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  • Political Rhetoric

    I made a thread about this a while back, but I figured we could all use a laugh so I'll make one again.

    Here is a random political rhetoric generator; post some gems.

    "My opponent is receiving money from health care bureaucrats, shifty Canadians and street gangs."

    "When I'm elected, I'll make sure Hollywood liberals and Somali pirates cannot corrupt our perseverance."

    "My opponent is palling around with smelly hippies, pedophiles and pharmaceutical companies."
    I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

  • #2
    Originally posted by Zymologist View Post
    I made a thread about this a while back, but I figured we could all use a laugh so I'll make one again.

    Here is a random political rhetoric generator; post some gems.

    "My opponent is receiving money from health care bureaucrats, shifty Canadians and street gangs."

    "When I'm elected, I'll make sure Hollywood liberals and Somali pirates cannot corrupt our perseverance."

    "My opponent is palling around with smelly hippies, pedophiles and pharmaceutical companies."
    Anyone willing to tackle the "shifty Canadians" problem has my vote.

    I'm always still in trouble again

    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
    "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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    • #3
      "Unlike my opponent, I believe in our moms and dads, our right to police the world and our delicious apple pies."

      I likes it, I does.
      ~ Russell ("MelMak")

      "[Sing] and [make] melody in your heart to the Lord." -- Ephesians 5:19b

      Fight spam!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
        Anyone willing to tackle the "shifty Canadians" problem has my vote.



        Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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        • #5

          I'm always still in trouble again

          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
          "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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          • #6
            Originally posted by mossrose View Post
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            No. The first one is an "f"

            I'm always still in trouble again

            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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            • #7
              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
              [ATTACH=CONFIG]27814[/ATTACH]



              No. The first one is an "f"
              Well, there is him.........


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              • #8
                Originally posted by mossrose View Post
                Well, there is him.........
                00000000000000ars6.jpg

                I'm always still in trouble again

                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                  [ATTACH=CONFIG]27815[/ATTACH]
                  Yeah. And her.

                  Now you need to add a picture of John Horgan and you'll have quite a lot of shifty Canadians........


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                  • #10
                    I can't believe you guys forgot Rob so soon.
                    rob ford surprised.jpg
                    Last edited by guacamole; 05-17-2018, 08:12 AM.
                    "Down in the lowlands, where the water is deep,
                    Hear my cry, hear my shout,
                    Save me, save me"

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                    • #11
                      I refuse to support an America where Rupert Murdoch yes-men and al-Qaeda insurgents can make a mockery of our McMansions.
                      I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Zymologist View Post
                        I made a thread about this a while back, but I figured we could all use a laugh so I'll make one again.

                        Here is a random political rhetoric generator; post some gems.

                        "My opponent is receiving money from health care bureaucrats, shifty Canadians and street gangs."

                        "When I'm elected, I'll make sure Hollywood liberals and Somali pirates cannot corrupt our perseverance."

                        "My opponent is palling around with smelly hippies, pedophiles and pharmaceutical companies."
                        Dang it! I KNEW JimL and Tassman were bots! This is what is posting as them!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                          Dang it! I KNEW JimL and Tassman were bots! This is what is posting as them!
                          ECREE. The generator doesn't make spelling or grammar errors.
                          Enter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. – St. John Chrysostom

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
                            ECREE. The generator doesn't make spelling or grammar errors.
                            hmm. maybe it is a less accurate and efficient Russian version.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                              hmm. maybe it is a less accurate and efficient Russian version.
                              You're thinking of a different poster.
                              Enter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. – St. John Chrysostom

                              Veritas vos Liberabit<>< Learn Greek <>< Look here for an Orthodox Church in America<><Ancient Faith Radio
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                              I recommend you do not try too hard and ...research as little as possible. Such weighty things give me a headache. - Shunyadragon, Baha'i apologist

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