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    1. #511
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      Re: June 2012 Screwballs

      This from the "Bill Maher/abject blasphemy makes me look good" school of screwball, on Twitter:

      Quote Originally posted by JesusWithIssues
      "Because Jesus" is trending! It makes me so happy when people tweet about how my Dad killing me made a big difference in their lives. Glory!
      This guy's twitter bio?

      I am God's son. But I'm also God. But different. You wouldn't understand. Sometimes I do magic tricks.



      Oh, whatever will we do to answer such wit and sophistication.
      Okay, I finally have a blog.

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      Re: June 2012 Screwballs

      A guy named barley, who is a Unitarian of some kind. At least worth a gold screwball IMO. I don't include the whole thing, but those who are interested can check it out.

      Quote Originally posted by barley View Post
      His work on scripture was scripture not some pagan menage a trois god definition.

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      Re: June 2012 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by ApologiaPhoenix View Post
      Congrats also here to Quanta and RG on their engagement. Definitely no screwball there.
      Also, I think I deserve an anti-screwball for not getting any new infractions since 2011, and not having any active infractions for the past six months.

      *looks around nervously for any impending doom*
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      Re: June 2012 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Rational Gaze View Post
      Also, I think I deserve an anti-screwball for not getting any new infractions since 2011, and not having any active infractions for the past six months.

      *looks around nervously for any impending doom*
      We'll leave it for the time being to Quanta to deal with any infractions
      Always strive to keep an open mind – but not so open that your brains fall out!
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      Re: June 2012 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Rational Gaze View Post
      Also, I think I deserve an anti-screwball for not getting any new infractions since 2011, and not having any active infractions for the past six months.

      *looks around nervously for any impending doom*
      Hmm. That might count as arguing with moderation outside of the psychotherapy room" which is an automatic 2 point infraction.

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      Closing

      http://www.tektoonics.com

      Due to rampant stupidity by Skeptics, and time issues, I'm only going to be on TWeb in my own (tektonics.org) section from now on. Deal with it.

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