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July 16th 2012, 10:07 PM #16
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Male - ChristianRe: July 2012 Screwballs
It wouldn't be his/her first time, if you know what I mean, hehehe.
Originally posted by Chrawnus
Apparently Lucretius has decided to get his custom avatar by posting as much asinine stupidity as he can in the Screwball thread, instead of spamming it out in the Rec Room.
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July 16th 2012, 10:16 PM #17
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Male - AtheistRe: July 2012 Screwballs
Question: If God, told you to kill your child, would you do it? If you answer "no", congratulations, you're an atheist.
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July 16th 2012, 10:17 PM #18
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Male - ChristianRe: July 2012 Screwballs
here's your sign. Originally posted by Lucretius
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July 16th 2012, 10:18 PM #19
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Male - ChristianRe: July 2012 Screwballs
If God told you something, and you're still an atheist, you're either insane or really, really stupid. Originally posted by Lucretius
"Years ago, I mean decades ago, I read a quote about politicians performing quid pro quo favors for campaign cash, and whether or not we could prove it. The guy who was quoted opined that it was difficult to determine. He noted that in many cases, the payoff might not take the form of votes on legislative action -- those might be detectable, and so are avoided -- but could take subtler forms, like the question that is never asked at a hearing.
The media's doing a terrific job of not asking questions it doesn't want to know the answer to. It doesn't ask these questions in bulk, and the great volume of questions it doesn't ask makes it cheap to not ask questions.
And it passes these savings on to you, the customer." Ace
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July 16th 2012, 10:25 PM #20
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Male - AtheistRe: July 2012 Screwballs
So if Jesus told you to kill a baby, WOULD YOU DO IT?
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July 16th 2012, 10:28 PM #21
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Female - ChristianRe: July 2012 Screwballs
Question: Why did Jesus ask me to kill a baby? Originally posted by Lucretius
Followup question: Whose baby is it?
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July 16th 2012, 10:36 PM #22
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Originally posted by Andius
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July 16th 2012, 10:41 PM #23
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Male - AtheistRe: July 2012 Screwballs
Answer the question. Jesus tells you to obey him. He gives you an innocent baby and a sword, and commands you to slit the baby's throat. WOULD YOU DO IT? Originally posted by thewriteranon
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July 16th 2012, 10:45 PM #24
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Female - ChristianRe: July 2012 Screwballs
I can't handle a sword. I'm quite small. I'm not so sure this is Jesus speaking if he just handed me a sword. Originally posted by Lucretius
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July 16th 2012, 10:50 PM #25
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Male - AtheistRe: July 2012 Screwballs
Would you kill a baby if Jesus ordered you to do it, and the only explination he gives you is "because I'm God and you MUST obey"? Originally posted by thewriteranon
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July 16th 2012, 10:52 PM #26
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Male - ChristianRe: July 2012 Screwballs
Have you stopped beating your wife? Originally posted by Lucretius
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July 16th 2012, 10:54 PM #27
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Female - ChristianRe: July 2012 Screwballs
I don't know what an "explination" is. It's not in my dictionary. Originally posted by Lucretius
(Keep asking stupid questions and you will keep getting stupid answers, for the record.)
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July 16th 2012, 10:55 PM #28
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Male - ChristianRe: July 2012 Screwballs
If you're asking that, it's because you're an idiot. You probably also ask questions such as: "What is fire?" "What am the sky?" and "How does eat food?" Originally posted by Lucretius
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July 16th 2012, 10:55 PM #29
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Male - ChristianRe: July 2012 Screwballs
Your challenge fails either way. The question was already popped to old Abe, his kid came off walking either way. Originally posted by Lucretius
Got any more emotional diatribes to toss at us? I yearn for a real challange.
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July 16th 2012, 10:56 PM #30
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Male - AtheistRe: July 2012 Screwballs
You have to obey God. It's right there in the bible. So would you kill a baby if he told you to?
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