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The Corrupted Wish Game - reborn

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  • Originally posted by QuantaFille View Post
    Granted. You now have a little stand that holds a hot dog, like a plate stand but for displaying hot dogs. It looks lovely on your countertop.

    I wish my husband didn't have such awfully smelly farts.
    Granted, but now they're as loud as a foghorn.

    I wish for more ideas about funny things to wish for.
    Don't call it a comeback. It's a riposte.

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    • Granted. Now this thread is the only thing you ever think about.

      I wish I had a nice snack to eat right about now.
      Curiosity never hurt anyone. It was stupidity that killed the cat.

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      • Granted, but roasted rat is your snack! 😈

        I wish my that my rum won't be swiped by Cap'n Sparko (mangy pirate!!).
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        • Originally posted by Andius View Post
          Granted, but roasted rat is your snack! ��

          I wish my that my rum won't be swiped by Cap'n Sparko (mangy pirate!!).
          Granted, but now he steals your bacon.

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          • Originally posted by Cerebrum123 View Post
            Granted, but now he steals your bacon.



            Your unspoken wish is granted, but ____________________.

            I wish I had tasty, edible pizza that I was allowed and able to eat.
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            • Granted, unfortunately, it comes to life and eats you.

              I wish I earned more money.
              "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

              "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

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              • Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
                Granted, unfortunately, it comes to life and eats you.

                I wish I earned more money.
                Granted, but now you have to watch Mo' Money once a day for the rest of your life.

                I wish that Dilbert was a real person, and that my office cubicle was next to his.
                I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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                • Originally posted by Zymologist View Post
                  Granted, but now you have to watch Mo' Money once a day for the rest of your life.

                  I wish that Dilbert was a real person, and that my office cubicle was next to his.
                  Granted, but now you have to deal with the rest of the characters, like Catbert, Dogbert, etc.

                  I wish I had another HDMI cable so I could have my PC and PS3 hooked up to my tv at the same time.

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                  • Originally posted by Cerebrum123 View Post
                    Granted, but now you have to deal with the rest of the characters, like Catbert, Dogbert, etc.

                    I wish I had another HDMI cable so I could have my PC and PS3 hooked up to my tv at the same time.
                    Granted, but you must choose between a 2-ft cable, or a 50-ft cable. No in-betweens.

                    I wish for more beef jerky.
                    I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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                    • Granted, but it is of the hyper spicy kind!

                      I wants my bacon BACK!!
                      Ladino, Guatemalan, Hispanic, and Latin, but foremostly, Christian.
                      As of the 1st of December, 2020, officially anointed as this:

                      "Seinfeld had its Soup Nazi. Tweb has its Taco Nazi." - Rogue06 , https://theologyweb.com/campus/forum...e3#post1210559

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                      • Originally posted by Andius View Post
                        Granted, but it is of the hyper spicy kind!

                        I wants my bacon BACK!!
                        Granted, but I doubt you will eat it now that it's been, "recycled".

                        I wish I had all the characters in Marvel Avengers Alliance.

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