The AllaBet Discourse

[ApologiaPhoenix]

In the June Screwballs thread, I linked to something a dispensationalist had sent me about the purpose of Israel that came from Grace To You. In it, I found the writer spoke more than once of the AllaBet Discourse. I've discussed this with JPH and we're going to have a little amusing contest here.

WHAT IS IN THE ALLABET DISCOURSE?

The prize is a drawing of your choice by JPH himself. Here are the rules.

Just simply post things that you think are in the Discourse and see if you can tickle my fancy. Let's not put any limit on this. The more laughs, the merrier. 3 weeks from today is July 12th and that is when I will decide who I think made the funniest entry. That person will receive the prize so enter as much as you want and be as funny as you want.

Let the games begin.

[KingsGambit]

A time when the world would face the greatest tribulation in human history since the Fall: The scourge of the Horny Doofus.

[Rayado]

The Allabet Discourse contains the long-lost dispensational hermeneutic that a text can mean something different than what it says when dispensationalism doesn't account for a given text.

[Ben Zwycky]

Wasn't it this earth-shattering, world-shaking confrontation between these two great powers?