The Corrupted Wish Game - reborn

[Spartacus]

Granted, you wishes can now come true, only corrupted, so you now have an even worse cold than Catholicity.

I wish I could fly whenever I wanted at whatever speed I wanted with perfect maneuverability while suffering no ill-effects from exposure, pollution, altitude or lack of air.

Granted, but only underwater.

I wish I had Spider-man's super-powers.

[Sparko]

Granted, you wishes can now come true, only corrupted, so you now have an even worse cold than Catholicity.

I wish I could fly whenever I wanted at whatever speed I wanted with perfect maneuverability while suffering no ill-effects from exposure, pollution, altitude or lack of air.

Poof. You are a rocket ship. at least until you run out of fuel.

I wish I had the perfect incorruptible wish.

[Ben Zwycky]

Poof. You are a rocket ship. at least until you run out of fuel.

I wish I had the perfect incorruptible wish.

Granted, you have it for a whole ten thousandth of a second then forget what it was forever.

I wish I could inspire many people to improve themselves.

[Spartacus]

Granted, you have it for a whole ten thousandth of a second then forget what it was forever.

I wish I could inspire many people to improve themselves.

Granted. They improve themselves by removing themselves from your presence, and telling other people to do the same. You're alone forever.

I wish I had five more wishes.

[Ben Zwycky]

Granted. They improve themselves by removing themselves from your presence, and telling other people to do the same. You're alone forever.

I wish I had five more wishes.

Granted, but they can only be used while falling from a 1,000-ft cliff into a crocodile pit, and can only be used to make your situation worse.

I wish I was living in the New Jerusalem.

[Raphael]

Granted, but they can only be used while falling from a 1,000-ft cliff into a crocodile pit, and can only be used to make your situation worse.

I wish I was living in the New Jerusalem.

Granted, you are now living when Jerusalem was new.

I wish clouds hadn't obscured the blood moon just as the eclipse went full.

[Spartacus]

Granted, you are now living when Jerusalem was new.

I wish clouds hadn't obscured the blood moon just as the eclipse went full.

Granted. It was obscured by a massive explosion from a nuclear blast.

I wish the eschaton were immanentized.

[fm93]

Granted. The end of the world has now arriv

[Sparko]

Granted. The end of the world has now arriv

...to be continued next week, same time, same channel.

[Catholicity]

...to be continued next week, same time, same channel.

Granted but now you're stuck inside 1960's television forever
I wish my feet would stop swelling.

[Teallaura]

Granted, now your legs are swelling and you can't get your pants on.


I wish I weren't so tired.

[Ben Zwycky]

Granted, you are now as hyperactive as a squirrel wearing multiple caffeine patches; you can't sit still, can't concentrate on anything and are constantly running into walls, doors, trees, fences and lamp-posts.

I wish I was better at getting the things I want to do done.

[Teallaura]

Granted, but none of them turn out the way you want them too - and all the explosives go off in your face.

I wish I had a secretary.

[Sparko]

Granted, but none of them turn out the way you want them too - and all the explosives go off in your face.

I wish I had a secretary.

Granted. But your secretary is Rogue06 who reveals everything about you to wikileaks.

I wish this thread was over with.

[Teallaura]

Granted, but you have to take Rogue as your secretary for it to actually end.

I wish cat food were free.