The Corrupted Wish Game - reborn

[Teallaura]

I wish Zym would make his wish already.

[Zymologist]

I wish Zym would make his wish already.

Granted, but my wish is that the animal in your avatar would quit running already and take a break. Goodness, it must be exhausted.

[Teallaura]

Granted, the teal deer stops to poop on your lawn - unfortunately, teal deer poop in magenta.


I wish I could make a living catering.

[fm93]

Granted. Unfortunately, the catering refuses to listen to authority and runs around wreaking havoc on society.

I wish Zymologist's avatar would shave. It must be exhausting carrying that heavy mustache around all the time.

[Zymologist]

Granted. Unfortunately, the catering refuses to listen to authority and runs around wreaking havoc on society.

I wish Zymologist's avatar would shave. It must be exhausting carrying that heavy mustache around all the time.

Granted, but the avatar is so manly that the mustache grows back instantly.

I wish I could grow a mustache without looking like a doofus.

[Spartacus]

Granted, but only so long as you spend 3 hours a day grooming and trimming it.

I could find gainful employment that suits my talents and inclinations.

[QuantaFille]

Granted, but you work 80+ hours/week with no vacation time or benefits.

I wish transatlantic flights were a lot cheaper.

[Sparko]

Granted, but you work 80+ hours/week with no vacation time or benefits.

I wish transatlantic flights were a lot cheaper.

Granted, but when you find out the name of the blimp is "Hindenberg II" you decide to pay the extra fare for a jet.

I wish I would win the lottery.

[QuantaFille]

Granted. You win $10 on a scratch-off.

I wish I would win more than £1,000,000 (2014 GBP) in the lottery.

[Zymologist]

Granted. You win $10 on a scratch-off.

I wish I would win more than £1,000,000 (2014 GBP) in the lottery.

Granted, but it's all in coins and you have to swim in it every day like Scrooge McDuck.

I wish I could burp. (No, really, I do.)

[Spartacus]

Granted. Now you can't stop.

I wish for cookies.

[Teallaura]

Granted, but they are those fiber cookies dieters sometimes eat - or use as door stops.

I wish I had an ice cream machine...

[Zymologist]

Granted, but they are those fiber cookies dieters sometimes eat - or use as door stops.

I wish I had an ice cream machine...

Granted, but it can only make one flavor: ketchup.

I wish the USPS wasn't so slow.

[Teallaura]

Granted, but now they're so fast that sheer momentum keeps them from delivering to the right address and it takes three days longer just to sort things out again.

I wish I had a hot dog stand to go with my ketchup flavored ice cream...

[QuantaFille]

Granted. You now have a little stand that holds a hot dog, like a plate stand but for displaying hot dogs. It looks lovely on your countertop.

I wish my husband didn't have such awfully smelly farts.