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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparko View Post
    Don't let the cutsey face fool you. He is doing this on purpose.
    have you tried exorcism?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christianbookworm View Post
    Dogs have the cognitive capacity equivalent of a young human toddler and thus are incapable of actually being evil. He's just a senile dog that can't hold it anymore.
    Ha!

    I recorded his barking when he was in the cage this morning and ran it through Google Translate for Animals.

    This is what he said:

    "Let me out of this *bleeping* cage right now and FEED ME or I swear I am going to pee on you tonight when you are asleep, you *bleeping* *bleep* *bleep* *BEEEEEEEEEP*"

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikewhitney View Post
    have you tried exorcism?
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    Quote Originally Posted by One Bad Pig View Post
    I just leave (dry) food out for my cat. She doesn't overeat.
    We feed our cats wet food with a little dry sometimes. They are the rottenest cats. But I think they believe they are dogs. They even lick you to death and act like you are a chew toy (I don't know how they manage to be gentle with those canines) And then one instead of being a lap cat lays next to you with his belly out stretched to be scratched. and they play fetch....... Of course it should be noted that the kind of cat I have (mostly Abyssinian) is noted in cat and dog circles for being "the Border Collie of the Cat World" They even try to heard family in the same room and steal meat from your fingers. especially jerky and chicken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catholicity View Post
    We feed our cats wet food with a little dry sometimes. They are the rottenest cats. But I think they believe they are dogs. They even lick you to death and act like you are a chew toy (I don't know how they manage to be gentle with those canines) And then one instead of being a lap cat lays next to you with his belly out stretched to be scratched. and they play fetch....... Of course it should be noted that the kind of cat I have (mostly Abyssinian) is noted in cat and dog circles for being "the Border Collie of the Cat World" They even try to heard family in the same room and steal meat from your fingers. especially jerky and chicken.
    This is a dog thread. No cats allowed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catholicity View Post
    We feed our cats wet food with a little dry sometimes. They are the rottenest cats. But I think they believe they are dogs. They even lick you to death and act like you are a chew toy (I don't know how they manage to be gentle with those canines) And then one instead of being a lap cat lays next to you with his belly out stretched to be scratched. and they play fetch....... Of course it should be noted that the kind of cat I have (mostly Abyssinian) is noted in cat and dog circles for being "the Border Collie of the Cat World" They even try to heard family in the same room and steal meat from your fingers. especially jerky and chicken.
    My cat plays fetch. She's a little hazy on the concept of returning the object all the way back to me, though. If she drops it half-way, she expects me to go pick it up from there and throw it again. In certain moods, she'll bite.
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    I was speaking about a mysterious hybrid animal It appears to be a cat, but acts like a dog, it even sort of has a "bark meow" from time to time. Never let outer disguises fool you, here's is one of said mystery creatures. IMG_20170811_002010.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparko View Post
    Ha!

    I recorded his barking when he was in the cage this morning and ran it through Google Translate for Animals.

    This is what he said:

    "Let me out of this *bleeping* cage right now and FEED ME or I swear I am going to pee on you tonight when you are asleep, you *bleeping* *bleep* *bleep* *BEEEEEEEEEP*"
    You never share even a scrap from your bacon vaults, right?

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    Everyone already knows CATS are evil. duh.

    This is about a dog being evil. It is unheard of since the time of Cujo and he was sick.

    Oh no! I wonder if Taz has been possessed by the spirit of a CAT???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparko View Post
    Everyone already knows CATS are evil. duh.
    Dogs_Vs_Cats.jpg

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