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    Political Rhetoric

    I made a thread about this a while back, but I figured we could all use a laugh so I'll make one again.

    Here is a random political rhetoric generator; post some gems.

    "My opponent is receiving money from health care bureaucrats, shifty Canadians and street gangs."

    "When I'm elected, I'll make sure Hollywood liberals and Somali pirates cannot corrupt our perseverance."

    "My opponent is palling around with smelly hippies, pedophiles and pharmaceutical companies."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zymologist View Post
    I made a thread about this a while back, but I figured we could all use a laugh so I'll make one again.

    Here is a random political rhetoric generator; post some gems.

    "My opponent is receiving money from health care bureaucrats, shifty Canadians and street gangs."

    "When I'm elected, I'll make sure Hollywood liberals and Somali pirates cannot corrupt our perseverance."

    "My opponent is palling around with smelly hippies, pedophiles and pharmaceutical companies."
    Anyone willing to tackle the "shifty Canadians" problem has my vote.

    I'm always still in trouble again

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogue06 View Post
    Anyone willing to tackle the "shifty Canadians" problem has my vote.



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    I'm always still in trouble again

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    Quote Originally Posted by mossrose View Post
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    No. The first one is an "f"

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogue06 View Post
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    No. The first one is an "f"
    Well, there is him.........


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    Quote Originally Posted by mossrose View Post
    Well, there is him.........
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    I'm always still in trouble again

    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" -- starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogue06 View Post
    Yeah. And her.

    Now you need to add a picture of John Horgan and you'll have quite a lot of shifty Canadians........


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