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  • "Fat Guys in Diapers?"

    If this is what you think when you hear the word "sumo," I have one question (well more, actually, but one to start with):

    Do you have the self-confidence to walk around in one of those things?

    Yeah, didn't think so.
    I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

  • #2
    Question #2:

    Imagine that a 6'3", ~400-lb monstrosity that looks something like this:

    ichinojo.jpg

    is standing in front of you and wants to push you out of a 15-foot circle. He has substantially more muscle mass than a body builder (i.e., a heckuva lot more than you'll ever have), he's more flexible than you (can you do the splits?), faster and more agile than you think he is, and he gets paid six figures to stay on his feet while similarly-sized guys are trying to push him off of them.

    What do you do?

    A: lol, RUN
    I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Zymologist View Post
      What do you do?

      A: lol, RUN

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      • #4
        I would just toss a donut towards him and move past while he was chasing it.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by lao tzu View Post
          I Amen this reluctantly.
          I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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          • #6
            I need to find that Pinky and the Brain episode where the plan involved Brain becoming a sumo wrestler.

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            • #7
              For the record, I can do the splits.

              "Fire is catching. If we burn, you burn with us!"
              "I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to stay here and cause all kinds of trouble."
              Katniss Everdeen


              Christ our Passover has been sacrificed for us. Therefore let us keep the feast.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by lao tzu View Post

                Ford was sick the day that scene was shot, and he had them rewrite the scene so he could just draw his gun.


                Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Zymologist View Post
                  "Fat Guys in Diapers?"
                  How come a certain prodder of bovines hasn't come around asking if THIS thread is about him?

                  I'm always still in trouble again

                  "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                  "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                  "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by mossrose View Post
                    Ford was sick the day that scene was shot, and he had them rewrite the scene so he could just draw his gun.
                    Necessities, mothers, inventions.

                    And then there was his infamous ad lib to Princess Leia's "I love you."

                    "I know."

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                      How come a certain prodder of bovines hasn't come around asking if THIS thread is about him?
                      Some questions, dear Captain, don't need to be asked.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                        How come a certain prodder of bovines hasn't come around asking if THIS thread is about him?
                        No doubt he simply hasn't seen it yet.
                        I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by lao tzu View Post
                          Some questions, dear Captain, don't need to be asked.
                          If you want to be sure that you've firmly imprinted the image in folks minds...

                          Gotta boost sales of roguetech brain bleach after all

                          I'm always still in trouble again

                          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                          "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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