Thread: Robert Tilton - Revealed!
-
January 1st 2004, 11:10 PM #1
Robert Tilton - Revealed!
Warning: Don't use this link if you:
1) Can't appreciate fart humor
2) Love Robert Tilton
3) Have no sense of humor whatsoever.
http://www.media.ebaumsworld.com/ind...ngpreacher.asf
I am still wiping tears from my eyes, I laughed so hard.
"He that has My commandments, and keeps them, he it is that loves Me. And he that loves Me shall be loved of My Father, and I will love him, and will manifest Myself to him." John 14:21
Visit My Ministry Website
-
January 1st 2004, 11:59 PM #2
There is a much longer version of this clip somewhere... I saw it on video about 11 years ago. One of the funniest is where he is running from one set to another all clenched up and blowing as he goes.
COGITO ERGO CHICO AND ZEPPO~ from Tonio K's website.
-
January 2nd 2004, 11:11 AM #3
- Tootin' Tilton, it's called. I have it somewhere in my archives... but... it's got a "naughty" website title impressed upon it at the bottom of the clip. Inappropriate for here. (The website, not the video.)
- If someone wants it anyway, PM me and I can arrange to send it to you. It's funny!"In better times, we even had laws prohibiting homosexual behavior enev [sic] though we had the Bill of Rights at that time." - Kewlie
"That was a rather sexist comment if I ever saw one." - Kewlie
"The problem would appear to be prejudice on your part." - Kewlie
"You're quite free to display your bigotry and intolerance anyway you wish. Your display ... highlights the hypocritical intolerance of the left." - Kewlie
"Another thread with a dishonest title seasoned with hate and bigotry" - Kewlie
"Not Minn, his are one sided and hateful, laced with intense bigotry against anything Christian" - Kewlie
"I don't believe in tolerance and have never claimed that I do." - Kewlie
"Otherwise, your statement would be funny if it weren't filled with so much hate." - Kewlie
-
January 2nd 2004, 11:14 AM #4
is that the one that we saw earlier last year? I downloaded the short and long ones.
I may not yet be as old as dirt, but dirt and I are starting to have an awful lot in common... Stephen Donaldson - Author of my favorite series (The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant)
S'cuse me... oops, I'm sorry... I didn't see your sign - Bill Engvall
-
January 2nd 2004, 11:23 AM #5
I figured this must have been around a while. I'm just now discovering it. Maybe we can all have a fresh laugh through my eyes!
AtheistArchon: I PMed you. I'd like to see the longer version. I have to watch it several times because I laugh so hard I miss half of it!
"He that has My commandments, and keeps them, he it is that loves Me. And he that loves Me shall be loved of My Father, and I will love him, and will manifest Myself to him." John 14:21
Visit My Ministry Website
-
January 2nd 2004, 11:25 AM #6
Jardin, you are such a tease. My love for fart humor accompanied with my distaste for Robert Tilton makes this sound awfully inticing. Yet I am at work now, and dare not play it for fear of what my co-workers would think.
Alas, I must wait until I get home.
(I will play it for Mrs. Faramir, she loves fart humor too
)
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?- Henry Ward Beecher
"I agree fully with all Faramir has said" - Dee Dee Warren
“Duty…is the sublimest word in our language. Do your duty in all things…. You cannot do more; you should never wish to do less.” -- Robert E. Lee
-
January 2nd 2004, 11:27 AM #7
Faramir, Not teasing on purpose, brother! Sorry!
It's priceless!
"He that has My commandments, and keeps them, he it is that loves Me. And he that loves Me shall be loved of My Father, and I will love him, and will manifest Myself to him." John 14:21
Visit My Ministry Website
-
January 2nd 2004, 02:39 PM #8
It doesn't work for me...
Thanks for your patience in the thread's I have previously committed myself to. Things are still difficult and topsy-turvy here, and I may actually start work somewhere this week (strong likelihood), so I'll do my best to answer some of those threads! See you in the forums...
When even our Christian leadership has committed to a strategy of compromising on "Do not murder" by supporting judges [like Alito], politicians [like Bush] and rulings that explicitly will kill certain innocent children, it is absurd for us to ask God to bless America. -- Bob Enyart, 1/18/06
-
January 2nd 2004, 02:40 PM #9
try this http://www.weirdcrap.com/tilton/
I may not yet be as old as dirt, but dirt and I are starting to have an awful lot in common... Stephen Donaldson - Author of my favorite series (The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant)
S'cuse me... oops, I'm sorry... I didn't see your sign - Bill Engvall
-
January 2nd 2004, 02:54 PM #10
Ah, downloaded it and it works now.
I generally never enjoy bathroom humor...
and this is stinkin' hilarious!!!
Thanks for your patience in the thread's I have previously committed myself to. Things are still difficult and topsy-turvy here, and I may actually start work somewhere this week (strong likelihood), so I'll do my best to answer some of those threads! See you in the forums...
When even our Christian leadership has committed to a strategy of compromising on "Do not murder" by supporting judges [like Alito], politicians [like Bush] and rulings that explicitly will kill certain innocent children, it is absurd for us to ask God to bless America. -- Bob Enyart, 1/18/06
-
January 2nd 2004, 04:03 PM #11
Bill, is that the long version?
"He that has My commandments, and keeps them, he it is that loves Me. And he that loves Me shall be loved of My Father, and I will love him, and will manifest Myself to him." John 14:21
Visit My Ministry Website
-
January 2nd 2004, 04:06 PM #12
- That long 36mb one is the same one I have, only without the naughty banner along the bottom.
Enjoy!! It's funny!!
"In better times, we even had laws prohibiting homosexual behavior enev [sic] though we had the Bill of Rights at that time." - Kewlie
"That was a rather sexist comment if I ever saw one." - Kewlie
"The problem would appear to be prejudice on your part." - Kewlie
"You're quite free to display your bigotry and intolerance anyway you wish. Your display ... highlights the hypocritical intolerance of the left." - Kewlie
"Another thread with a dishonest title seasoned with hate and bigotry" - Kewlie
"Not Minn, his are one sided and hateful, laced with intense bigotry against anything Christian" - Kewlie
"I don't believe in tolerance and have never claimed that I do." - Kewlie
"Otherwise, your statement would be funny if it weren't filled with so much hate." - Kewlie
-
January 2nd 2004, 04:08 PM #13
My best friend is a pastor and he laughed really hard at it. I loved it!!
I may not yet be as old as dirt, but dirt and I are starting to have an awful lot in common... Stephen Donaldson - Author of my favorite series (The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant)
S'cuse me... oops, I'm sorry... I didn't see your sign - Bill Engvall
-
January 2nd 2004, 04:08 PM #14
Cool...I'll check it out tonight. Can't wait.
"He that has My commandments, and keeps them, he it is that loves Me. And he that loves Me shall be loved of My Father, and I will love him, and will manifest Myself to him." John 14:21
Visit My Ministry Website
-
January 2nd 2004, 09:05 PM #15
Isn't that something!
I forgot how cheesey that Tilton guy was. I remember when he got creamed by 20/20 for some of the scam practices he was pulling. My mom had some interesting dealings with his ministry back in the early nineties."My love is nailed to the cross" - St. Ignatius the God-Bearer
“Prove your love and zeal for wisdom in actual deeds.” -- St. Callistus Xanthopoulos
I am Rob, True Poet of the True List. At least, that is what they tell me.
LaRubia is my private eye!

Similar Threads
-
Psalms Revealed!
By barnett in forum Eschatology 201Replies: 6Last Post: August 20th 2011, 09:42 PM -
Robert Tiltons a gas
By yxboom in forum LobbyReplies: 4Last Post: September 3rd 2005, 03:15 PM -
Warning: 'GasBag' Robert Tilton in action!
By Spiritus Naturae in forum Rec RoomReplies: 18Last Post: February 25th 2005, 01:50 AM















































































Quote

The Silence of God
Today, 09:39 AM in Deeper Waters