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    If my kids decide they're going to rebel when they get a little older, how are they going to do it? I mean, by that point Dad will have been listening to death metal (as one example) for quite some time. Am I going to catch them hiding boy band albums?

    "I will not have this crap in my house. You will now listen to the complete Vader discography."
    I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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    They'll listen to classical music? Gregorian chants?
    If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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    • #3
      http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0093.html
      Curiosity never hurt anyone. It was stupidity that killed the cat.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Zymologist View Post
        If my kids decide they're going to rebel when they get a little older, how are they going to do it? I mean, by that point Dad will have been listening to death metal (as one example) for quite some time. Am I going to catch them hiding boy band albums?

        "I will not have this crap in my house. You will now listen to the complete Vader discography."
        they will listen to AUDIOBOOKS!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post
          They'll listen to classical music? Gregorian chants?
          Worse. Barry Manilow.
          Enter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. – St. John Chrysostom

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post
            They'll listen to classical music? Gregorian chants?
            Nah, chant's ok. If they really want to piss me off, they'll listen to boy pop.
            I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
              Worse. Barry Manilow.
              That's going a little far.
              "I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard Ravenhill

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                they will listen to AUDIOBOOKS!
                I've tried some audiobooks. For the most part, they just read so dang slow that I get impatient and want to read the thing myself.
                I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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                • #9
                  As a parent, I don't think anything would upset me more than a new wave of polka with over-the-top profane lyrics. On the other hand, at least with the profanity I would be able to justify banning it from the house.
                  "I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard Ravenhill

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by KingsGambit View Post
                    As a parent, I don't think anything would upset me more than a new wave of polka with over-the-top profane lyrics. On the other hand, at least with the profanity I would be able to justify banning it from the house.
                    Profane polka...it probably exists somewhere.
                    I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Zymologist View Post
                      Profane polka...it probably exists somewhere.
                      This implies that polka isn't already profane.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Cerebrum123 View Post
                        This implies that polka isn't already profane.
                        Hey now, Weird Al loves him some polka.
                        Enter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. – St. John Chrysostom

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                        • #13
                          When all the men were in the living room watching football on Thanksgiving, my son was in the kitchen helping the ladies with the pies and such. Not cool! Thankfully I found a Playboy under his mattress when he was thirteen - I pretended to be mad, but secretly...
                          Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by seer View Post
                            When all the men were in the living room watching football on Thanksgiving, my son was in the kitchen helping the ladies with the pies and such. Not cool! Thankfully I found a Playboy under his mattress when he was thirteen - I pretended to be mad, but secretly...
                            I'd do anything to get out of watching football, too.
                            Curiosity never hurt anyone. It was stupidity that killed the cat.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by QuantaFille View Post
                              I'd do anything to get out of watching football, too.
                              Yeah, but you're a girl, so....
                              Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

                              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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