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  • #16
    Originally posted by Catholicity View Post
    We feed our cats wet food with a little dry sometimes. They are the rottenest cats. But I think they believe they are dogs. They even lick you to death and act like you are a chew toy (I don't know how they manage to be gentle with those canines) And then one instead of being a lap cat lays next to you with his belly out stretched to be scratched. and they play fetch....... Of course it should be noted that the kind of cat I have (mostly Abyssinian) is noted in cat and dog circles for being "the Border Collie of the Cat World" They even try to heard family in the same room and steal meat from your fingers. especially jerky and chicken.
    My cat plays fetch. She's a little hazy on the concept of returning the object all the way back to me, though. If she drops it half-way, she expects me to go pick it up from there and throw it again. In certain moods, she'll bite.
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    • #17
      I was speaking about a mysterious hybrid animal It appears to be a cat, but acts like a dog, it even sort of has a "bark meow" from time to time. Never let outer disguises fool you, here's is one of said mystery creatures. IMG_20170811_002010.jpg
      A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
      George Bernard Shaw

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Sparko View Post
        Ha!

        I recorded his barking when he was in the cage this morning and ran it through Google Translate for Animals.

        This is what he said:

        "Let me out of this *bleeping* cage right now and FEED ME or I swear I am going to pee on you tonight when you are asleep, you *bleeping* *bleep* *bleep* *BEEEEEEEEEP*"
        You never share even a scrap from your bacon vaults, right?

        I'm always still in trouble again

        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
        "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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        • #19
          Everyone already knows CATS are evil. duh.

          This is about a dog being evil. It is unheard of since the time of Cujo and he was sick.

          Oh no! I wonder if Taz has been possessed by the spirit of a CAT???

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Sparko View Post
            Everyone already knows CATS are evil. duh.
            Dogs_Vs_Cats.jpg

            I'm always still in trouble again

            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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            • #21
              Cats are better.


              Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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              • #22
                My dog thinks he's a cat.
                If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by mossrose View Post
                  Cats are better.
                  At being evil.

                  I'm always still in trouble again

                  "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                  "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                  "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                    At being evil.
                    They lack the cognitive capacity! They're just scared that the bumbling giant human might hurt them.
                    If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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                    • #25
                      Pure, unadulterated, concentrated evil.

                      I'm always still in trouble again

                      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                      "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                        At being evil.
                        At everything.


                        Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by mossrose View Post
                          At everything evil.
                          FIFY n/c

                          I'm always still in trouble again

                          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                          "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                          • #28
                            are you all still talking about cats? This thread is a cat free zone.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                              At being evil.
                              Like Disastro in Atomic Puppet, or Evil the Cat from Earthworm Jim.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                                are you all still talking about cats? This thread is a cat free zone.

                                I'm always still in trouble again

                                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                                "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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