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August 7th 2012, 03:38 PM #211
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Male - ChristianRe: August 2012 Screwballs
Screwball to South African gold medalist Cameron van der Burgh for cheating in his win:
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August 7th 2012, 06:47 PM #212
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Female - ChristianRe: August 2012 Screwballs
Screwball to the girl in the Wal Mart today with the "Let's Get Wasted!" t-shirt.
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August 7th 2012, 07:08 PM #213
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Male - ChristianRe: August 2012 Screwballs
I once saw somebody wear a T-shirt to church that would get me modded for reposting here.
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Screwball to the girl in the Wal Mart today with the "Let's Get Wasted!" t-shirt.
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August 7th 2012, 08:26 PM #214
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Male - ChristianRe: August 2012 Screwballs
Before I lived where I currently am (everyone who lives here is a Christian, by the way, and we have a large portrait of Jesus over the fireplace), my friends had another friend over (who is apparently involved in the porn industry in some respect, I don't know the guy) and he comes in wearing a t-shirt that says "I love Jesus" with "Jesus" crossed out and written under it instead a certain sexual act Originally posted by KingsGambit
אָמַר לוֹ יֵשׁוּעַ: אֲנִי הַדֶּרֶךְ וְהָאֱמֶת וְהַחַיִּים. אֵין אִישׁ בָּא אֶל הָאָב אֶלָּא דַּרְכִּי
✡ "Yeshua said, 'I AM the Way -- and the Truth and the Life; no one comes to the Father except through me.'" ✡ - Yochanan 14:6
כֻּלָּ֨נוּ֙ כַּצֹּ֣אן תָּעִ֔ינוּ אִ֥ישׁ לְדַרְכֹּ֖ו פָּנִ֑ינוּ וַֽיהוָה֙ הִפְגִּ֣יעַ בֹּ֔ו אֵ֖ת עֲוֹ֥ן כֻּלָּֽנוּ׃
✡ "We all, like sheep, went astray; we turned, each one, to his own way; yet ADONAI laid on him the guilt of all of us.'' ✡ - Yesha'yahu 53:6
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August 7th 2012, 11:21 PM #215
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Male - ChristianRe: August 2012 Screwballs
One of the strangest and more beastial spam emails I received....I'm not even sure how they got the email address considering I never use it for anything:
YOUNG FREAKS going wild certification and desperate in a pig bed
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Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'
'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'
The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien
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August 8th 2012, 12:27 AM #216
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Male - ChristianRe: August 2012 Screwballs
Desperate in a Pig Bed sounds like a short story
Prolonged Trauma Damages the Parts of the Brain that Handle Language!
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August 8th 2012, 12:28 AM #217
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Female - ChristianRe: August 2012 Screwballs
Originally posted by Hamster
I'll put it in The Pile.
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August 8th 2012, 12:43 AM #218
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Pigs in a Blanket: The John Loftus Story
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Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'
'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'
The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien
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August 8th 2012, 03:36 AM #219
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Female - ChristianRe: August 2012 Screwballs
That second one sounds like the guy who wrote the post needs to do a followup titled: "Why I am a Stupid Hippie" Originally posted by jpholding
Leela crack corn and I don't care, Frye crack corn, I still don't care, Bender crack corn, and he is GREAT! Take that, you stu-pid corn!
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August 8th 2012, 04:29 AM #220
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Male - ChristianRe: August 2012 Screwballs
Be nice, there may be stupid hippies reading. Originally posted by OfficialPro
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August 8th 2012, 08:25 AM #221
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Stupid hippies can't read. Originally posted by KingsGambit
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August 8th 2012, 09:26 AM #222
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Male - ChristianRe: August 2012 Screwballs
More like: "Why I Am A Supercilious, Preening Twit." Originally posted by OfficialPro
Crab Battle
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August 8th 2012, 10:20 AM #223
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Male - ChristianRe: August 2012 Screwballs
The rest of the post shows a profound misunderstanding of Orthodoxy (and Orthodox asceticism in particular), but this takes the cake. Originally posted by apostoli
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August 8th 2012, 10:24 AM #224
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Male - TrinitarianRe: August 2012 Screwballs
Whag has actually apologized so I rescind my earlier screwball.
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August 8th 2012, 10:59 AM #225
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Good on him. Originally posted by ApologiaPhoenix
Crab Battle
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Words uttered to incite an all in brawl. Whoever says the words 'Crab Battle' will usually be spear tackled to the ground by anyone else present, and all parties will then engage in a fight to the death.
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