In the very best tradition of "You can't make this crap up," it turns out the trailer-trash founder and now former head of the recently disbanded ethno-nationalist Traditionalist Worker Party was cuckolded by his trailer-trash neighbor and co-founding step son-in-law.
I haven't laughed this hard since Stormy Daniels confessed to rolling up a magazine with Trump's face on the cover, using it to make him kiss his own heinie, as punishment for trying to pick her up by kissing his own heinie.
But according to a police report obtained by the Southern Poverty Law Center, Heimbach began sleeping with Parrott’s wife. In early March, the two told Parrott and Heimbach’s wife that the three-month affair was over, but Parrott didn’t believe it, so he concocted a plan to catch them. Heimbach and Parrott’s wife fell for it while Parrott was outside, standing atop a box, looking in through a window. Then the box broke, and, his cover presumably blown, Parrott went to confront Heimbach, who allegedly choked him. Parrott lost consciousness, then fled to a Walmart, where he called police, who reported that Heimbach later violently grabbed his wife’s face.
I haven't laughed this hard since Stormy Daniels confessed to rolling up a magazine with Trump's face on the cover, using it to make him kiss his own heinie, as punishment for trying to pick her up by kissing his own heinie.
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