Would you accept aid from a "cultist"?

[Cow Poke]

For me, the best part of living in that part of the country would be the history and the museums. A good place to visit, but...

I'm going back soon. We (Mrs CP and I) visited a couple years ago, but we had teenagers with us, and didn't have the freedom to browse the museums and stuff like we wanted to. And I didn't get an opportunity to pester a local Twebber there.

[Catholicity]

If you were stranded on the side of a freeway, with a wife and two small children, car not working, and no services for 100 miles in either direction, and very little traffic, would you accept help from a "cultist" if he stopped to help and you were able to identify him as a "cultist" right away?

You know in reality this thread's OP really looks like its an attempt at some kind of entrapment. I'm not sure what the original point you're trying to make is OC....

[Cow Poke]

You know in reality this thread's OP really looks like its an attempt at some kind of entrapment. I'm not sure what the original point you're trying to make is OC....

He's just a big tease.

This thread was kind of meant as a tease.

(which, being interpreted, means that the thread didn't go the direction he was hoping it would, so he's pretending he was just teasing. )

[nrajeff]

I'm going back soon. We (Mrs CP and I) visited a couple years ago, but we had teenagers with us, and didn't have the freedom to browse the museums and stuff like we wanted to. And I didn't get an opportunity to pester a local Twebber there.

I hope you're not referring to me. I might have to actually plant those Claymore mines I bought for my yard....

[Cow Poke]

I hope you're not referring to me. I might have to actually plant those Claymore mines I bought for my yard....

No, but I'd be happy to buy you lunch at the McDonald's of your choice! And I'd let you order your own*, and receive it directly from the McDonald's employee so you'd know I didn't try to poison it or spit in it or defile it in any way. And I promise not to rat you out if you order a Dr. Pepper.

*up to, and including a Happy Meal or any three items on the "Dollar Menu"

[nrajeff]

No, but I'd be happy to buy you lunch at the McDonald's of your choice! And I'd let you order your own*, and receive it directly from the McDonald's employee so you'd know I didn't try to poison it or spit in it or defile it in any way. And I promise not to rat you out if you order a Dr. Pepper.

*up to, and including a Happy Meal or any three items on the "Dollar Menu"

What if the toy I get in the Happy Meal bag is a subcompact PepperBox six-shooter with 3 usable rounds in it, which I use to take on an armed mob of over 100, resulting in me becoming a martyr?

But it's moot, because I prefer Wendy's to McDonald's. I also like the Reuben sandwich you can get at Arby's.

[Cow Poke]

What if the toy I get in the Happy Meal bag is a subcompact PepperBox six-shooter with 3 usable rounds in it, which I use to take on an armed mob of over 100, resulting in me becoming a martyr?

I'll be wearing my Scooby Doo undies, so you can't hurt ME. That's all that matters. With your luck, you won't get killed, but end up arrested by the Capitol Police who take you to listen to speeches by Nancy Pelosi.

But it's moot, because I prefer Wendy's to McDonald's. I also like the Reuben sandwich you can get at Arby's.

You're getting greedy. ONE meal, and the "dollar menu" from Wendy's works just fine. I like to buy the "biggie fries" and a small chocolate Frosty, and scoop up the frosty with the fries!

[nrajeff]

I like to buy the "biggie fries" and a small chocolate Frosty, and scoop up the frosty with the fries!

Yuck. You sound like one of my sons. Ketchup was created specifically for french fries.

[Cow Poke]

Yuck. You sound like one of my sons. Ketchup was created specifically for french fries.

And EGGS, if it needs it. (according to Archie Bunker)

[One Bad Pig]

What if the toy I get in the Happy Meal bag is a subcompact PepperBox six-shooter with 3 usable rounds in it, which I use to take on an armed mob of over 100, resulting in me becoming a martyr?

But it's moot, because I prefer Wendy's to McDonald's. I also like the Reuben sandwich you can get at Arby's.

I'll spot you all 6 rounds being usable, and throw in an Uzi with spare clips. I'm not much of a fast food person, but Arby's is acceptable.

[nrajeff]

I'll spot you all 6 rounds being usable, and throw in an Uzi with spare clips. I'm not much of a fast food person, but Arby's is acceptable.

I would prefer a place like Ryan's or Olive Garden, but CP isn't that generous so we have to choose from fast food places.

[OtherCheek]

I would prefer a place like Ryan's or Olive Garden, but CP isn't that generous so we have to choose from fast food places.

Hotdogs, at 7/11. Now .50 cents. That's the best I can do right now. But I would still have to blend them into a liquid before I could handle them.

[Cow Poke]

I would prefer a place like Ryan's or Olive Garden, but CP isn't that generous so we have to choose from fast food places.

Heck, Jeff --- for you ... Olive Garden OR Ryan's! (Ryan's, the Golden Corral - like buffet place? )

[Cow Poke]

Hotdogs, at 7/11. Now .50 cents. That's the best I can do right now. But I would still have to blend them into a liquid before I could handle them.

Then don't anger the Soup Nazi, OC!

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[nrajeff]

Heck, Jeff --- for you ... Olive Garden OR Ryan's! (Ryan's, the Golden Corral - like buffet place? )

Yes