The Corrupted Wish Game - reborn

[Sparko]

Granted, but if you look this gift horse in the mouth, your perfect teeth will look like the horse's instead.

I wish that people couldn't be admitted to college unless they know the difference between citing a source and sighting one.

Granted but then nobody is every admitted to college again.

I wish I had a dollar.

[Spartacus]

Granted but then nobody is every admitted to college again.

I wish I had a dollar.

Granted, but the U.S. economic system collapses, and all American currency becomes worthless.

I wish I had good post-graduation plans.

[Teallaura]

Granted, but because the economy just collapsed, you're going into the water runoff containment excavation business.

I wish Spart had a pony.

[Ben Zwycky]

Granted, but because the economy just collapsed, you're going into the water runoff containment excavation business.

I wish Spart had a pony.

Granted, However it's jealous of your perfect teeth and just kicked you in the mouth.

I wish my wife had more close friends.

[Sparko]

Granted, However it's jealous of your perfect teeth and just kicked you in the mouth.

I wish my wife had more close friends.

Granted. Your wife turns into a magnet and her friends turn into iron and get stuck to her.

I wish I won the lottery for $250 million dollars and didn't have to share it with anyone and nothing bad happened to me or anyone else.

[JonathanL]

Granted. Your wife turns into a magnet and her friends turn into iron and get stuck to her.

I wish I won the lottery for $250 million dollars and didn't have to share it with anyone and nothing bad happened to me or anyone else.

Granted, but the whole world decides to change to a barter type economic system, rendering your money worthless.



I wish that I would be able come up with a good wish.

[Sparko]

Granted, but the whole world decides to change to a barter type economic system, rendering your money worthless.



I wish that I would be able come up with a good wish.

Granted, you wish for me to have all the bacon I can eat. Thanks.

I wish for world peace.

[JonathanL]

Granted, you wish for me to have all the bacon I can eat. Thanks.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. All wars cease because humanity destroys itself.


I wish that people would learn the difference between your and you're and there, their and they're.

[Zymologist]

Granted. All wars cease because humanity destroys itself.


I wish that people would learn the difference between your and you're and there, their and they're.

Granted, but now they mispel evry uther werd insted.

I wish CD shelves weren't so expensive.

[Sparko]

Granted, but now they mispel evry uther werd insted.

I wish CD shelves weren't so expensive.

Granted. but that's only because nobody buys CDs anymore. sheesh what century are you living in?

I wish Mickiel would get some sense.

[MaxVel]

Granted. but that's only because nobody buys CDs anymore. sheesh what century are you living in?

I wish Mickiel would get some sense.

Granted, but now Cow Poke doesn't make any sense.

I wish summer holidays would never end.

[Zymologist]

Granted, but now Cow Poke doesn't make any sense.

I wish summer holidays would never end.

Granted, but you spend the whole summer working on campus anyway.

I wish the person who responds to me doesn't corrupt my wish.

[Ben Zwycky]

Granted, but you spend the whole summer working on campus anyway.

I wish the person who responds to me doesn't corrupt my wish.

Granted, your wish is entirely self-corrupting.

I wish I was a wiser man.

[Spartacus]

Granted, your wish is entirely self-corrupting.

I wish I was a wiser man.

Granted, but the wisdom comes at the cost of immense suffering, and you die soon after gaining that wisdom.

I wish I could speak every language.

[Sparko]

Granted, but the wisdom comes at the cost of immense suffering, and you die soon after gaining that wisdom.

I wish I could speak every language.

Granted but you don't understand any of them.

I wish the next wish would not be corrupted