Solution to "The Mormon Problem" ?

[nrajeff]

This pastor thinks he has figured out how to rid the world of homosexuals.

"Pastor Charles Worley said he figured out a way to “get rid of all the lesbians and queers.”

“Build a great big, large fence – 100 miles long – put all the lesbians in there, fly over and drop some food,” Worley said during his May 13 sermon. “Do the same thing with the queers and homosexuals and have that fence electrified so they can’t get out … and in a few years they will die out.”

http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2012/0...-they-die-out/

Maybe that could be used on the LDS of the world, too. There may be one problem with the plan, though, so it might not work, but if you decide to give it a try, I am putting together a list of the foods I would like dropped into the compound. It includes brussels sprouts, pineapple, salmon, and the ingredients for apple pie. Thanks in advance.

[Soyeong]

“Build a great big, large fence – 100 miles long – put all the lesbians in there, fly over and drop some food,” Worley said during his May 13 sermon. “Do the same thing with the queers and homosexuals and have that fence electrified so they can’t get out … and in a few years they will die out.”

Don't forget to add sinners to that group as well, we wouldn't want anyone left on the wrong side of the fence.

[Tanakh Keeper]

Maybe that could be used on the LDS of the world, too. There may be one problem with the plan, though, so it might not work, but if you decide to give it a try, I am putting together a list of the foods I would like dropped into the compound. It includes brussels sprouts, pineapple, salmon, and the ingredients for apple pie. Thanks in advance.

Just one?? I can see dozens of problems with it.

[One Bad Pig]

Jeff, instead of snark, how about you start using your brain?

[KingsGambit]

Oh, well, if one pastor said it, then it must reflect what all Protestants think.

[Tanakh Keeper]

This pastor's idea is so stupid. I would like to ask him one big question about his "logic". Even without a fence in place, lesbians don't reproduce. So where are all the lesbians coming from now?

[OtherCheek]

This pastor thinks he has figured out how to rid the world of homosexuals.

"Pastor Charles Worley said he figured out a way to “get rid of all the lesbians and queers.”

“Build a great big, large fence – 100 miles long – put all the lesbians in there, fly over and drop some food,” Worley said during his May 13 sermon. “Do the same thing with the queers and homosexuals and have that fence electrified so they can’t get out … and in a few years they will die out.”

http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2012/0...-they-die-out/

Maybe that could be used on the LDS of the world, too. There may be one problem with the plan, though, so it might not work, but if you decide to give it a try, I am putting together a list of the foods I would like dropped into the compound. It includes brussels sprouts, pineapple, salmon, and the ingredients for apple pie. Thanks in advance.

I planted brussel sprouts this year from seed instead of sets. They're doing very well, and we will enjoy them throughout the winter as they hibernate under straw and snow. I love 'em too.

[Soyeong]

This pastor's idea is so stupid. I would like to ask him one big question about his "logic". Even without a fence in place, lesbians don't reproduce. So where are all the lesbians coming from now?

I think he's following the thought that people become become lesbians and queers because they are imitating role models with those characteristics. While I think that is true to some extent, it doesn't cover everyone. The main thing I think he's forgetting about is that bisexuals can reproduce. However, the bigger issue is that homosexual behavior is just a symptom of the same sin that is within everyone, including this pastor.

[nrajeff]

Jeff, instead of snark, how about you start using your brain?

I have no idea idea at all what you are talking about. Maybe you forgot to use YOUR sense humor--if you have one--while reading the thread and while trying to understand it.

[Cow Poke]

Oh, well, if one pastor said it, then it must reflect what all Protestants think.

So much for 6 foot tall men on the moon dressed like Quakers ---- PROOF now that ALL Mormons believe that. Must be why we don't go back there!

some random goofy anti-Mormon website

According to Oliver B. Huntington, Joseph Smith taught that "The inhabitants of the moon are more of a uniform size than the inhabitants of the earth, being about 6 feet in height.

"They dress very much like the Quaker style and are quite general in style, or fashion of dress.

"They live to be very old; coming generally, near a thousand years.

© source where applicable

[Cow Poke]

This pastor's idea is so stupid. I would like to ask him one big question about his "logic". Even without a fence in place, lesbians don't reproduce. So where are all the lesbians coming from now?

One of the lesbians at my old workplace has three children that she birthed herself.

[Sparko]

Jeff, Jeff, Jeff...

[One Bad Pig]

I have no idea idea at all what you are talking about. Maybe you forgot to use YOUR sense humor--if you have one--while reading the thread and while trying to understand it.

A joke dependent on the idea that we view Mormons as a problem that needs to be sealed off from the rest of society until it dies of its own accord is about as funny as a heart attack. That's so wrong-headed I don't know where to begin to describe how bad it is.

[Cerebrum123]

So much for 6 foot tall men on the moon dressed like Quakers ---- PROOF now that ALL Mormons believe that. Must be why we don't go back there!

some random goofy anti-Mormon website

According to Oliver B. Huntington, Joseph Smith taught that "The inhabitants of the moon are more of a uniform size than the inhabitants of the earth, being about 6 feet in height.

"They dress very much like the Quaker style and are quite general in style, or fashion of dress.

"They live to be very old; coming generally, near a thousand years.

© source where applicable

For those who are sarcastically impaired the following is in jest.

You know what? I bet that those "Quakers on the moon", are the Nephilim that the Bible mentions. I mean they WERE described as "giants" after all(I'm about 6 ft tall, and my mom always says that I am a giant compared to her).

[Cow Poke]

A joke dependent on the idea that we view Mormons as a problem that needs to be sealed off from the rest of society....

To be honest, my first thought (perhaps because I'm a WWII history nut) was "The Jewish Problem" and "The Final Solution"?

Personally, I'd much rather the Mormons be saved, than "gotten rid of".