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      Where he met 7 little dwarves who mined for bacon.

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      Goldilocks, after seeing the little pigs building the straw house, decided to try and enlist the help of Robin Hood, so she sent a smoke signal message to him. She felt he was the best shot with a bow and arrow to.....
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      But the big bad wold ate robin hood. Golidlocks was so mad that she tricked the wolf into sleeping in the bear's bed and they ate the wolf. And the 3 pigs then shot the bears and made rugs out of them.

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      The rugs were placed around the fire place and a lovely aged Shiraz wine was poured into glasses...th_romanticdin.gif, Goldilocks fell in love with the largest pig and joined him by the fire. After a little while she decided to ask the Moose who poked his head through the door to see what was going on to, free-character-smileys-175.gif find the weakest pig and BBQ him so that she could have some bacon for breakfast. The Moose, who was really a goose.....
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      ...laid a golden egg, and goldielocks fried it up along with some bacon for breakfast. Oops, there went her hubby, but he was delicious! Then goldielocks went on a killing spree with Rumplestilstkin and Snow White.

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      Quote Originally posted by Sparko View Post
      laid a golden egg, and goldielocks fried it up along with some bacon for breakfast. Oops, there went her hubby, but he was delicious! Then goldielocks went on a killing spree with Rumplestilstkin and Snow White.
      So Tim Burton gets involved and hollywood pays him billions to make a movie
      PATER aeterne, offero tibi Corpus et Sanguinem, animam et divinitatem dilectissimi Filii Tui, Domini nostri, Iesu Christi, in propitiatione pro peccatis nostris et totius mundi. PRO DOLOROSA Eius passione, miserere nobis et totius mundi.

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      Rumplestilskin, fell in love with Snow White, but alas, he could never find her as she was so white and they lived in the middle of a ski resort, named Big White and she blended in so beautifully with the scenery. Goldielocks was in despair as her new friend kept disappearing and blending in with the scenery around them......
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      Quote Originally posted by Astra49 View Post
      Rumplestilskin, fell in love with Snow White, but alas, he could never find her as she was so white and they lived in the middle of a ski resort, named Big White and she blended in so beautifully with the scenery. Goldielocks was in despair as her new friend kept disappearing and blending in with the scenery around them......
      So she got some spray paint and now her friend is called Coal Black.

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