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    I'll Drink to That!

    Coffee!

    Fresh grounds for coffee: Study shows it may boost longevity



    So, my two vices - dark chocolate and coffee - may actually be keeping me alive longer!
    The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.
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  • #2
    Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
    Coffee!

    Fresh grounds for coffee: Study shows it may boost longevity



    So, my two vices - dark chocolate and coffee - may actually be keeping me alive longer!


    Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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    • #3
      I think I mentioned it before but my doctor told me to drink more coffee before.

      Now if I can only get him to tell me to eat more bacon...

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
        Coffee!

        Fresh grounds for coffee: Study shows it may boost longevity



        So, my two vices - dark chocolate and coffee - may actually be keeping me alive longer!
        They found a half a million British heretics who drink coffee?
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        • #5
          Next month the headlines will declare that coffee causes [fill in the blank with something bad].

          I'm always still in trouble again

          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
          "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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          • #6
            Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
            Next month the headlines will declare that coffee causes [fill in the blank with something bad].
            Well coffee is a stimulant and that makes you twitch, whitch causes dancing, which leads to sex.
            Last edited by Sparko; 07-02-2018, 02:24 PM.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Sparko View Post
              Well coffee is a stimulant and that makes you twitch, whitch causes dancing, which leads to sex.
              And coffee starts with C which rhymes with P and that stands for pool.

              I'm always still in trouble again

              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
              "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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              • #8
                Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                And coffee starts with C which rhymes with P and that stands for pool.
                And it sounds like Covfefe which makes it part of Trump.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                  Coffee!

                  So, my two vices - dark chocolate and coffee - may actually be keeping me alive longer!
                  That good news calls for a large snifter of brandy!
                  Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                    Well coffee is a stimulant and that makes you twitch, whitch causes dancing, which leads to sex.
                    Evil, pure evil...
                    Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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                    • #11
                      Y'all do realize that the vast majority of coffee drinkers die within a week of drinking the stuff

                      I'm always still in trouble again

                      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                      "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                        Y'all do realize that the vast majority of coffee drinkers die within a week of drinking the stuff
                        It's been decades for me, so I must be immune.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
                          It's been decades for me, so I must be immune.
                          It only kills pink wrinkly alligator looking things with pirate hats.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
                            It's been decades for me, so I must be immune.
                            Nobody said that it was after the first drink.

                            Did you also realize that most auto accidents here in the U.S. are caused by people who drink coffee?

                            I'm always still in trouble again

                            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                              Nobody said that it was after the first drink.
                              Still unlikely to happen to me, since I pretty much only drink it at work, and I ain't working past my three score and 10....
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