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Greetings Animal Lovers!

Welcome to Animal Husbandry 101, this is the place for all things animal.

Did you get a new pet? Tell us about it.Do you have a question about pet care? Ask it here. Are you thinking about getting a pet? Let us know.

There are a great many animal lovers at Tweb anxious to hear about and join in the fun.

In addition to the regular set of rules called the DECORUM, others rules will be enforced here as well.

1) Please keep all pets on a leash.
2) Please clean up after those pets that aren't quite paper trained.
3) Gerbils are not good pets. It's a long story

Thank you and let the games begin.
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  • #76
    Originally posted by mossrose View Post
    One word:

    SCat.
    FIFY n/c

    I'm always still in trouble again

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    • #77
      Originally posted by mossrose View Post
      One word:

      Pfft.
      One word:

      Yes'm
      The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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      • #78
        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
        FIFY n/c
        One word:

        Run.


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        • #79
          Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
          Just do like I did - Jake peed in the house ONE TIME, because he was quicker than me, so I explained to him that four-legged critters pee outside, and two-legged critters pee indoors. He did a quick count, then peed outside from then on.
          nice.

          But my dog will be a schnauzer so he will probably only understand German and my German is not that great to explain that. Maybe I can get Alexa to translate.

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          • #80
            Originally posted by mossrose View Post
            One word:

            Cat.
            No thanks, I am going to start my puppy out on regular dog food first. Cats will come later, as a reward.

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            • #81
              Originally posted by Sparko View Post
              No thanks, I am going to start my puppy out on regular dog food first. Cats will come later, as a reward.



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              • #82
                Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                nice.

                But my dog will be a schnauzer so he will probably only understand German and my German is not that great to explain that. Maybe I can get Alexa to translate.
                Don't worry, Sparko. Germans are good at following orders. All you need is one word "RAUS" which means "out." Make sure to raise your tone though, they love it. haha

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Kearns View Post
                  Don't worry, Sparko. Germans are good at following orders. All you need is one word "RAUS" which means "out." Make sure to raise your tone though, they love it. haha

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                  • #84
                    So did you ever find a new pup?
                    A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
                    George Bernard Shaw

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by Catholicity View Post
                      So did you ever find a new pup?
                      Waiting for him to be born.

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                        Waiting for him to be born.
                        After he is born is when the trouble starts. It is worth it though in the end.
                        Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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                        • #87
                          The due date for my pup to be born is Dec 26th. So I might be getting a Christmas Pup.

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                            The due date for my pup to be born is Dec 26th. So I might be getting a Christmas Pup.
                            There's an old legend that those born on Christmas Day are prone to becoming werewolves. Careful you don't get a werepup. While strangely suitable for a flea-bitten, mangy pirate, you might find yourself having to feed him a large portion of your bacon stash in order to fend him off.

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                            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                              There's an old legend that those born on Christmas Day are prone to becoming werewolves. Careful you don't get a werepup. While strangely suitable for a flea-bitten, mangy pirate, you might find yourself having to feed him a large portion of your bacon stash in order to fend him off.
                              It's gonna be a full moon on Christmas too!

                              Hey since he already is a dog, does that mean he will turn into a person on the full moon? Having a crying baby is all I need right now.

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                                It's gonna be a full moon on Christmas too!

                                Hey since he already is a dog, does that mean he will turn into a person on the full moon? Having a crying baby is all I need right now.
                                I hear that rum puts them right to sleep.

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