Real Men are Tofu eating vegetarians . ..

[Xru]

I'm starting this tread as SoyMan is off scrambling Tofu for breakfast.

The proposition is "Real Men are Tofu Eating Vegetarians."

As an example of a Real Man I propose Arnold "I'll have any woman willing" Schwarzenegger.

Now Real Men can get behind the "I'll have any woman willing" part . . . but can they get behind the Tofu. Well just look at Arnold . . . those big muscles. His big ego . . . his bulging . . . pectoralis major (shame on you for having a dirty mind).

Tofu is brain food too. This is obvious because Arnold went from being a muscle bound party favor boy to the Governor of the pot smoking state of California. Is this smart or not. His first stroke of brilliance was marrying Marie Shriver . . . that probably had a lot to do with it. After he was done with his two terms as Govenor of California he was done with Marie too.

When asked why he had had an affair with the maid and then brought his illegitimate son to live with Marie and the kids in his California home he said, "Duh . . . why not. What's wrong with dat."

You too can have this intellectual acumen. Just be a Tofu eating vegetarian.

[micah719]

Actually, I eat very healthy.......I eat only vegetarians* now; they're extra tasty when fried in bacon fat with a side dish of tofu and bean sprouts.




(* Cows are vegetarians....)

[rogue06]

Bacon. You don't need any rationalizations or excuses.

[Soyeong]

Bacon. You don't need any rationalizations or excuses.

You only have a 430 page thread full rationalizations and excuses, but who needs them?

[rogue06]

You only have a 430 page thread full rationalizations and excuses, but who needs them?

The soy has clogged your brain. Those are celebration of the goodness that is bacon not rationalizations or excuses

Most folks don't have to be talked into eating bacon. Most folks don't need to be tricked into eating bacon. You don't have to disguise bacon as something else in order to get them to eat it. You don't have to make bacon taste like something else in order to get them to eat it.

Case in point, you'll never find soy-flavored bacon but bacon-flavored soy is common.

[Soyeong]

Most folks don't have to be talked into eating bacon. Most folks don't need to be tricked into eating bacon. You don't have to disguise bacon as something else in order to get them to eat it. You don't have to make bacon taste like something else in order to get them to eat it.

Case in point, you'll never find soy-flavored bacon but bacon-flavored soy is common.

Ya, ya, I've heard all of those excuses before, no need to bring them here.

[Jedidiah]

The proposition is "Real Men are Tofu Eating Vegetarians."

If you got to eat rotten soy beans to be a "Real Man" I will content myself with being who I am. I sort of like me.

[Andius]

I recently tried this tofu soup in a taiwanese restaurant close to where I live. I was incredibly surprised how super tasty it was!

Officially reconfirming my manhood. Tofu in soup is such a magical texture to the taste buds. ^^

[Jedidiah]

Real "Men" don't much care what others say "Real Men do or don't do. Have you ever followed a wounded bear into the willow brush? If not don't bug me about what "real men" do.