Phlegm Brick Question

[Have you given any further thought to my design for reusing solidified spittle as a construction material?]