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    "Fat Guys in Diapers?"

    If this is what you think when you hear the word "sumo," I have one question (well more, actually, but one to start with):

    Do you have the self-confidence to walk around in one of those things?

    Yeah, didn't think so.
    Hofstadter's Law: It will always take longer than you expect, even if you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

    "Metal is an apple--everything's good but the core."

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    Question #2:

    Imagine that a 6'3", ~400-lb monstrosity that looks something like this:

    ichinojo.jpg

    is standing in front of you and wants to push you out of a 15-foot circle. He has substantially more muscle mass than a body builder (i.e., a heckuva lot more than you'll ever have), he's more flexible than you (can you do the splits?), faster and more agile than you think he is, and he gets paid six figures to stay on his feet while similarly-sized guys are trying to push him off of them.

    What do you do?

    A: lol, RUN
    Hofstadter's Law: It will always take longer than you expect, even if you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

    "Metal is an apple--everything's good but the core."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zymologist View Post
    What do you do?

    A: lol, RUN
    There is no lao tzu

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    I would just toss a donut towards him and move past while he was chasing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lao tzu View Post
    I Amen this reluctantly.
    Hofstadter's Law: It will always take longer than you expect, even if you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

    "Metal is an apple--everything's good but the core."

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    I need to find that Pinky and the Brain episode where the plan involved Brain becoming a sumo wrestler.

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    For the record, I can do the splits.

    "Fire is catching. If we burn, you burn with us!"
    "I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to stay here and cause all kinds of trouble."
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    Quote Originally Posted by lao tzu View Post

    Ford was sick the day that scene was shot, and he had them rewrite the scene so he could just draw his gun.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Zymologist View Post
    "Fat Guys in Diapers?"
    How come a certain prodder of bovines hasn't come around asking if THIS thread is about him?

    I'm always still in trouble again

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    Quote Originally Posted by mossrose View Post
    Ford was sick the day that scene was shot, and he had them rewrite the scene so he could just draw his gun.
    Necessities, mothers, inventions.

    And then there was his infamous ad lib to Princess Leia's "I love you."

    "I know."
    There is no lao tzu

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