How INTERNATIONAL is Tweb?

[Raphael]

I'm a South African who is metamorphosing into an Kiwi.


just need to apply for citizenship (can't afford the $1200 for me, my wife and my eldest daughter just yet.....the younger 3 are all Kiwis).

[DesertBerean]

1,200 a person?????

[Raphael]

1,200 a person?????

Nah, just under NZ$500/adult and just over NZ$200/child.

[Sparko]

Nah, just under NZ$500/adult and just over NZ$200/child.

wait. You have to PAY to be a citizen? Nice racket.

[Catholicity]

I live in Oz.

[rogue06]

I've been a Georgianite for 40 some years. We've been keeping the Alabamastanis in check for over a century. You're welcome.

[Sparko]

I've been a Georgianite for 40 some years. We've been keeping the Alabamastanis in check for over a century. You're welcome.

Is that why you guys started the Zombie, er, Walking Dead Apocalypse in Atlanta?

[rogue06]

Is that why you guys started the Zombie, er, Walking Dead Apocalypse in Atlanta?

Most folks don't notice 'em. They assume they're tourists from Alabamastan (same hygiene).

[Christianbookworm]

Most folks don't notice 'em. They assume they're tourists from Alabamastan (same hygiene).

I MAY be from Alabama! (don't want to affirm or deny where I live...)

[rogue06]

I MAY be from Alabama! (don't want to affirm or deny where I live...)

If you are then escape while you still can.

[mossrose]

wait. You have to PAY to be a citizen? Nice racket.

I think you also can't become a citizen there unless one or more of your parents are New Zealish.

At least that is what my New Zealish brother-in-law told me once. I think.

[Teallaura]

Most folks don't notice 'em. They assume they're tourists from Alabamastan (same hygiene).

Zombies are all from Georgia - same smell, same fashion and same intelligence.

[Sparko]

I think you also can't become a citizen there unless one or more of your parents are New Zealish.

At least that is what my New Zealish brother-in-law told me once. I think.

Was he a hobbit?

[mossrose]

Was he a hobbit?

No. He was a Canadian by then.

[Teallaura]

Hobbit was probably the better option....






Wait, he moved from WARM NZ to CANADA?!?!?!?!? Never mind - hobbit would DEFINITELY been the better option!!!!!!!!!!!!!