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    "How are you doing?"

    I hate this phrase. As I see it, there are two options for response:

    1. Be honest
    2. Be dishonest

    Nobody wants you to go the honest route--and admit it, you don't want anyone else to go the honest route when you ask them this, either.

    "How are you doing today?"

    "Oh man, I'm having a rough day today. Let me tell you about..."

    "Whoa dude, I just asked how you were doing. No need to get all serious and stuff."


    So instead we go the dishonest route:

    "How are you doing today?"

    "Oh, I'm great!"
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    I've experimented with an honest, yet still optimistic response: "I'm doing ok." But then people will say something like, "Just ok?" and the cycle begins anew.

    More research is necessary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zymologist View Post
    I hate this phrase. As I see it, there are two options for response:

    1. Be honest
    2. Be dishonest

    Nobody wants you to go the honest route--and admit it, you don't want anyone else to go the honest route when you ask them this, either.

    "How are you doing today?"

    "Oh man, I'm having a rough day today. Let me tell you about..."

    "Whoa dude, I just asked how you were doing. No need to get all serious and stuff."


    So instead we go the dishonest route:

    "How are you doing today?"

    "Oh, I'm great!"
    hide the pain harold.jpg



    I've experimented with an honest, yet still optimistic response: "I'm doing ok." But then people will say something like, "Just ok?" and the cycle begins anew.

    More research is necessary.
    I usually just say "hey what's up." Or if I have knowledge of something being wrong, I will ask about how they are doing. If they ask me that question, I just say fine - not get out of my face!
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    I usually answer, "I wish it were Friday!" and they go "Don't we all!" and then we have a chuckle and go about our day like ships passing in the fog.

    Except on Fridays. Then I say, "I am glad it is Friday!" and they say, "You and me both!" and then we chuckle and go about our day like ships passing in the fog. But a brighter and more friendly fog that will lift at the end of the work day.

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    That's why, in Texas, we just say "howdy". Even though it's supposedly a contraction for "how do you do", it's understood that we really don't give a flyin' flip about getting an answer.

    Howdy!

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    When somebody asks me how I'm doing, I usually respond "I'm doing so good it hurts!" They usually just say "ouch", and walk away in wonder.

    1 Tim 2:5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cow Poke View Post
    That's why, in Texas, we just say "howdy". Even though it's supposedly a contraction for "how do you do", it's understood that we really don't give a flyin' flip about getting an answer.

    Howdy!
    I wish it were Friday!

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    Somebody tell Sparko he's on my ignore list, just in case he tries to post to me.

    1 Tim 2:5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus.

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    If I'm not doing well, I usually say "tired" or maybe "hungry" because one of those things is usually true along with whatever other stuff is going on in my life.

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    "I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to stay here and cause all kinds of trouble."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cow Poke View Post
    Somebody tell Sparko he's on my ignore list, just in case he tries to post to me.
    Is it Friday yet?

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