Originally posted by rogue06
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On a different forum I used to post on there is someone who at various times claims to have more professions and accomplishments than you would believe. At various times he has declared that:
1. he would go onto say he had five PhDs
2. who has conducted kidney transplants, is a "nuerosurgeon" [sic], is a otolaryngologist, is a plastic surgeon (who does "mammalplasties" [sic]), is an orthopedic surgeon, does cardiac surgery, does stereotaxic surgery, does spinal/pelvic surgery as well as "perform[s] "aproxiamtely" [sic] 400 circumcisions a week" at his clinic. I'm probably missing a couple of his professed specialties.
3. claiming to have been an adviser to the Finance Minister of Iran
4 claiming to have started up and ran a couple of Fortune 500 companies (and saying he "used to advertise on NPR" even though they didn't have advertisers)
5. who owns the largest organic farm in Texas or the entire country
6. who said that gallstones form in caves
7. who teaches "at great Universities" (while constantly calling Cambridge a "diploma mill")
8. his children appear to be as made up as his various careers in that he once said his daughter (who ran a division in an engineering firm with a billion dollar budget while still an undergrad) broke her wrist doing hurdles during the Olympic heptathlon trials but nobody taking place in that trial fell and broke their wrist and not one was an engineer. Oh, she also was "a teen was world windsurfing champ."
9. which he named but when contacted had never heard of anyone even remotely like him.
10. claiming to have fought the Sirocco (which blows from Africa across the Mediterranean Sea into Europe) while racing in the Canary Islands and says he sails his yacht "in speeds of over 30 knots/hr on liquid and 40 knots on solid." Ignoring his sailing his yacht "on solid" for a the captain of a yacht to say he sails at "speeds of over 30 knots/hr" is like a NASCAR driver saying that he drives at 200 mph/hr.
- he is a scientist with more "degrees in more fields than any combination of 3 [actual scientists] put together"[1]
- he is a surgeon[2]
- he is a published economist[3]
- he is a psychologist
- he is an über-businessman[4]
- he is a farmer[5]
- he is a geologist[6]
- he is a university professor[7]
- he is a Fortran programmer
- he is a CPA
- he is involved in the criminal justice system
- he trains and coaches Olympic athletes -- including his children[8]
- he is a concert musician who has performed at Carnegie Hall (as has his son -- twice)
- he is a vice commodore at a California yacht club[9]
- he owns and captains a yacht which he races all over the world[10]
- he helped organize the Pan American games
- he is a pilot
1. he would go onto say he had five PhDs
2. who has conducted kidney transplants, is a "nuerosurgeon" [sic], is a otolaryngologist, is a plastic surgeon (who does "mammalplasties" [sic]), is an orthopedic surgeon, does cardiac surgery, does stereotaxic surgery, does spinal/pelvic surgery as well as "perform[s] "aproxiamtely" [sic] 400 circumcisions a week" at his clinic. I'm probably missing a couple of his professed specialties.
3. claiming to have been an adviser to the Finance Minister of Iran
4 claiming to have started up and ran a couple of Fortune 500 companies (and saying he "used to advertise on NPR" even though they didn't have advertisers)
5. who owns the largest organic farm in Texas or the entire country
6. who said that gallstones form in caves
7. who teaches "at great Universities" (while constantly calling Cambridge a "diploma mill")
8. his children appear to be as made up as his various careers in that he once said his daughter (who ran a division in an engineering firm with a billion dollar budget while still an undergrad) broke her wrist doing hurdles during the Olympic heptathlon trials but nobody taking place in that trial fell and broke their wrist and not one was an engineer. Oh, she also was "a teen was world windsurfing champ."
9. which he named but when contacted had never heard of anyone even remotely like him.
10. claiming to have fought the Sirocco (which blows from Africa across the Mediterranean Sea into Europe) while racing in the Canary Islands and says he sails his yacht "in speeds of over 30 knots/hr on liquid and 40 knots on solid." Ignoring his sailing his yacht "on solid" for a the captain of a yacht to say he sails at "speeds of over 30 knots/hr" is like a NASCAR driver saying that he drives at 200 mph/hr.
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