Shia Labeouf

[Zymologist]

Everybody's favorite Transformers sidekick gives a stirring speech:

[Zymologist]

Of course we must not forget the timeless

[Sparko]

I didn't watch it. He said not to do it.

[Zymologist]

I didn't watch it. He said not to do it.

Did you watch the second one?

[Sparko]

Did you watch the second one?

No. I was afraid if I didn't not do what the first Shia told me to not do, then he would murder me.

[Zymologist]

No. I was afraid if I didn't not do what the first Shia told me to not do, then he would murder me.

You're a wise man. Make sure you keep an axe handy--I've heard they're his weakness.

[Sparko]

You're a wise man. Make sure you keep an axe handy--I've heard they're his weakness.

I keep Chuck Norris handy.

[psstein]

I didn't know Shia Labeouf was still around at all. I can't think of a movie he's been in that's not 10+ years old.