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      Re: Would you give your heart and lungs to a MORMON!?!?!?!

      Quote Originally posted by Sparko View Post
      their hearts all burned up.
      I thought that was their "bosoms".

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      It's just a flesh wound.
      "Faith is nothing less than the will to keep one's mind fixed precisely on what reason has discovered to it." - Edward Feser

      "Faith and reason are the shoes on your feet. You can travel further with both than you can with just one." - Alwyn Macomber

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      Re: Would you give your heart and lungs to a MORMON!?!?!?!

      I already gave my appendix to a surgeon. How much more do I need to give?

      I wouldn't give any life-saving organs to a Mormon. I'd give them to someone who needs more time on this Earth to "get right with God." :)
      "I think we may accept it as a rule that whenever a person's
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      on the faults of other people's religions, she/he is in a bad condition."
      -C.S. Lewis (Collected Letters Vol. 3 p. 209).

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      Re: Would you give your heart and lungs to a MORMON!?!?!?!

      Quote Originally posted by Cerebrum123 View Post
      I thought that was their "bosoms"

      They need to cut back on the jalapeno's before reading Nephi
      PATER aeterne, offero tibi Corpus et Sanguinem, animam et divinitatem dilectissimi Filii Tui, Domini nostri, Iesu Christi, in propitiatione pro peccatis nostris et totius mundi. PRO DOLOROSA Eius passione, miserere nobis et totius mundi.

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      Re: Would you give your heart and lungs to a MORMON!?!?!?!

      Quote Originally posted by nrajeff View Post
      I already gave my appendix to a surgeon. How much more do I need to give?
      I'll bet you were unconscious and he TOOK it.
      2 Tim 2:1-2

      Thou therefore, my son, be strong in the grace that is in Christ Jesus. And the things that thou hast heard of me among many witnesses, the same commit thou to faithful men, who shall be able to teach others also.


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      Re: Would you give your heart and lungs to a MORMON!?!?!?!

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      I'll bet you were unconscious and he TOOK it.
      Or he was an anti and stole Jeff's soul!

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      Or he was an anti and stole Jeff's soul!
      Some people used to believe you could do that with flash photography......I think some strange people still do....
      PATER aeterne, offero tibi Corpus et Sanguinem, animam et divinitatem dilectissimi Filii Tui, Domini nostri, Iesu Christi, in propitiatione pro peccatis nostris et totius mundi. PRO DOLOROSA Eius passione, miserere nobis et totius mundi.

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      Quote Originally posted by Catholicity28 View Post
      Some people used to believe you could do that with flash photography......I think some strange people still do....
      Oh that is true! I know. I have quite a soul collection on my laptop!

      Would you like to buy your's back?

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      Re: Would you give your heart and lungs to a MORMON!?!?!?!

      Quote Originally posted by Catholicity28 View Post
      They need to cut back on the jalapeno's before reading Nephi
      *snaps fingers* So THAT'S what did it! I better cut out the finger foods when I study the scriptures!!!

      "I have missed you, Oh Grand High Priestess of the Order of the Stirring Pot"

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