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28 years ago I was finishing up my nine months of life support. I had to be assisted with a vacuum to get out on June 3 and needed to be suctioned. Do I do this same joke every year?
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I had to go to Church for the whole 9 months I was on life support, whether I wanted to or not!
In fact, I didn't have much choice about ANYTHING back then!The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.Comment
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Happy birthday in a few days, darlin"!Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post
We're so glad you're here with us!
P.S. June babies are the best of them all!
Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.Comment
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I was a June baby, too! It just took two extra months to get out!Originally posted by mossrose View PostHappy birthday in a few days, darlin"!
We're so glad you're here with us!
P.S. June babies are the best of them all!
The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.Comment
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Originally posted by Cow Poke View PostI was a June baby, too! It just took two extra months to get out!
Your birthday is the same day as my daughter's.* Also a nice month for babies.
*Not the same year, of course. Because that would make me 25 years older than I actually am!
Last edited by mossrose; 05-17-2022, 09:35 PM.
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My mom slipped on the ice and broke her tail bone when she was between 7½ to 8 months pregnant with me.Originally posted by Cow Poke View PostI had to go to Church for the whole 9 months I was on life support, whether I wanted to or not!
In fact, I didn't have much choice about ANYTHING back then!
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --TassmanComment
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0000000000can't disagree.jpgOriginally posted by mossrose View PostYour birthday is the same day as Kasha's mommy.* Also a nice month for babies.
*Not the same year, of course. Because that would make me 25 years older than I actually am!
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --TassmanComment
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That explains a lot.Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
My mom had the hiccups when my oldest brother was born, so his birthday is August 28 and 29.The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.Comment
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Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.Comment
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That would explain the dent smiley hmm.gifOriginally posted by mossrose View PostThat explains SO much! She must have bumped your head!
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --TassmanComment
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Am I overusing my joke about describing my birthday? I think I said I was evicted last year. I may be reusing the same two jokes.If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!Comment
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I don't know but happy early birthday!Watch your links! http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/fa...corumetiquetteComment
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