Lucretius shows why emotional outbursts beats actual thought

[Lucretius]

So, this is all for Holding and his disciples, who call me ignorant, this is what I was taught about Christianity in a child and mercifully got away from:


God is all powerful, all loving, all knowing. God remembers the sparrows count and the hairs on our heads. Jesus died for our sins, of a virgin, healed everybody, never got mad except in that Temple scene which was TOTALLY justified, he was man yet god, raised the dead, died on a stick on a friday, raised on a sunday, chatted with his peeps, went to heaven and will return for the True Believers.

God loves us SO much that he killed everyone on earth once because while he loves us, he hates the hell out of sinners, which is you know, everybody but Jonah and his peeps.

This guy Paul had a special corner on Jesus message, and brought the Message to the Heathens. Didn't need to have a certain kind of foreskin to join the club anymore. Women were okay in a leadership position, oh WAIT, yes that's right god changed his mind on that whole mess. Certain sects think that God will close the door on the heathens and Big Stuff will happen right before he comes back. Others think theyre gonna be Raptured. Etc. etc.

Is that about right? Care to dispute anything? Sounds like Christianity to me.

[KingsGambit]

So, this is all for Holding and his disciples

I would hope Holding has no disciples. I am only a disciple of Jesus.

[thewriteranon]

healed everybody

Everyone? Really? My goodness, that is a lot of people.

never got mad except in that Temple scene which was TOTALLY justified

Never got mad? Hahahahahahahaha. No.

God loves us SO much that he killed everyone on earth once because while he loves us, he hates the out of sinners,

There's this little thing called "justice." You may have heard of it . . .

Didn't need to have a certain kind of foreskin to join the club anymore.

I don't think you know how foreskin works.

Women were okay in a leadership position, oh WAIT, yes that's right god changed his mind on that whole mess

Oh goodness. This is a whole different issue in itself. Neither side would say "God changed his mind," though.

[Chrawnus]

So, this is all for Holding and his disciples, who call me ignorant, this is what I was taught about Christianity in a child and mercifully got away from:


God is all powerful, all loving, all knowing. God remembers the sparrows count and the hairs on our heads. Jesus died for our sins, of a virgin, healed everybody, never got mad except in that Temple scene which was TOTALLY justified, he was man yet god, raised the dead, died on a stick on a friday, raised on a sunday, chatted with his peeps, went to heaven and will return for the True Believers.

God loves us SO much that he killed everyone on earth once because while he loves us, he hates the hell out of sinners, which is you know, everybody but Jonah and his peeps.

This guy Paul had a special corner on Jesus message, and brought the Message to the Heathens. Didn't need to have a certain kind of foreskin to join the club anymore. Women were okay in a leadership position, oh WAIT, yes that's right god changed his mind on that whole mess. Certain sects think that God will close the door on the heathens and Big Stuff will happen right before he comes back. Others think theyre gonna be Raptured. Etc. etc.

Is that about right? Care to dispute anything? Sounds like Christianity to me.

You have a very absurd view of what Christianity is, let me tell you that.







Or perhaps you're just trolling?

[Cerebrum123]

So, this is all for Holding and his disciples, who call me ignorant, this is what I was taught about Christianity in a child and mercifully got away from:

God is all powerful, all loving, all knowing.

With you so far.

God remembers the sparrows count and the hairs on our heads.

Nothing wrong yet in this paragraph.

Jesus died for our sins, of a virgin,

I'm guessing you mean to put born in there before "of a virgin", but so far so good other than that.

healed everybody,

Nope, healed lots of people, but He didn't heal everybody.

never got mad except in that Temple scene which was TOTALLY justified,

Wrong about the only time He showed anger, and right that He was justified about being angry at that event.

he was man yet god, raised the dead, died on a stick on a friday, raised on a sunday, chatted with his peeps, went to heaven and will return for the True Believers.

Not the best way of putting it, but it is accurate in a simplified manner.

God loves us SO much that he killed everyone on earth once because while he loves us, he hates the hell out of sinners, which is you know, everybody but Jonah and his peeps.

Wrong, He doesn't hate anyone, but He hates sin, also Jonah was not involved in the Flood, get your facts straight, you are talking about Noah.

This guy Paul had a special corner on Jesus message, and brought the Message to the Heathens.

Paul did teach to the Gentiles, but he didn't have a "special corner", but he did have a special experience with Christ, and he did a lot of good work.

Didn't need to have a certain kind of foreskin to join the club anymore.

I think you mean didn't have to have the foreskin removed, but otherwise yeah, circumcision is no longer necessary.

Women were okay in a leadership position, oh WAIT, yes that's right god changed his mind on that whole mess.

Only if you disregard Deborah who was a Judge in Israel, which was the highest position at the time as far as government(other than God since He was to be King under this system).

Certain sects think that God will close the door on the heathens and Big Stuff will happen right before he comes back. Others think theyre gonna be Raptured. Etc. etc.

Well, the Rapture doesn't necessarily mean that the people who were "left behind" have no more chances to accept Christ, and that there will be people who will be saved after this event. Not all Christians agree on the Rapture, and some believe that it is not something that will happen at all.

Is that about right? Care to dispute anything? Sounds like Christianity to me.[/QUOTE]

Much of it overly simplified, and much of it downright wrong, maybe you should try some real research before your next post, but I am still willing to answer any questions that you might have, or direct you to someone who can answer them.

[Rational Gaze]

You have a very absurd view of what Christianity is, let me tell you that.

Or perhaps you're just trolling?

Probably both.

[RumTumTugger]

You have a very absurd view of what Christianity is, let me tell you that.







Or perhaps you're just trolling?

well at least he saves us the trouble by putting his screwball deserving posts in the screwball thread.

[Andius]

I would hope Holding has no disciples.

Didn't you know? It be all part of the of the "insult cult"?

Just extend your finger to be poked and bled over the image of Dawkins, and we can initiate the ritual >=D

[Lucretius]

Holding has no disciples? Ohhh, that's right--maybe if I rephrase it. How about Robert Turkel's disciples?

[One Bad Pig]

Holding has no disciples? Ohhh, that's right--maybe if I rephrase it. How about Robert Turkel's disciples?

Lookie, another entry on the Turkel counter.

[thewriteranon]

Holding has no disciples? Ohhh, that's right--maybe if I rephrase it. How about Robert Turkel's disciples?

Ding ding ding! We have a new "Name Mistake" winner!

[One Bad Pig]

Ding ding ding! We have a new "Name Mistake" winner!

Quit reading my mind!

[thewriteranon]

Quit reading my mind!

Nevar!

[Chrawnus]

Holding has no disciples? Ohhh, that's right--maybe if I rephrase it. How about Robert Turkel's disciples?

Apparently Lucretius has decided to get his custom avatar by posting as much asinine stupidity as he can in the Screwball thread, instead of spamming it out in the Rec Room.

[ApologiaPhoenix]

So, this is all for Holding and his disciples, who call me ignorant, this is what I was taught about Christianity in a child and mercifully got away from:

Hey LUci! Are you actually going to answer posts in the other thread? I figure an enlightened individual like yourself should have no problem dealing with us.

God is all powerful, all loving, all knowing. God remembers the sparrows count and the hairs on our heads. Jesus died for our sins, of a virgin,

Wait. He only died for the sins of virgins? Dang it. Guess it's too late now!

healed everybody,

Says who?

never got mad except in that Temple scene which was TOTALLY justified,

Why do you think he got angry?

he was man yet god, raised the dead, died on a stick on a friday, raised on a sunday, chatted with his peeps, went to heaven and will return for the True Believers.

Well, some of this I'd question on a minor point, but I'm curious what's so awful about this that you were mercifully delivered from.

God loves us SO much that he killed everyone on earth once because while he loves us, he hates the hell out of sinners, which is you know, everybody but Jonah and his peeps.

I like how it's always left out that 120 years of time to repent was given. Your idea of love is also sentiment and not agape.

This guy Paul had a special corner on Jesus message, and brought the Message to the Heathens. Didn't need to have a certain kind of foreskin to join the club anymore.

Do you really think circumcision got you into the covenant?

Women were okay in a leadership position, oh WAIT, yes that's right god changed his mind on that whole mess. Certain sects think that God will close the door on the heathens and Big Stuff will happen right before he comes back. Others think theyre gonna be Raptured. Etc. etc.

I see you never developed your eschatology either.

Is that about right? Care to dispute anything? Sounds like Christianity to me.

Sounds like Sunday School to me.