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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparko View Post
    No thanks, I am going to start my puppy out on regular dog food first. Cats will come later, as a reward.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparko View Post
    nice.

    But my dog will be a schnauzer so he will probably only understand German and my German is not that great to explain that. Maybe I can get Alexa to translate.
    Don't worry, Sparko. Germans are good at following orders. All you need is one word "RAUS" which means "out." Make sure to raise your tone though, they love it. haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kearns View Post
    Don't worry, Sparko. Germans are good at following orders. All you need is one word "RAUS" which means "out." Make sure to raise your tone though, they love it. haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catholicity View Post
    So did you ever find a new pup?
    Waiting for him to be born.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparko View Post
    Waiting for him to be born.
    After he is born is when the trouble starts. It is worth it though in the end.
    Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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    The due date for my pup to be born is Dec 26th. So I might be getting a Christmas Pup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparko View Post
    The due date for my pup to be born is Dec 26th. So I might be getting a Christmas Pup.
    There's an old legend that those born on Christmas Day are prone to becoming werewolves. Careful you don't get a werepup. While strangely suitable for a flea-bitten, mangy pirate, you might find yourself having to feed him a large portion of your bacon stash in order to fend him off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogue06 View Post
    There's an old legend that those born on Christmas Day are prone to becoming werewolves. Careful you don't get a werepup. While strangely suitable for a flea-bitten, mangy pirate, you might find yourself having to feed him a large portion of your bacon stash in order to fend him off.
    It's gonna be a full moon on Christmas too!

    Hey since he already is a dog, does that mean he will turn into a person on the full moon? Having a crying baby is all I need right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparko View Post
    It's gonna be a full moon on Christmas too!

    Hey since he already is a dog, does that mean he will turn into a person on the full moon? Having a crying baby is all I need right now.
    I hear that rum puts them right to sleep.

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