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July 1st 2012, 08:05 PM #16
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Female - ChristianRe: July 2012 Screwballs
I guess I can say... chicks dig me.
Nochyu mokraya ptitsa nikogda ne letaet.
A wet bird never flies at night. -unknown [old Russian proverb]
Eudyptes: you are....as usual....100% correct
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July 1st 2012, 09:23 PM #17
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Male - ChristianRe: July 2012 Screwballs
Syntax fail for the thing I saw on Facebook tonight that said "Satan, I have a savior who is as strong as you are weak, come at me bro."
Okay, I finally have a blog.
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July 1st 2012, 09:25 PM #18
Strawberry milk FTW!
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Male - ChristianRe: July 2012 Screwballs
Originally posted by Rayado
Not to mention that if his saviour is only as strong as Satan is weak, then he's in pretty serious trouble.
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July 1st 2012, 10:09 PM #19
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Male - ChristianRe: July 2012 Screwballs
That's the fail. It's not what the poster meant, but it's what she wound up saying. Originally posted by Chrawnus
Not to mention that if his saviour is only as strong as Satan is weak, then he's in pretty serious trouble.Okay, I finally have a blog.
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July 1st 2012, 10:39 PM #20
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Male - ChristianRe: July 2012 Screwballs
Subbin.
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July 1st 2012, 11:25 PM #21
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Male - ChristianRe: July 2012 Screwballs
Screwball to all those posting about subbing when they could simply go to Thread Tools > Subscribe to this Thread.
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July 1st 2012, 11:32 PM #22
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Male - evangelicalRe: July 2012 Screwballs
I think SarahB should start hitting on Manwe to give him a taste of his own medicine.
"Everybody wants to go to heaven. They just don't want God to be there when they get there." Paul Washer
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July 2nd 2012, 04:29 AM #23
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Male - ChristianRe: July 2012 Screwballs
Personally, I just really like using the Originally posted by Soyeong
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July 2nd 2012, 08:31 AM #24
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Male - ChristianRe: July 2012 Screwballs
Well just look at you with your technological competence. Originally posted by Soyeong
"I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."
"So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought."
-Frodo and Gandalf the Grey in Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
"Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire."
-The Talmud, quoted in Schindler's List
"Many folk like to know beforehand what is to be set on the table; but those who have labored to prepare the feast like to keep their secret; for wonder makes the words of praise louder."
Gandalf the White in Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
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July 2nd 2012, 10:15 AM #25
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Male - ChristianRe: July 2012 Screwballs
It's Manwe we're talking about here. Originally posted by Teluog
Probably safer to divide by zero.
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July 2nd 2012, 12:30 PM #26
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Male - ChristianRe: July 2012 Screwballs
gary cook on the question "Is baptism a requirement for salvation?":
Originally posted by gary cook
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July 2nd 2012, 02:02 PM #27
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Male - ChristianRe: July 2012 Screwballs
Holy Gnosticism and Grammar Fail, Batman! Originally posted by One Bad Pig
"I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."
"So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought."
-Frodo and Gandalf the Grey in Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
"Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire."
-The Talmud, quoted in Schindler's List
"Many folk like to know beforehand what is to be set on the table; but those who have labored to prepare the feast like to keep their secret; for wonder makes the words of praise louder."
Gandalf the White in Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
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July 2nd 2012, 02:46 PM #28
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Male - ToonistRe: July 2012 Screwballs
I can't make this stuff up.
One of my "you may be a fundy atheist" listings says:
"You insist that "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence", then claim that Jesus never existed."
I have a reasonably polite Skeptic writing me right now...who just sent an email both with the ECREE dictum quoted as though gospel, AND a suggestion that Jesus did not exist.
http://www.tektoonics.com
Due to rampant stupidity by Skeptics, and time issues, I'm only going to be on TWeb in my own (tektonics.org) section from now on. Deal with it.
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July 2nd 2012, 03:12 PM #29
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Male - ChristianRe: July 2012 Screwballs
Unconfirmed reports have come into our news office saying that Satan has replied to this provocation saying, "HRmmbabrbarrrgh!", which roughly translates to, "I'd love to, but I'm chained up and have a gag in my mouth." Originally posted by Chrawnus
Not to mention that if his saviour is only as strong as Satan is weak, then he's in pretty serious trouble.
***Rest in peace, Curtmudgeon!***
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Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'
'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'
The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien
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July 2nd 2012, 03:14 PM #30
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Male - ChristianRe: July 2012 Screwballs
You need an independent corroborative opinion. Has Mike Licona agreed with you? Originally posted by SarahB
***Rest in peace, Curtmudgeon!***
"I hate Manwe's posts because I hate babies and America." --Augustine2004, August 6, 2011
Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'
'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'
The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien
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